# Another "Anti-Gay" Crusader Falls Out Of The Closet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 5, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349 "2010-05-05T00:14:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/161 "2010-05-06T12:28:55Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> What, it has a halo, or something?

Technically, a collar. But close enough.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/162 "2010-05-06T12:31:20Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Stalin had photoshop?

Until recently, Photoshop was sold as GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S PHOTOSHOP.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/163 "2010-05-06T13:54:03Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> What, it has a halo, or something?

I have in my mind the notion of a Perfect Cock. An imperfect being such as myself cannot imagine a Perfect Cock; therefore, the notion of a Perfect Cock must have originated from the Perfect Cock itself. Ergo, a Perfect Cock exists. Wanna see it?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/164 "2010-05-06T13:56:05Z")

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In Soviet Russia, photos shopYOU!!!

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/165 "2010-05-06T15:15:43Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I have in my mind the notion of a Perfect Cock. An imperfect being such as myself cannot imagine a Perfect Cock; therefore, the notion of a Perfect Cock must have originated from the Perfect Cock itself. Ergo, a Perfect Cock exists. Wanna see it?

I would prefer it if you left my penis out of this discussion, thanks.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/166 "2010-05-06T15:34:20Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I have in my mind the notion of a Perfect Cock. An imperfect being such as myself cannot imagine a Perfect Cock; therefore, the notion of a Perfect Cock must have originated from the Perfect Cock itself. Ergo, a Perfect Cock exists. Wanna see it?

Isn’t that the Dongological Argument?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/167 "2010-05-06T16:09:20Z")

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I am outraged–OUTRAGED–at this story.

DO NOT call a 20 year old a “rent boy.” Use the proper term “rent man.”

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/168 "2010-05-06T17:13:52Z")

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Well the Rent Boy is talking now. And it seems that he did indeed do a tad bit more than “lift his luggage” - like for example the “long stroke.”  
I suggest reading this article to find out just what that is, as I don’t think I can type it without giggling like a 12-year-old boy:

> **[The Rentboy Speaks: George Rekers Liked 'The Long Stroke'](https://www.gawker.com/5532643/the-rentboy-speaks-george-rekers-liked-the-long-stroke)**
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> Two days after it was revealed that Family Research Council co-founder and rabid anti-gay activist George Rekers brought a male prostitute on a European vacation, the prostitute has publicly admitted that the pair did, indeed, have sex. Heavy petting...

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/169 "2010-05-06T17:32:00Z")

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Anybody else feeling kind of grudgingly impressed by this rentboy kid, and I don’t mean on account of his alleged nice ass and perfect cock? I mean, dude gets a Europe-trip gig with a closeted client, it gets into the papers, dude is interviewed and protects his client’s privacy from prying media eyes in a dignified and discreet way, as he ought.

Then dude finds out that said client is an anti-gay crusader who’s using his closeted status to enable his hypocrisy and persecution of gays, decides that blocking that shit is more important than client confidentiality, and tells it like it was.

Now, I may be giving rentboy **way** too much benefit of the doubt about this. Perhaps he’s just an opportunist gold-digger who’s been encouraging a bidding war between Rekers and the media, and is perfectly happy either to zip it or spill it\* in accordance with the wishes of the highest bidder. Or maybe he’s just spinning the scandal out to boost his own notoriety.

But **IF** the situation is as I initially interpreted it, then I think that kid behaved with quite a bit of integrity and courage. Way to go, twink.

\*Um, that didn’t come out right. Um, neither did that. Oh, never mind…

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**Author:** ![Flip\_Pancake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Flip\_Pancake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flip_Pancake)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/170 "2010-05-06T17:42:00Z")

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I’m wondering how that photo of Rekers and Lucien (the one on the [Miami News link](http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/05/george_rekers_is_a_homosexual_says_escort.php)) was taken. It’s credited to Brandon K Thorp who’s also credited at the end of the article. Did Thorp recognize Rekers? Was he tipped off?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/171 "2010-05-06T18:14:43Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Then dude finds out that said client is an anti-gay crusader who’s using his closeted status to enable his hypocrisy and persecution of gays, decides that blocking that shit is more important than client confidentiality, and tells it like it was.

