# Another Doper Marriage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250 "2004-05-09T02:49:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/1 "2004-05-09T02:49:08Z")
Earlier this evening, in a small ceremony in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, UnwrittenNocturne and Nocturne were wed with brianjedi, Jessity, XJETGIRLX, and I in attendance. Pictures will be forthcoming sometime in the next day or two when either Jet or Jess get home but the Noccies and Jet both are insistant I post this announcement immediately and I aim to please. (in addition to not wanting to get hurt) 🙂 Congratulations, guys. I love you both and you deserve the best. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/2 "2004-05-09T03:03:24Z")
Eeeee! Congratulations 🙂 _sets off fireworks_ And may your wedding day be, not the best day of your life, but the worst day of the rest of your life, because it will keep getting better and better 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/3 "2004-05-09T03:03:58Z")
Wow. I go away for six weeks and see what I miss? That’s quite a surprise to come home to. A good one, that is. 🙂 Congratulations to you both. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/4 "2004-05-09T03:16:19Z")
Wheee!!! \*::: throws virtual rice cakes ::: \* that supposed just plain old rice, wasn’t it? sorry! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/5 "2004-05-09T03:19:27Z")
Congratulations! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/6 "2004-05-09T03:31:27Z")
Congratulations, you two! Now get out of chat and start behaving like newlyweds, dammit! 😉 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/7 "2004-05-09T03:36:34Z")
A thousand blessings upon their union! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/8 "2004-05-09T03:41:17Z")
Congratulations! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/9 "2004-05-09T03:52:53Z")
Bama weddings are the Best!! Happy wedding!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/10 "2004-05-09T04:18:10Z")
Mazel Tov, from one Doper couple to another! ;j May your lives be filled with love, happiness and prosperity. Shayna & Spiny Norman ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/11 "2004-05-09T05:35:17Z")
Congratulations! I think we need to set up a Doper Matchmaking service. It could have it’s own forum! 😛 I sure would pay a premium subscription for that!_Goes off to start writing her personal descrption up_ What will be really cool will be when the first person who is a CHILD of two Dopers is old enough to register for the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/12 "2004-05-09T06:10:57Z")
Wait, let me get this straight: You actually MARRIED a person you met _over the internet???_ Good Christ, what kind of an idiot are you? I predict nothing but hurt and pain from such a union. It’s crazy! It’s insane! It’s…UnAmerican!!! [sub]_muttering_ Marring someone met on the SDMB, what kind of crazy idea is that…[/sub] 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/13 "2004-05-09T06:42:37Z")
Congrats, and all that good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/14 "2004-05-09T06:59:10Z")
::runs through thread tossing flower petals:: ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/15 "2004-05-09T07:57:09Z")
Could someone please explain to me how dopers meet on this board and end up marrying? I understand the mechanics, but how do the logistics work out? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/16 "2004-05-09T08:07:17Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > Could someone please explain to me how dopers meet on this board and end up marrying? I understand the mechanics, but how do the logistics work out? When two Dopers love each other very much, they have these…needs…see…so the Mommy Doper (or the Daddy Doper) lets the Daddy Doper (or the Mommy Doper) (Any combination will work) touch him/her in certain places… Congrats, you guys. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/17 "2004-05-09T12:14:49Z")
> [@Weirddave](#): > > …It’s crazy! It’s insane! It’s…UnAmerican!!! Every once in awhile, I have to remind Dave that I’m not American. Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/18 "2004-05-09T12:30:05Z")
I’m doing my Happy Dance. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/19 "2004-05-09T13:06:04Z")
> [@Weirddave](#): > > Wait, let me get this straight: You actually MARRIED a person you met _over the internet???_ Well, as long as they don’t start reproducing, it’ll be okay. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250/20 "2004-05-09T13:09:03Z")
_throws confetti_ Congrats! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-marriage/244250.md?page=2)