# Annoy a liberal: put a stupid sticker on your car **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416 "2005-04-27T19:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/61 "2005-04-28T14:31:03Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > This was actually funny. What, may I ask, was the original quote? I believe it referred specifically to government. “Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end, and no sense of responsibility at the other.” [Attributed to him, at least.](http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan) Or another good one - > [@Ronald Reagan](#): > > How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. How do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who **understands** Marx and Lenin. Or the classic - > [@](#): > > Why do liberals condemn conservatives? Because conservatives are mean-spirited, hard-hearted bastards. > > Why do conservatives condemn liberals? Because conservatives are mean-spirited, hard-hearted bastards. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/62 "2005-04-28T14:56:58Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > And a liberal is a conservative who’s been arrested. …and a libertarian is a liberal who’s been audited. ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/63 "2005-04-28T15:44:34Z")
Liberals: Spending Other People’s Money Since 1932. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/64 "2005-04-28T16:42:36Z")
A Liberal believes that an ideal government would fix every problem. A Conservative believes that an ideal government would fix his problems. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/65 "2005-04-28T16:46:27Z")
Liberalism: Appeasing dictators and despots since the Cold War. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/66 "2005-04-28T16:50:53Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Liberalism: Appeasing dictators and despots since the Cold War. Good one. Conservatives: Appeasing dictators and despots since before the Cold War. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/67 "2005-04-28T16:57:20Z")
My old bumper sticker seemed to offend all equally. It read, **Stupid People Shouldn’t Breed**. Used to get many nasty stares. Stares were fine, as long as they didn’t breed.😃 ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/68 "2005-04-28T17:09:05Z")
> [@Maeglin](#): > > Good one. > > Conservatives: Appeasing dictators and despots since before the Cold War. Actually, i’d amend that: Change “Appeasing…” to “Actively aiding and supporting…” Although, to be fair, this has been a rather bipartisan aspect of American foreign policy. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/69 "2005-04-28T17:09:28Z")
I’d really like to see **Jesus was a liberal** bumper stickers. Cause he, you know, was. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/70 "2005-04-28T17:13:47Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I’d really like to see **Jesus was a liberal** bumper stickers. Cause he, you know, was. Ask, and you shall [receive](http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.4475639). ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/71 "2005-04-28T17:17:46Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Ask, and you shall [receive](http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.4475639). For those who don’t feel like clicking, it reads **Jesus was a liberal Jew**. I don’t know, it doesn’t have as much punch to me. I’d prefer to focus purely on his liberalism, since liberal has become such a dirty word to a lot of very pro-Jesus people. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/72 "2005-04-28T17:19:46Z")
Beg to differ. The Boss was a radical. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/73 "2005-04-28T17:25:35Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Beg to differ. The Boss was a radical. I thought that The Boss was a rock musician. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/74 "2005-04-28T17:32:46Z")
Sit at my feet, little one, and I will bestow wisdom. With an occassional dollop of bullshit, just so it doesn’t get dull. ---
**Author:** ![Lathe\_of\_Heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Lathe\_of\_Heaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lathe_of_Heaven)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/75 "2005-04-28T17:37:41Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > For those who don’t feel like clicking, it reads **Jesus was a liberal Jew**. I don’t know, it doesn’t have as much punch to me. I’d prefer to focus purely on his liberalism, since liberal has become such a dirty word to a lot of very pro-Jesus people. Okay, then how about [this one?](http://www.northernsun.com/cgi-bin/ns/5821.html) ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/76 "2005-04-28T17:40:32Z")
> [@Lathe of Heaven](#): > > Okay, then how about [this one?](http://www.northernsun.com/cgi-bin/ns/5821.html) Well, there you have it. Moments after I speak, the Internet turns my wisdom into reality. Truly, I am a god. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/77 "2005-04-28T17:48:04Z")
Well, Jesus would probably be a liberal if he were teleported to America. But moreover, he would be a _leftist_: although his views would be more centrist than the liberal label would suggest, he would nonetheless prefer to tweak conservatives more than liberals. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/78 "2005-04-28T17:48:56Z")
Good ol’ Northern Sun! Even if you don’t want to buy anything, send them some money anyway. Anyway… A liberal wants to eliminate all injustice. A conservative is more selective. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/79 "2005-04-28T18:10:05Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > For those who don’t feel like clicking, it reads **Jesus was a liberal Jew**. I don’t know, it doesn’t have as much punch to me. I’d prefer to focus purely on his liberalism, since liberal has become such a dirty word to a lot of very pro-Jesus people. [JESUS is f’ing METAL](http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/6fc1/) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/80 "2005-04-28T20:33:48Z")
I thought this up on the way to work: _Liberal Utopia: No smoking, no joking. Conservative Utopia: No drinking, no thinking._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416.md?page=5)