# Another commercial cuties thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 26, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212 "2006-06-26T15:42:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/41 "2006-06-28T04:37:32Z")

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> [@Snooooopy](#):
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> The first one, or the newer one?

I’ve only seen two and they both feature the same woman (I think). But the original one stands out the most – where the young wife is reading a description of the gel’s warming qualities to get her husband’s attention and then says something like “That ought to do it.”

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/42 "2006-06-28T05:20:55Z")

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[Here’s the Aveeno babe](http://www.aveeno.com/). Somebody please tell me who she is!

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/43 "2006-06-28T12:33:53Z")

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> [@Clark K](#):
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> There’s also the woman from the ads for KY warming massage oil or something. She’s yummy.

Ok, I was going to mention her, but I figured I’d get more than a few :dubious:s because of the subject matter. But she is WAY cute and I wouldn’t need any convincing.

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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/44 "2006-06-28T16:23:57Z")

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I’m weirdly fascinated by the floating “muse” in that camera commercial. She’s playing some kind of electric keyboard and winks at the dude when he walks in the room. I don’t know what it is about her, and I can’t remember what company the commercial is for, but it has an anti-shakey thing…

Obsessing almost as much as I did about the [Overstock.com](http://Overstock.com) lady singing whilst walking through the winter scene for Christmas.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/45 "2006-06-28T17:46:40Z")

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I think the internet phone company (Vonage?) has a rather cute woman in one of their spots. The one where she is describing how easy it was to set up while, in the background, her hubby is doing some lame spank her type of dance moves. I could just eat her up! Maybe she isn’t quite the same type as that gorgeous Old Navy madras girl (who I also want to masticate pieces of), but she does a number for for me, I’ll tell you whut.

the number is … 3 …

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/46 "2006-06-28T19:15:46Z")

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> [@Clark K](#):
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> I’ve only seen two and they both feature the same woman (I think). But the original one stands out the most – where the young wife is reading a description of the gel’s warming qualities to get her husband’s attention and then says something like “That ought to do it.”

The first series featured a blondish woman who, if I recall correctly, delivered her pitch while sitting on the bed (or, at the very least, in the same room). The newer ones feature a brunette who delivers her pitch from the top of the stairs.

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**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/47 "2006-06-28T23:03:40Z")

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There’s a blonde woman in the current Wendy’s commercial - the commercial that advertises you can get a baked potatoe instead of fries. She’s the one that smiles and signals “Call me” to guy that gets what he wants at the counter.

She catches my eye every time.

Another vote to the “Yellow Book Cola” babe, I’ll cycle my TiVo back for her.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/48 "2006-06-29T00:10:49Z")

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I like the KY lady sitting on the bed, though I remember as more brunette. She actually resembles a friend of mine.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/49 "2006-06-29T00:41:10Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> _Who_ is she? I would go totally John Hinkley, Jr. over her.

The consensus is that she’s [Nicole Vicius](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mredkj.com/images/dietcoke-vicius.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mredkj.com/other/dietcoke.html&h=365&w=718&sz=64&hl=en&sig2=ejg0GyYC1pcZ5qsfp6gRlg&start=3&tbnid=LM5QlxHwvSnTgM:&tbnh=70&tbnw=138&ei=7CCjRP6sNK_aJKWh0NsL&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNicole%2BVicius%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG). Wow, whatta hottie. I usually resent watching commercials in the theater… but not when she’s on the big screen.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/50 "2006-06-29T04:32:19Z")

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> [@Lightnin'](#):
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> The consensus is that she’s [Nicole Vicius](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mredkj.com/images/dietcoke-vicius.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mredkj.com/other/dietcoke.html&h=365&w=718&sz=64&hl=en&sig2=ejg0GyYC1pcZ5qsfp6gRlg&start=3&tbnid=LM5QlxHwvSnTgM:&tbnh=70&tbnw=138&ei=7CCjRP6sNK_aJKWh0NsL&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNicole%2BVicius%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG). Wow, whatta hottie. I usually resent watching commercials in the theater… but not when she’s on the big screen.

