# Another day, another prayer answered: C. Ricci nude

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 6, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585 "2003-03-06T22:10:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/21 "2003-03-07T08:40:49Z")

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I remember seeing her boobs before, but I can’t remember what film. I don’t think it was Prozac Nation. Wasn’t she topless in something else?

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/22 "2003-03-07T08:45:08Z")

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Oh, wait. I just remembered. I was confusing her with Thora Birch.:smack:

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/23 "2003-03-07T10:36:03Z")

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**Uke**? I like ya. I like the way ya think. We can use someone like you in The Organization.

Sign here.

😛

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/24 "2003-03-07T10:45:19Z")

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Soon I will be able to die a happy SPOOFE.

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**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/25 "2003-03-07T11:10:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Raygun99 \*  
> \*\*Nude and making out with Charlize Theron! Something’s going right with the world at least. \*\*

**Homer Simpson-style drooling noise**

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/26 "2003-03-07T16:12:00Z")

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You folks _do_ realize that Charlize Theron has “uglified” herself for this role - gained 30 lbs, no makeup, ratty hair, etc… - because she is playing executed female serial killer Aileen Wuornos, in her bold attempt to be respected as an _actress._

I’m not saying it won’t be worth watching, but be forewarned…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/27 "2003-03-07T16:19:34Z")

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It’s Charlize Theron. I don’t think she _can_ be ugly.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/28 "2003-03-07T16:26:13Z")

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I liked Ms Ricci netter when she was a bit more… ahem… rounded. The new anorectic look doesn’t do much for her. I think she’s a very good actress, though.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/29 "2003-03-07T16:29:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \*  
> \*\*Oh dear. I still always think of her as the little girl in _Mermaids_ walking around with a pumpkin on her head. This just seems weird. \*\*

You think that’s wierd, I still have her in my head as the little girl from _The Adams Family_:eek:

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/30 "2003-03-07T16:37:51Z")

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> You folks do realize that Charlize Theron has “uglified” herself for this role

And Halle Berry uglified herself for Monster’s Ball. But you didn’t hear Billy Bob complaining.

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**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/31 "2003-03-07T16:41:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blowero \*  
> \*\*Oh, wait. I just remembered. I was confusing her with Thora Birch.:smack: \*\*

_picking himself up from floor_  
Mmm…Christina nekkid…this could only be better if she was making out with the aforementioned Thora Birch rather than Charlize Theron.

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/32 "2003-03-07T16:49:28Z")

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Berry was supposed to be “ugly” in Monster’s Ball?

Hollywood was no sense of reality.

I also agree that Ricci was much hotter when she had some meat on her bones.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/33 "2003-03-07T17:51:25Z")

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Cristina was topless in Bless the Child.

Well her head came off her shoulders, that’s topless.

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**Author:** ![TheeGrumpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@TheeGrumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheeGrumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/34 "2003-03-07T18:42:28Z")

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> “I’m pretty f\*cking naked. My agent…keeps sayng 'You have beautiful breasts.”

Does that mean that she looks attractive while copulating in the nude? Or is she emphatically verifying that she will, in fact, have a nude scene?

IIRC, you can see Ms. Ricci’s ass-crack in _The Ice Storm_. Not that I was looking.

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/35 "2003-03-07T19:21:51Z")

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I’m assuming this will be an IMAX movie to accomodate her gigantic forehead.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/36 "2003-03-08T00:22:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Legomancer \*  
> \*\*I’m assuming this will be an IMAX movie to accomodate her gigantic forehead. \*\*

BOOM! 😃 That’s exactly what I think of every time I think of her!

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**Author:** ![skalar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@skalar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skalar)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/37 "2003-03-08T01:13:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by erislover \*  
> \*\*BOOM! 😃 That’s exactly what I think of every time I think of her! \*\*

That’s why you’ve never seen Christina in a joint project with Helen Hunt. Can’t fit 'em both on the same screen.

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**Author:** ![MemoryGongs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@MemoryGongs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MemoryGongs)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/38 "2003-03-08T04:09:16Z")

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as long as they start lobbing nukes only AFTER this movies comes out can the world end and I will die happy

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**Author:** ![chris\_young](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@chris\_young](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chris_young)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/39 "2003-03-09T17:20:01Z")

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ike u r 2 funny

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-day-another-prayer-answered-c-ricci-nude/159585/40 "2003-03-09T19:09:29Z")

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Normally I would save my prayers for important things, like sportscars and winning the lottery. But this is an acceptable alternative. Now to start working on JLH and Leelee Sobieski…

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