# Another annoying creationist bumper sticker **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644 "2003-04-23T17:58:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/61 "2003-04-24T19:22:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > I do! I do! Yay, blasphemy! šŸ™‚ Yeah, but the titleā€™s misleading ā€“ there ainā€™t a whole lotta sin in that comicā€¦ I wanna see Slick get it on! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/62 "2003-04-25T06:04:50Z")
According to evolution Man is just an improved Ape. According to creation Man is just improved Dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/63 "2003-04-25T21:45:29Z")
You know those stickers of Calvin from _Calvin and Hobbes_ pissing on a Ford / Dodge / Chevy logo? I saw one recently of Calvin kneeling in prayer in front of a cross - same exact style and everything. Were they trying to say that the other ones denoted sinners? Is urinating a sin? I pondered that for at least two full minutes, lemme tell ya. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/64 "2003-04-25T22:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > \*\*" **Prolonged exposure to the son may prevent burning.** > > \*\* Thatā€™s freakinā€™ hysterical. Gave my keyboard a nice dietcoke bath with that oneā€¦ šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/65 "2003-04-26T02:46:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > **I saw one recently of Calvin kneeling in prayer in front of a cross - same exact style and everything.** Iā€™m waiting for the one with Calvin pissing on the cross. From what Iā€™ve heard, Watterson wonā€™t license C&H for **any** thing. So much for "thou shalt not stealā€™, right? If this has changed, Iā€™d love to know. Iā€™ve got a few ideas of my own. muhahahahaā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Arcana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@Arcana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arcana)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/66 "2003-04-26T07:25:38Z")
I have a picture bumper sticker of a Darwin fish humping the Jesus fish. ---
**Author:** ![Get\_Some](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@Get\_Some](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Get_Some)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/67 "2003-04-26T15:44:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arcana \* > \*\*I have a picture bumper sticker of a Darwin fish humping the Jesus fish. \*\* Now thatā€™s funny! ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/68 "2003-04-26T17:10:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*I do! I do! Yay, blasphemy! šŸ™‚ > > Esprix \*\* Yes, I remember when you first posted to the message board. Sorry I was not the one to greet you instead of the dicks that did. ---
**Author:** ![Get\_Some](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@Get\_Some](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Get_Some)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/69 "2003-04-26T17:50:12Z")
Hereā€™s one I saw recently. Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks youā€™re and asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Doc\_Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@Doc\_Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Nickel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/70 "2003-04-26T19:09:58Z")
ā€œIf the Rapture were tomorrowā€¦ ā€¦ Can I have your car?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/71 "2003-04-27T05:15:42Z")
**Esprix** ā€™s OP reminds me of the lyric: > [@](#): > > They tell us that > We lost our tails > Evolving up > From little snails > I say itā€™s all > Just wind in sails > Are we not men? > We are Devo! Iā€™d love to see a bumper sticker of a ā€œDe-Evolutionā€ fish wearing an energy dome. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/72 "2003-04-28T02:03:41Z")
There is a van that I see regularly that has the following two stickers: **In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned** and **God said it, I believe it, That settles it** Iā€™ve actually considered rear-ending it just so I can meet the driver. My other favorite is **Elect Jesus King of Your Life** which is wrong on so many levelsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/73 "2003-04-28T03:09:59Z")
I consider this thread somewhat redundant, in that all bumperstickers are by definition [stupid.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2193525#post2193525) ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/74 "2003-04-28T03:23:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Get Some \* > \*\*Hereā€™s one I saw recently. > > Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks youā€™re and asshole. \*\* [Jesus Loves Me (But He Canā€™t Stand You)](http://www.austinlizards.com/LizardVision/jesus.html) ---
**Author:** ![NameAlreadyTaken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@NameAlreadyTaken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NameAlreadyTaken)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/75 "2003-04-28T13:01:32Z")
Our family tradition for ā€œmaximumly offensive bumper stickerā€ is: _Nuke the unborn gay whales for Jesus_. Although it was better back in the 80ā€™s when most of those issues where more prominent. ---
**Author:** ![Neil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/839c29/32.png) [@Neil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neil)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644/76 "2003-04-28T14:53:13Z")
Iā€™ve seen most of these annoying creationist bumper stickers. However, on Friday, I spotted an evolution sticker I havenā€™t seen before-- ā€œDarwin Loves You.ā€ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-annoying-creationist-bumper-sticker/170644.md?page=3)