# Another Doper Baby **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182 "2004-03-24T20:22:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/101 "2004-04-01T13:22:13Z")
Yeah, but this one’s half American. American babies come out smoking, drinking, and with a pair of dice for a quick game, just in case. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/102 "2004-04-11T18:59:03Z")
Sorry about getting to this thread so late, but I’ve been so busy that I haven’t had a chance to post in four weeks. Congratulations, Ginger and Dave. Since this is the third Doper baby, you realize, don’t you, that you’ll have to name it Hi, Opal. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/103 "2004-04-11T23:01:03Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > If we’re gonna have a MADopefest for the express purpose of convincing our SOs that we need another baby, include me out! 😛 Ditto! Invite my in-laws, they’re babycrazed, not me! I just want greyhounds. (Which, as I have repeatedly tried to convince them, sounds surprisingly similar to grandkids…) > [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > It looks like a cheeto. You do know that I intend to tuck this nugget away until the cheeto becomes a sulky teen and then share it so you can have it hurled back at you, right? But, before you spend too much time dwelling on **that** , you both have my most sincere congratulations. I am tickled for both of you. Again, congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/104 "2004-04-12T01:43:08Z")
I musta bumped my head. How does this count as the ‘third’ Doper baby? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/105 "2004-04-12T01:55:56Z")
Yayyyyy! Happy Dance! More Doper babies!!! Congratulations to the both of you! As per what **Joanthan Chance** said, y’all do know that you have to name the next one **Opal** , right? Right? Does Matthew have an account yet or not? If he doesn’t, he should. The sooner he gets it, the more money he (well, I suppose you two’ll be paying for a while) saves! (Kind of) ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/106 "2004-04-12T02:52:58Z")
Doper baby number one is Airman Doors U.S.A.F. and MsRobyn’s kid. Number two is Montfort and Anniz’s kid. This will make the third Doper baby. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182/107 "2004-04-12T03:21:53Z")
Happy news for a happy day. Congratulations Ginger and Dave! (I’d insert a happy dancing smilie here, if we had one. Since we don’t, use your imaginations.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-baby/236182.md?page=5)