# Another AMA for the (not so) Amateur Porn Director

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 16, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795 "2015-02-16T05:41:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795/141 "2015-03-24T16:03:38Z")

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I was watching the “This Week In Tech” podcast, and the host Leo LaPorte bravely said:

_[I have seen the future of VR, and it’s pornography.](https://youtu.be/nkrS0JWq9Mg?t=2h1m3s) I’m not kidding you at this point. And its…Snigger away! We always say that technologies like VHS, DVD get forwarded…the web…chat rooms…get pushed by adult entertainment. And I have to say, I was a little skeptical on this whole VR thing. The Occulus Rift makes me a little queasy, and that’s because I was playing video games. But somebody showed me…I’m not going to name names…but somebody said “Leo, look at this” and I put on…I was actually using the Galaxy Gear VR but it’s Occulus technology, it’s similar technology…and there is a site, probably more than one at this point…that makes VR movies. Adult movies! And there is…it’s…well, it’s like being there! And the minute I saw it I realized “Oh my God! Nobody knows about this yet, but when this happens…forget ‘Call of Duty’! I got ‘Call of Booty’!”_

I don’t know if it’s applicable to Mike’s genre of bukakke. Well, I suppose one of the _Meat Puppets_tm could wear the VR helmet to give the viewer the experience of spooging on a woman’s face.

I think he’s on to something here.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795/142 "2015-03-24T16:13:27Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I think a MILF should be someone who HAS a child, no other qualifications.

Two guys who marry and adopt a kid are MILFs?

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795/143 "2015-03-24T17:16:22Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Two guys who marry and adopt a kid are MILFs?

For varied definition of M.

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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795/144 "2015-03-24T17:30:13Z")

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Hell, by that standard, _I’m_ a MILF, too!

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795/145 "2015-03-24T17:58:51Z")

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> [@Reluctant\_A](#):
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> Hell, by that standard, _I’m_ a MILF, too!

I’m a MILF, he’s a MILF, She’s a MLF, would’t you like to be a MiLF too? Be a MILF, Fuck a M!

(somewhere in there, or atleast in my head, is the old ‘Be a Pepper’ jingle)

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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ama-for-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/712795/146 "2015-03-24T18:18:03Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> I’m a MILF, he’s a MILF, She’s a MLF, would’t you like to be a MiLF too? Be a MILF, Fuck a M!
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> (somewhere in there, or atleast in my head, is the old ‘Be a Pepper’ jingle)

Quick tangent: I’d heard the N.W.A. song “Nigga4life” before I ever heard that Dr. Pepper jingle. When I picked up a cassette tape of TV jingles a couple of years later, and that Dr. Pepper commercial was on it, I had a personal Fridge Brilliance moment.

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