# Anniz..... lets not pretend how hot our fires burn for each other!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156 "2000-08-29T06:04:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/21 "2000-08-30T01:12:13Z")

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_gives Kyla aussie hugs_

_wonders if Anniz missed the humour earlier_

_gives Kyla more hugs_

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/22 "2000-08-30T01:22:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Juggler \*  
> \*\*Translation into english: Back off you guys until you learn the language… \*\*

Well, fortunately, she knows English. 🆒

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/23 "2000-08-30T02:45:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Anniz \*  
> \*\*Hi **iampuhna**!  
> Thanks for the complement, you’re so sweet.  
> Actually there’s one I hope to meet this year  
> and that’s **Montfort**.  
> Yep, he’s the one.  
> \*\*

So then why the hell’d you pick Monty?

Le sigh. Maybe I should start being an asshole. Being sweet has so far gotten me lots of . . . casual friends. And not casual in the sense of “casual sex.”

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/24 "2000-08-30T07:29:06Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
\*\*

> [@](#):
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> Le sigh. Maybe I should start being an asshole. Being sweet has so far gotten me lots of . . . casual friends. And not casual in the sense of “casual sex.” \*\*

Join the f\*cking club!

And I wish it were a “f\*cking club”. ☹

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/25 "2000-08-30T12:45:01Z")

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Anniz: I like your “accent” too. You’re sort of like bj0rn–except that I understand what _you’re_ talking about!

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/26 "2000-08-30T14:51:58Z")

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I wish I knew what I’m doing wrong  
with my English.  
I have no idea.  
I can’t see it.  
I know I spell it wrong sometimes,  
but outherwise…  
Wish I could write it better.

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/27 "2000-08-30T15:00:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Anniz \*  
> **I wish I knew what I’m doing wrong  
> with my English.**

Don’t worry, Anniz, **I** understand you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/28 "2000-08-30T16:10:24Z")

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Ladies and gentlemen, what if we’ve been had? What if some very bored little troll somewhere in Connecticut or some other dull state has invented this beautiful and charming “Anniz” character in order to yank the chains, if you will, of all us vulerable males at the SDMB?

There’s only one way to find out, and settle the whole “who wins” thing… We’ll just all have to fly to Europe and see for ourselves. And then, if it turns out my conspiracy theory is bogus, we can just have a gigantic org, er, party with Anniz and the rest of her sexy Swedish friends.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/29 "2000-08-30T16:22:29Z")

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Speaking of trolls…

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> \*Originally posted by FarrisGoldstein \*  
> **There’s only one way to find out, and settle the whole “who wins” thing… We’ll just all have to fly to Europe and see for ourselves.**

Anyway, [I’m trying to do that](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=36359), myself. Alone.

Nunyall are invited. But, I’ll be sure to post the pics from the Stockholm Dopefest. 😉

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/30 "2000-08-30T16:59:10Z")

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You’re doing nothing wrong, Anniz! You have a distinctive “voice,” that’s all. And the fact that your posts come up as short lines do make your posts seem like haiku:

I think we all wish  
that we sometimes could sound like  
our charming Anniz.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/31 "2000-08-30T17:07:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Anniz \*  
> \*\*I wish I knew what I’m doing wrong  
> with my English.  
> I have no idea.  
> I can’t see it.  
> I know I spell it wrong sometimes,  
> but outherwise…  
> Wish I could write it better.
> 
> \*\*

Email me and I’ll be glad to correct your English. As for your post:

I wish I knew what I was doing wrong with my English. I have no idea, nor can I see it. I know I spell things wrong sometimes, but otherwise . . . I wish I could write better.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/32 "2000-08-30T17:09:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Anniz \*  
> **I wish I knew what I’m doing wrong  
> with my English.  
> I have no idea.  
> I can’t see it.  
> I know I spell it wrong sometimes,  
> but outherwise…  
> Wish I could write it better.**

Well, you could practice your English some by writing me back if you like. I haven’t heard from you in a while.

Or not, if you don’t want to.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/33 "2000-08-30T17:13:48Z")

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**Anniz** , love of my life, have no fears. Your english is poetry to my ears.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/34 "2000-08-30T19:33:53Z")

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\<Farris Goldstein is away, very sad that someone would call him a troll for merely cracking a good-spirited joke\>

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/35 "2000-08-30T19:50:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FarrisGoldstein \*  
> \*\*\<Farris Goldstein is away, very sad that someone would call him a troll for merely cracking a good-spirited joke\> \*\*

Oh, lighten up. A joke was merely returned with a joke. I know you’re not a troll, and I **definitely** know Anniz is not, either.

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**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/36 "2000-08-30T20:03:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by FarrisGoldstein \*  
> > \*\*\<Farris Goldstein is away, very sad that someone would call him a troll for merely cracking a good-spirited joke\> \*\*
> 
> Oh, lighten up. A joke was merely returned with a joke. I know you’re not a troll, and I **definitely** know Anniz is not, either. \*\*

🙂 You’re preaching to the converted… I was joking, too.

But existentially, aren’t we all somebody’s troll?

-Farris  
(Ummm… no)

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