# Another bathroom etiquette memo: Do you have a prehensile rectum? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bathroom-etiquette-memo-do-you-have-a-prehensile-rectum/75367 "2001-08-07T22:42:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 27
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bathroom-etiquette-memo-do-you-have-a-prehensile-rectum/75367/27 "2001-08-11T12:57:13Z")
All the Whos down at Who Inc., the tall and the small Could shit without being revolting at all The Whos, when shitting, would shit in the pot But the Fuckwicket, who worked at Who Inc., would not Just yesterday morning, around ten past eleven The Fuckwicket started shitting at mach oh-point-seven And when Billy Who had to shit his Who-Hash from last night He went into the men’s room and got quite a fright: There was shit on the floor, there was shit in the stall There was shit on the seat and on every wall There was shit on the tile, there was shit on the grout There was scarcely a place where shit was not about There was shit on the handle, there was shit on the tank There was shit on the john door, oh how that shit stank! There was shit _everywhere_, the new paint was peeling Why that Fuckwicket even got shit on the ceiling! “How I hate that Fuckwicket,” sighed poor Billy Who “Were I not making the effort I know just what I’d do I’d make him lick every drop up without even a utensil Then next time he’d be careful with his rectum prehensile” [sub]I can’t believe that I’ve actually typed this up twice.[/sub] [sup] **RTFirefly** , I hope you repost your wonderful observation.\*\*[/sup] --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bathroom-etiquette-memo-do-you-have-a-prehensile-rectum/75367)._