AKA- somebody cut him a check.😛

Either way, go for it dude. To borrow a line from Miss Saigon- “Each day these little buns of yours are worth less and less/rake in the dollars now before the market falls too far”.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/172 "2010-05-06T18:29:41Z")

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I’m not sure if Rent Boy is smart enough to have pulled this off, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised he at least was smart enough to tell a friend where he was going, and who he was going with, and _that_ friend was smart enough to google a name and call the local gay theater news guy.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/173 "2010-05-06T18:31:14Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Anybody else feeling kind of grudgingly impressed by this rentboy kid, and I don’t mean on account of his alleged nice ass and perfect cock? I mean, dude gets a Europe-trip gig with a closeted client, it gets into the papers, dude is interviewed and protects his client’s privacy from prying media eyes in a dignified and discreet way, as he ought.
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> Then dude finds out that said client is an anti-gay crusader who’s using his closeted status to enable his hypocrisy and persecution of gays, decides that blocking that shit is more important than client confidentiality, and tells it like it was.
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> Now, I may be giving rentboy **way** too much benefit of the doubt about this. Perhaps he’s just an opportunist gold-digger who’s been encouraging a bidding war between Rekers and the media, and is perfectly happy either to zip it or spill it\* in accordance with the wishes of the highest bidder. Or maybe he’s just spinning the scandal out to boost his own notoriety.
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> But **IF** the situation is as I initially interpreted it, then I think that kid behaved with quite a bit of integrity and courage. Way to go, twink.

Escorts are businesspeople. In that particular business, discretion is a VERY desirable quality. If you start outing clients, word will get around and you won’t have a living anymore. Most escorts (of either sex) aren’t going to start naming their clients without some extraordinary circumstance (like said client being a publicly homophobic person who works to hurt you and others like you).

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/174 "2010-05-06T18:45:37Z")

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How much do you have to tip this bag boy? 😃

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/175 "2010-05-06T18:52:17Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Escorts are businesspeople. In that particular business, discretion is a VERY desirable quality. If you start outing clients, word will get around and you won’t have a living anymore. Most escorts (of either sex) aren’t going to start naming their clients without some extraordinary circumstance (like said client being a publicly homophobic person who works to hurt you and others like you).

Or a newspaper offering you a shitload of money.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/176 "2010-05-06T18:56:00Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> How much do you have to tip this bag boy? 😃

Depends on how much you want him to “lift,” I guess.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/177 "2010-05-06T19:07:01Z")

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> [@levdrakon](#):
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> I’m not sure if Rent Boy is smart enough to have pulled this off

According to his interview, pulling it off was his specialty.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/178 "2010-05-06T19:18:34Z")

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The morbid curiosity simply won’t go away. How much $ for rent boy?

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/179 "2010-05-06T19:25:26Z")

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I have a question too. How can web sites like RentBoy continue? Isn’t posting an ad there like posting an ad saying “Hey Police! This is what I look like and how to contact me! Come and make an arrest!”?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-anti-gay-crusader-falls-out-of-the-closet/538349/180 "2010-05-06T19:29:51Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
The morbid curiosity simply won’t go away. How much $ for rent boy?  
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Ranges wildly, but usually $150 per hour or so up to sky’s the limit, but probably in the low hundreds for an evening. No idea what a week in Europe would run.

> [@Trion](#):
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> I have a question too. How can web sites like RentBoy continue? Isn’t posting an ad there like posting an ad saying “Hey Police! This is what I look like and how to contact me! Come and make an arrest!”?

Because they’re _escorts_, not prostitutes. You’re just paying for their time and company. Now if they happen to have sex with you while you’re paying for their time, well, no crime in that is there?

It’s kind of like the bingo machines in places where slot machines are illegal. Everybody knows the bingo machines are really slot machines that say BINGO when you hit a jackpot, but because Bingo is legal the Bingo machines are legal.

Plus as long as there’s no violence or public nuisance escort services are so low pri to law enforcement. Computer dating is legal, sex with strangers is legal, paying people for their time is legal, everybody’s satisfied with the transaction usually, so why is the combination illegal and why other than it’s illegal should it be a crime? Better to spend time on drugs, violent crime, and other issues that present public danger.

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