# Announcing A \*New\* Littlest Briston! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370 "2014-02-14T21:39:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/21 "2014-02-15T18:24:13Z")
Congrats on the new addition! Looks like her big sister looks mighty pleased too! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/22 "2014-02-15T18:43:35Z")
Congratulations! May you have a lifetime of joy ahead of you. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/23 "2014-02-15T18:50:39Z")
Congratulations, Hal Briston. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/24 "2014-02-15T20:00:14Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So the first child what is she now? > > Mid-sized Briston? Not Quite as little as the littlest Briston? Littler Briston? Light Cruiser Briston? The Sun Briston? (the sun is a middle sized star) The Middlest Briston. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/25 "2014-02-15T20:19:30Z")
She’s beautiful! Mazel tov! Have you explained to her sibling that now that you’ve got a replacement on deck, she’d probably have to do a better job picking up her toys and going to bed on time? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/26 "2014-02-15T20:50:36Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So the first child what is she now? > > Mid-sized Briston? Not Quite as little as the littlest Briston? Littler Briston? Light Cruiser Briston? The Sun Briston? (the sun is a middle sized star) Mutton, honey. Congrats to the new addition to the [del]flo[/del] family. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/27 "2014-02-15T20:59:55Z")
Looks like all the jokes have been done. 😃 Oh well, Happy Birthday Alanah. Congratulations to Hal and the Missus, and a very special Big Sis greeting to the Former Littlest Briston. kam ---
**Author:** ![iftheresaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@iftheresaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iftheresaway)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/28 "2014-02-15T21:15:09Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] But oh, if it had been a boy. I was all set – I had been thinking about it ever since **bouv** had [given his thoughts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6152042&postcount=48) when I was looking for a name for the first Littlest Briston. And now I was all set – I had complete no-veto naming rights, all the kid had to do was play along and have a penis. He would be Brock. Brock McLaughlin. Brock Danger McLaughlin. So, my sweet Alanah, I love you very much – but it’s your own fault that you’re not a guy with The Awesomest Name In History. [/QUOTE] You joke (or perhaps not), but tomorrow I’m going to a one-year-old’s birthday party – and yes, Danger is his middle name. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/29 "2014-02-15T21:26:11Z")
Congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/30 "2014-02-15T22:47:45Z")
> [@iftheresaway](#): > > You joke (or perhaps not), but tomorrow I’m going to a one-year-old’s birthday party – and yes, Danger is his middle name. Not a joke at all – if this had been a boy, Brock Danger would have been his name. Although I would have probably left the “King Of Ultrabadassery” suffix off the birth certificate. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/31 "2014-02-15T23:21:20Z")
Conga-rats to you all (& especially Big Sister Briston who looks supremely thrilled! ) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/32 "2014-02-16T00:47:54Z")
I’m sorry, **Hal** , your kids are too cute. You’ll have to take them back and get some normal ones. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/33 "2014-02-16T06:08:10Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/34 "2014-02-16T07:06:02Z")
Congrats to y’all! Awesome pics! ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/35 "2014-02-16T10:52:21Z")
Keep this up and soon you’ll have a whole flock of Bristons! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/36 "2014-02-16T14:23:17Z")
Does she look like ewe, **Hal**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/37 "2014-02-16T15:04:06Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/38 "2014-02-16T15:13:39Z")
My goodness, she’s beautiful! Congratulations to the Bristons! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/39 "2014-02-16T15:27:12Z")
DAMN! That is one good lookin’ baby! Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/announcing-a-new-littlest-briston/681370/40 "2014-02-17T12:50:03Z")
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