# Another bizarre gardening accident **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 8, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437 "2020-05-08T21:13:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/21 "2020-05-11T18:51:23Z")
I’m guessing he either slid down a gravelled incline, or had an unfortunate encounter with a badger. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/22 "2020-05-11T19:23:07Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > A little frightening. Very very frightening, me ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/23 "2020-05-11T19:57:15Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > At least he didn’t choke on someone else’s vomit. They couldn’t have proved it anyway. You can’t dust for vomit. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/24 "2020-05-11T20:21:22Z")
As a gardener I can imagine many, many ways to break your butt in a garden. I had a bad sprained ankle last year just walking across the yard. I try to be careful but every year I do something _stoopid_ and end up injured. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/25 "2020-05-11T20:34:43Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > Very very frightening, me oh mama mia… ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/26 "2020-05-11T20:46:31Z")
mama mia, mama mia Beware of hoes! ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/27 "2020-05-11T20:53:06Z")
Beelzebub has hedge-clippers put aside for me, for me, for me! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/28 "2020-05-11T22:03:30Z")
I’m such a poor boy, no body hire me - He’s such a poor boy, from a poor family - will you let him mow? easy come, easy go, will you let me mow? NO we will not let you mow let him mow! No we will not let him mow Will you let me mow for Free? For Free? ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/29 "2020-05-11T22:39:54Z")
> [@Dr.Strangelove](#): > > They couldn’t have proved it anyway. You can’t dust for vomit. But you can check DNA. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dsorgnzd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Dsorgnzd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dsorgnzd)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/30 "2020-05-13T12:01:52Z")
After too many adult beverages he mistook a wood chipper for a photocopier. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/31 "2020-05-13T13:42:03Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > In this case (“An immoral pleasure seeker”), it’s spelled “ho.” 😃 Some people make a career of it. [Just ask Velvet Jones.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTmLd5PTyc) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/32 "2020-05-25T13:24:12Z")
He had a heart attack but he’s OK. > **[Queen guitarist Brian May says he 'could have died' after he was rushed to...](https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/25/entertainment/bryan-may-heart-attack-intl-scli-gbr/index.html)** > > Queen guitarist Brian May has revealed that he was rushed to the hospital by his doctor after suffering a heart attack. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437/33 "2020-05-25T13:49:52Z")
> [@Bijou\_Drains](#): > > He had a heart attack but he’s OK. > > [https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/25/entertainment/bryan-may-heart-attack-intl-scli-gbr/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/25/entertainment/bryan-may-heart-attack-intl-scli-gbr/index.html) was it a sheer heart attack? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bizarre-gardening-accident/853437.md?page=1)