I see that she’s got a movie coming out next year, and given that it’s called [_Itty Bitty Titty Committee_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496328/), I’m thinking that I’m going to _have_ to see it.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/51 "2006-07-01T00:34:27Z")

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Just saw an ad with, quite possibly, the hottest commercial hottie evah!  
The Henekein ad with the sister getting free drinks for her brother and his friend.

Holy living mother of God, are women allowed to be that fucking gorgeous?!

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/52 "2006-07-01T11:42:10Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> Just saw an ad with, quite possibly, the hottest commercial hottie evah!  
> The Henekein ad with the sister getting free drinks for her brother and his friend.
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> Holy living mother of God, are women allowed to be that fucking gorgeous?!

They just need to merge that commercial with the Man Law commercials, and give us a REAL ruling on the “You poke it, you own it” law. 😃

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/53 "2006-07-01T11:55:58Z")

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The Tabasco “sunburn inside the bikini” girl.

That look she gives to the camera…RRROOOWWRRR

linky-link

[http://206.188.20.101/arts\_pavilion/tv\_ads/tabasco\_tanlines\_ad.cfm](http://206.188.20.101/arts_pavilion/tv_ads/tabasco_tanlines_ad.cfm)

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**Author:** ![Carlyjay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Carlyjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carlyjay)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/54 "2006-07-01T16:51:10Z")

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Still waiting for MY commercial to come out. ☹ Be sure to mention it when it does… look for mobile phones… 😉

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/55 "2006-07-01T17:45:05Z")

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> [@Carlyjay](#):
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> Still waiting for MY commercial to come out. ☹ Be sure to mention it when it does… look for mobile phones… 😉

I think you’ll need to be more specific if you want us to drool over your hotness. There are only about 10000 mobile phone commercials a day. What brand? What are you wearing? Do we get a preview??

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/56 "2006-07-01T18:09:31Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> The fairy in the commercial with the fairy and the SUV.

In another thread on this commercial, someone discovered that the actress in question is _15 years old_.

As far as that cool Mac/dorky IBM spot, doesn’t everyone want to bitch-slap the damn smug Mac kid and take the nice agreeable IBM guy out for coffee?

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**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/57 "2006-07-01T22:27:29Z")

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[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]  
I think the internet phone company (Vonage?) has a rather cute woman in one of their spots. The one where she is describing how easy it was to set up while, in the background, her hubby is doing some lame spank her type of dance moves. I could just eat her up! Maybe she isn’t quite the same type as that gorgeous Old Navy madras girl (who I also want to masticate pieces of), but she does a number for for me, I’ll tell you whut.

Hey, NCB - we have the same taste in women…she strikes me as “MILF-y”…very hot. If I were her husband, I wouldn’t be playing “air-spank” in the background…but then, the FCC wouldn’t allow the commercial that would be made by me, if that were the case…

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/58 "2006-07-01T22:34:58Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> In another thread on this commercial, someone discovered that the actress in question is _15 years old_.

Hey, that’s like, totally legal in Canada! So all one has to do is hire her for a commercial shoot in Canada, and then when she gets there, she’ll be all like, “Oh, dude, you totally rools! I want to have like ten thousand of your babies! Do me! Do me! Do me now!” Yeah, it could happen. On some other planet.

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**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/59 "2006-07-01T23:21:18Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> As far as that cool Mac/dorky IBM spot, doesn’t everyone want to bitch-slap the damn smug Mac kid and take the nice agreeable IBM guy out for coffee?

Nah, the Mac kid is kinda cute. His name is [Justin Long](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0519043/) and he’s done a few movies. He’s also 28 years old…which I didn’t even know until just now, so I don’t feel so pervy any more. 😉

You know that obnoxious Pizza Hut commercial in which the customer quizzes the register guy as to what pizzas he can get for $5? I think register guy is cute.

Also, Carmax commercials tend to have cute guys.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-commercial-cuties-thread/362212/60 "2006-07-02T03:06:53Z")

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The girl in the _ **Gennaro’s Beer** _ commercial.

(For those who didn’t see “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”, that would be Michelle Monaghan)

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