# Another day, another prayer answered: C. Ricci nude **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 6, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585 "2003-03-06T22:10:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/1 "2003-03-06T22:10:39Z")
According to [today’s Studio Briefing](http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/2003/20030306.html), the yummy Christina Ricci will have a nude scene in her new film, _Monster_. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder if it’s too soon to pre-order the DVD? ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/2 "2003-03-06T22:14:13Z")
Nude and making out with Charlize Theron! Something’s going right with the world at least. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/3 "2003-03-06T22:33:17Z")
Guess I better figure out how to use that DVD player I bought the wife… * * * Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/4 "2003-03-06T22:44:38Z")
I love her quote: > [@](#): > > “I’m pretty f\*cking naked. My agent…keeps sayng 'You have beautiful breasts.” My question is, why is her agent seeing her breasts, and how can I get that job? ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/5 "2003-03-06T23:20:14Z")
…and there was much rejoicing. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/6 "2003-03-06T23:21:45Z")
Yeah, but has she eaten a sandwich yet? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/7 "2003-03-06T23:32:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Raygun99 \* > \*\*Nude and making out with Charlize Theron! \*\* OK, so this one goes under the “pro” column in the benevolent-intelligence-guiding-the-universe checklist… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/8 "2003-03-06T23:39:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Raygun99 \* > \*\*Nude and making out with Charlize Theron! Something’s going right with the world at least. \*\* Yowza! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/9 "2003-03-06T23:47:26Z")
Oh dear. I still always think of her as the little girl in _Mermaids_ walking around with a pumpkin on her head. This just seems weird. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/10 "2003-03-06T23:53:39Z")
I wasn’t paying attention at first, and my first thought was that this was about Condelezza Rice, which would make absolutely no sense. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/11 "2003-03-06T23:59:05Z")
C’mon. Charlize could do so much better. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/12 "2003-03-07T01:18:19Z")
Then again, so could Condoleeza. 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/13 "2003-03-07T01:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by asterion \* > I wasn’t paying attention at first, and my first thought was that this was about Condelezza Rice, which would make absolutely no sense. I don’t even want to think who’s answered prayer that would be! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/14 "2003-03-07T01:43:27Z")
…Condoleeza Rice, naked except for a pair of spike-heeled pumps, glistening with oil, playing Brahms’ opus 117 Intermezzi on a Bosendorfer baby grand with a flaming candelabra on top, all set on a big ol’ polar bear-skin rug… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/15 "2003-03-07T01:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*…Condoleeza Rice, naked except for a pair of spike-heeled pumps, glistening with oil, playing Brahms’ opus 117 Intermezzi on a Bosendorfer baby grand with a flaming candelabra on top, all set on a big ol’ polar bear-skin rug… \*\* Trouble is, as soon as you start, a bunch of ski-masked NSA agents bust in and ruin the mood. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/16 "2003-03-07T02:31:34Z")
See, it’s stuff like this that makes it so hard to be an atheist. You think you’ve got it pretty much nailed down, and then you find yourself in the middle of a movie on a cable network just in time to realize that it’s the one where Gillian Anderson takes her shirt off and to set up your tape. A few years later, you’ve pretty much recovered from that and you find a thread where Christian Ricci is going to get nekkid. Hey, Godboy, if you got something to say just say it, allright? ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/17 "2003-03-07T03:05:00Z")
**Ukulele Ike** , I’m pretty sure Coni Rice can have you declared an enemy combatant for that post. ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/18 "2003-03-07T05:33:58Z")
Just FTR, she did appear topless in _Prozac Nation_, but this appearance does seem to be a fair measure more interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/19 "2003-03-07T06:11:34Z")
You know, I already like this movie and I haven’t even seen it yet! It’s a definate\* must\* have when it comes out on video. And if anyone happens to find stills from this film _before_ the release date, would you be so kind as to e-mail them to me? Thanks so much. (Ya know, I think we need a “horndog” smiliey.) ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/20 "2003-03-07T06:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HoldenCaulfield \* > Just FTR, she did appear topless in _Prozac Nation_, but this appearance does seem to be a fair measure more interesting. Wow, Condi Rice was in that movie ?!? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585.md?page=2)