# Another Doper Baby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 24, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182 "2004-03-24T20:22:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/41 "2004-03-25T03:04:58Z")

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Holy guacamole! What a great surprise! Congratulations to both of you!

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/42 "2004-03-25T03:05:30Z")

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Congrats! Babies are such happy news!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/43 "2004-03-25T03:07:54Z")

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Yay! Congrats and all that stuff.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/44 "2004-03-25T04:13:12Z")

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Congratulations!

Now, c’mere and gimme some baby mojo…

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/45 "2004-03-25T04:28:23Z")

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> [@Skerri](#):
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> :eek:  
> Holy moley! I don’t hang out with you two for a while, and look what you get yourselves into! 😃
> 
> Congratulations!

And out of.  
[Repeat as necessary…]

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/46 "2004-03-25T05:54:48Z")

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Congratulations!  
…  
not much else to say! Congratulations again! 😃

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/47 "2004-03-25T06:10:13Z")

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Hehhehehe…

It’s working! “The Doper Plan to Take Over The World!”

First we re-populate, then we wipe out ignorance.

And then…Bwahahahaha!

Okay, maybe not yet. Congrats anyway! 😃

Wanna trade for a couple male teenagers? Two for one? 😉

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/48 "2004-03-25T06:16:19Z")

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Congratulations! This baby’s picked out some great parents, that’s for sure.

You’ll be contractually obliged to name the baby “Cecil,” won’t you?

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**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/49 "2004-03-25T08:09:47Z")

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What wonderful news! Congratulations! Is Matthew excited about the news? Best wishes to you all.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/50 "2004-03-25T11:56:39Z")

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Congratulations you guys. 😃

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/51 "2004-03-25T12:38:10Z")

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Excellent! Congratulations, you two! And to the incipient big bro, too.

Another Doper baby!

Are you going to name it WeirdBaby of the North?

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/52 "2004-03-25T13:29:42Z")

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A baby! Yay! Congratulations!

We expect pictures as soon as the baby is born. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/53 "2004-03-25T14:10:32Z")

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Being a member of the Doper team can have some great benefits! Congrats to **GingerDave** , and here’s to the latest future SDMB Charter Member!

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/54 "2004-03-25T16:42:54Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Maybe our respective newborns will grow up to marry one another.

Wouldn’t that be a hoot. We’ve got our big ‘find out’ sonogram next month! Let’s start planning.

And this really makes your sig…

> [@](#):
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> I don’t think so, so I’m probably not

Really amusing.

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/55 "2004-03-25T16:44:23Z")

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WOW! I didn’t know you had it in you. Or something like that. 😛

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/56 "2004-03-25T16:58:27Z")

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Congratulations! **Shaggy** and I are having our first in July. It’s a boy, so if anyone’s having a girl we can start the dating process.😉

I think there are a bunch of us pregnant right now - we should resurrect the pregnant doper thread.

Good luck - if you want to talk about pregnancy or baby stuff let me know! I myself am obsessed and terrified about all things baby right now.

mmmmmm…so many babies…

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/57 "2004-03-25T17:05:09Z")

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Many congratulations to both of y’all! I am very happy for you!

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/58 "2004-03-25T18:25:55Z")

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Congratulations!  
My birthday’s the 23rd, so if you could hang on till then, I’d be honored to share my day. Yeah, I know you said the beginning of the month, but those little critters have minds of their own.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/59 "2004-03-25T18:31:59Z")

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Lucky Kid!  
Congrats U2!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/60 "2004-03-26T13:19:56Z")

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No, we’re not going to name it Cecil. Do you think we’ll hate the baby?

For those of you who want pictures, go [here](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Dave/Baby.gif). It looks like a cheeto.

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