# Another Doper Photo thread. . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746 "2005-02-12T15:21:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/581 "2005-02-19T18:58:57Z")

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> [@My Darn Snake Legs](#):
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> Me doing a lame [double-finger-point](http://personal.bgsu.edu/~mmattes/doublepoint.jpg) right before doing some laundry.

“Gotcha Ya!”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/582 "2005-02-19T19:18:52Z")

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> [@raz](#):
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> Ah, so we meet again, **monstre**! Oh and your picture cracked me up.

Thanks 🙂  
That was from a while back. [Here’s a more current one](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/monstre1.jpg) – with my best friend on the left (obviously the better-looking of the two of us).

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**Author:** ![Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/858c86/32.png) [@Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nahk_Ila_Dihahs)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/583 "2005-02-19T19:27:41Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Um…wow.
> 
> I usually avoid Indian & Pakistani guys like the plague\*. I may have to reconsider.  
> You are damn fine.

Thanks a bunch, Anaamika and Alias. You gals made my day! 🙂 Now I’m all 🆒

So how’re \*\*you \*\* doin’? 😉

Anaamika, really liked your picture where you’re doing the classical Indian dance (Bharat Natyam, if I’m not mistaken)…really cute

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/584 "2005-02-19T19:28:10Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> This little experiment (what with **FinnAgain** and **Harborwolf** and various ladies) will only confirm my sexuality, I’ll tell you that. 😃

See, this is important.  
How can y’all have a true test of sexuality if the only options are lesbian sex? No… in order for the trial to be valid you must include options for hetero, homosexual, and bisexual activities. And for that, you need menfolk.

**Harborwolf** and myself should be guests of honor. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/585 "2005-02-19T19:31:12Z")

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> [@Nahk Ila Dihahs](#):
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> Thanks a bunch, Anaamika and Alias. You gals made my day! 🙂 Now I’m all 🆒
> 
> So how’re \*\*you \*\* doin’? 😉
> 
> Anaamika, really liked your picture where you’re doing the classical Indian dance (Bharat Natyam, if I’m not mistaken)…really cute

Kathak! No Bharat Natyam here! (I took it for a while, but liked Kathak better).

But good on you that you know. Thanks for the compliment!

**FinnAgain** , I believe they’re testing my sexuality. And I’m fairly sure I’m straight. So having you or harborwold there isn’t going to accomplish much.

Well, it won’t prove anything new anyway.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/586 "2005-02-19T19:47:32Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> **FinnAgain** , I believe they’re testing my sexuality. And I’m fairly sure I’m straight. So having you or harborwold there isn’t going to accomplish much.
> 
> Well, it won’t prove anything new anyway.

Sure it will!  
If offered a choice, then and there, between men and women (there are more enjoyable adjectives to use, but I’ll refrain…) that’d be an honest test. Otherwise the test becomes one of sometimes-bi-ness, and this must be quantified. Yes, in the name of science we must determine what the exact ratio of wanting men to wanting women is. Which is why, I offer my body up for use in this trial. In the name of science, of course 😉

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/587 "2005-02-19T20:20:13Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Sure it will!  
> If offered a choice, then and there, between men and women (there are more enjoyable adjectives to use, but I’ll refrain…) that’d be an honest test. Otherwise the test becomes one of sometimes-bi-ness, and this must be quantified. Yes, in the name of science we must determine what the exact ratio of wanting men to wanting women is. Which is why, I offer my body up for use in this trial. In the name of science, of course 😉

But I \*know \* I like guys. And I’m fairly sure I know what the ratio is, too…

**Haramid-sol** …or guys. 😉

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/588 "2005-02-19T20:28:25Z")

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> [@Priam](#):
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> I also have it from multiple sources on both sides of the gender divide that I am a grade-A snuggler.

:eek:

- goes wobbly-kneed \*  
None of that, Mister. That’s my super-secret weakness: warm, snuggling handsome boys. Pull that on me, and I… _gasp_  
I’ve said too much.

> [@](#):
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> I could use some help on my kissing technique, though… _looks coy_

Just your lucky day… I’m a licenced instructor ;). We can try an introductory lesson, and if you show promise, I’ll develop a whole curriculum for you.

> [@](#):
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> Hey if thats your sober smile, a drunk one might blow me away. Hot hot hot _fans himself_ :o

Oh, now aren’t you just a little flatterer :o. I look hopefully forward to blowing you away.

> [@](#):
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> Aww. Just cuz I’m bi doesn’t mean y’all have to fight over lil ole me.

To the _death_! Well, no… but hopefully to that couch you were talking about earlier.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/589 "2005-02-19T21:26:21Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> But I \*know \* I like guys. And I’m fairly sure I know what the ratio is, too…
> 
> **Haramid-sol** …or guys. 😉

We need to come up with a specific term for this particular orientation. Mrs. Six is of the “ **Kaitlyn**. . . or guys” orientation.

**Finnagain** It’s straight-ness testing. For a self-professed hetero, we really only need lesbian testing. And since I’m the only purely lesbian instuctor at Two Hot Korean Chick’s Orientation Testing and Pillow Fighting Academy, I’ll have to be the one conducting a very thorough test of Anaamika’s orientation.

