# Another "Anti-Gay" Crusader Falls Out Of The Closet **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349 "2010-05-05T00:14:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/21 "2010-05-05T02:21:33Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > Well, I know. It’s one of those situations where they’re dicks - but imagine the life you’ve had to live where your own personality is in such direct conflict with your environment to the point where the only way you can keep your mind straight is to hate yourself and others like you with such fury. It’s just… pitiable. I might feel this way if this guy was living a quiet life of unfulfilled despair. But he’s quite happy to stow his fury away long enough to travel around Europe with his Rentboy. His fury seems to happily take a back seat to his needs and wants when it suits him. That makes him despicable in my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/22 "2010-05-05T02:27:44Z")
I would have thought he would have been protected by that sacred bond between a customer and a prostitute. (Obviously, the young man squealed. So to speak.) ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/23 "2010-05-05T02:31:21Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > I would have thought he would have been protected by that sacred bond between a customer and a prostitute. > > (Obviously, the young man squealed. So to speak.) Eight perfectly formed inches? We know who ended up squealing. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/24 "2010-05-05T02:35:35Z")
Seriously, if we can’t trust our man-whores, who can we trust. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/25 "2010-05-05T02:38:48Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > (Obviously, the young man squealed. So to speak.) The link suggests otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/26 "2010-05-05T03:11:25Z")
You know what’s worse than the Tea Party? The Lemon Party. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/27 "2010-05-05T03:23:19Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > Obviously, the young man squealed. Not only that, he failed to do his job in handling the luggage. Based on the airport security camera pictures showing Rev. Rekers carting his luggage around himself. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/28 "2010-05-05T03:34:35Z")
Just to ask, wasn’t the Appalachian Trail excuse for a _heterosexual_ affair? ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/29 "2010-05-05T03:37:41Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > You’re a better person than I am then, for I don’t feel the least bit sorry for them. They _perpetuate_ that very environment, willingly and conscientiously and deliberately. I hope they have nightmares every single evening that they’re going to burn forever in a hell of Sarah Palin looking demons giving them lap dances, each of them with a yeast infection. Nah, nopes, I can’t get on board with that, Hon. Yeast deserve a better life than that. ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/30 "2010-05-05T03:40:16Z")
> [@](#): > > On April 13, the “rent boy” (whom we’ll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully [del]subsidized[/del]sodomized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart. Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/31 "2010-05-05T03:43:45Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Just to ask, wasn’t the Appalachian Trail excuse for a _heterosexual_ affair? The Appalachian Trail is the Appalachian Trail excuse for a heterosexual affair. Mark Sanford is unusual among conservatives in that his extra-marital affair was with a woman. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/32 "2010-05-05T03:56:37Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > There has to be a teabagging joke in this somewhere… I’ve been trying to think of a joke for this, but if you want me to do anything involving teabagging it’s going to cost you another 200 bucks. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/33 "2010-05-05T04:22:36Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > \< . . . \> > > I guess those “systematic attempts” must have a few kinks still to be worked out… (Emphasis added.) Truer words have probably been spoken, but they’re not easy to find. . . . ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/34 "2010-05-05T04:28:57Z")
Damn he must be paying the boy a fortune, considering what the kid had to say for the article. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/35 "2010-05-05T04:35:22Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > Wow, long link. That’s what he said. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/36 "2010-05-05T04:53:45Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Oh my god, he hired him to _lift his luggage_. That is the best excuse yet! Ha! I’m making up a new euphemism for gay sex, guys: “handle my luggage”. Please use as appropriate. I believe it would be correct to say that he needed some assistance getting his junk in the trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/37 "2010-05-05T04:56:40Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > Damn he must be paying the boy a fortune, considering what the kid had to say for the article. Choose your own adventure: If you choose for him to say, “Mmmph mmph mmmpph” because his mouth was full, turn to page 68. If you choose for him to say, “Mmmph mmph mmmpph” because his mouth was stuck together (with, let’s just tell ourselves it’s peanut butter), turn to page 70. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/38 "2010-05-05T05:07:11Z")
I wonder if anti-gay conservatives ever ask themselves, “If God hates gays so much, why does He think it’s so hysterically funny when this happens?” ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/39 "2010-05-05T05:09:53Z")
> [@t-bonham@scc.net](#): > > Not only that, he failed to do his job in handling the luggage. > > Based on the airport security camera pictures showing Rev. Rekers carting his luggage around himself. Well, the [guy in question](http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/05/meet-geo-male-prostitute-hired-by-narth.html) _is_ 5’9" and weighs 130lbs., so I suspect that he might not have been hired based on his baggage handling abilities. And Rekers sounds like a guy with quite a bit of baggage. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/40 "2010-05-05T05:17:12Z")
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