# Annoy a liberal: put a stupid sticker on your car **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416 "2005-04-27T19:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/101 "2005-04-29T23:12:53Z")
My “time” came and went without my even noticing (damned spam filters!) until I tried to post, and then, well, I tossed a quarter. The Straight Dope “won.” ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/102 "2005-04-29T23:17:35Z")
:smack: damned manners! Thank y’all; it’s good to know some other familiar monikers will still be around to kick the can and chew the fat, too. **’luci:** my ma was too much of a lady to try and kick your ma’s ass. But not _yours!_😛 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/103 "2005-04-30T01:10:56Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > My mom wore combat boots, rode a Harley, and chewed tobacco, and can kick your mom’s ass. What part of Texas ya’ll from? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/104 "2005-04-30T07:38:38Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > What part of Texas ya’ll from? Worse. Illinois. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/105 "2005-04-30T11:02:41Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > "Liberals: Want to take your guns. > Conservatives: Want to take your porn. Actually, a good friend of mine is a Wiccan whose a gun collector. Here’s how he put it: “One party wants to take my guns; the other wants to take my religion!” One of the reasons he’s conservative is he figures he can use his guns to protect his religion. 😉 As for me, here’s my reply to some of the more obnxious conservatives: “Better a bleeding heart than a bleeding asshole!” No, I haven’t actually said it, but I’ve thought it. Then again, I consider myself an independent and, on the Political Compass that’s been discussed in GD, I come out 0.88 to the left on the Left-Right scale (It runs up to 10 on either side). Thus, my true position: "Middle of the road, getting shot at by both sides! :eek: " CJ ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416/106 "2005-04-30T20:09:09Z")
I’ve always liked this one from Bill Mahr: “Fly the American flag on your car; it’s _literally_ the least you can do!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/annoy-a-liberal-put-a-stupid-sticker-on-your-car/301416.md?page=5)