First, we’ll start with a close observation of Anaamika and Haramid-sol, followed by a personal, hands-on follow up to confirm Anaamika’s claim that Haramid-sol is the sole female object of her affection.

**Anaamika** : Enrollment in pillow fighting is still open if you would care to join us after your orientation testing.

**dare\_devil007\_** : Glad you weren’t offended. You’re too young for oreintation testing or interrogation classes for now–see us in three years and we’ll work something out. What’s the age of consent for lingerie pillow fighting in Canada? I mean, that’s what teenage girls (and Korean lesbians in their 20’s and 30’s) do here in the United States on sleepovers, so I just naturally assume the same thing goes for Canadians.

> [@monica](#):
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> You know, this is one of the reasons I’m glad I’m 18- I get to join in all the fun now!

She’s 18. Flirting is allowed with this one.

We’re still conducting open enrollment in our lingerie pillow fighting classes. Fun for everyone!

> [@Miss Violaceous](#):
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> I figure that as long as I’m already hitting on chicks on this board, I should post some pics.

She’s hitting on chicks.  
Tell her about the pillow fighting, and lure her in for orientation testing.

**Miss Violaceous** : We have a pillow fighting class going on right now. You’re welcome to join us. There might be some, ah, other services we could provide you with if you so desire later on. Pirate themed lingerie would make for a nice addition.

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**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/590 "2005-02-19T21:28:32Z")

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> [@Miss Violaceous](#):
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> Anime convention. We were in [pirate](http://www.puzzlepirates.com) costume.

Okay, you cosplayed Puzzle Pirates, you are my new HERO.

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/591 "2005-02-19T21:31:32Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> **dare\_devil007\_** : Glad you weren’t offended. You’re too young for oreintation testing or interrogation classes for now–see us in three years and we’ll work something out. What’s the age of consent for lingerie pillow fighting in Canada? I mean, that’s what teenage girls (and Korean lesbians in their 20’s and 30’s) do here in the United States on sleepovers, so I just naturally assume the same thing goes for Canadians.

Of course we have pillow fights. Just not in…lingerie. I don’t think any of my friends (including me) has even worn lingerie. I don’t think my mom even has any. I’m assuming the age of consent for lingerie pillow fights is 18?? I wouldn’t know because I’ve never heard of lingerie pillow fights till now. Heh heh.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/592 "2005-02-19T21:35:29Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> We need to come up with a specific term for this particular orientation. Mrs. Six is of the “ **Kaitlyn**. . . or guys” orientation.
> 
> **Finnagain** It’s straight-ness testing. For a self-professed hetero, we really only need lesbian testing. And since I’m the only purely lesbian instuctor at Two Hot Korean Chick’s Orientation Testing and Pillow Fighting Academy, I’ll have to be the one conducting a very thorough test of Anaamika’s orientation.
> 
> First, we’ll start with a close observation of Anaamika and Haramid-sol, followed by a personal, hands-on follow up to confirm Anaamika’s claim that Haramid-sol is the sole female object of her affection.
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> **Anaamika** : Enrollment in pillow fighting is still open if you would care to join us after your orientation testing.

Let’s do the pillow fight first! Tell you what, I’ll bring all of my stuffed animals (I’ve got quite a few) and throw them into the mix, too.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/593 "2005-02-19T21:43:24Z")

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**Kaitlyn** : spoilsport!

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/594 "2005-02-19T21:49:13Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> **Kaitlyn** : spoilsport!

If you’re feeling left out…

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/595 "2005-02-19T22:05:36Z")

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> [@kimera](#):
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> She’s underaged you know. 😃

Age of consent in Canada is 14, so she’s old enough for you to say, “Who’s your mommy!” (Provided, of course, you do that in Canada.)

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/596 "2005-02-19T22:10:30Z")

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> [@dare\_devil007\_](#):
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> Of course we have pillow fights. Just not in…lingerie. I don’t think any of my friends (including me) has even worn lingerie. I don’t think my mom even has any. I’m assuming the age of consent for lingerie pillow fights is 18?? I wouldn’t know because I’ve never heard of lingerie pillow fights till now. Heh heh.

It’s the standard way of doing things down here in the states. Mrs. Six assures me that it’s true, and it’s not just some warped lesbian fantasy of mine, and she wouldn’t lie to me.

I can offer you an age-exemption for the lingerie you want to join.

She’s underage.  
She’s less than half your age.  
Can’t ask what she and her friends _are_ wearing during their pillow fights.  
Wouldn’t be appropriate.  
Doesn’t matter how hot she is, wouldn’t be appropriate.  
Must resist temptation.

**Anaamika** : Stuffed animals are welcome, as is animal print lingerie. Will you be bringing your own lingerie (tiger print, I assume), or will you need some provided for you? By the way, in case it wasn’t clear, heels are optional only if you are taller than 5’ 7", a blind vigilante, or a British master spy.

**kimera** : We have pirate-themed lingerie available for our pillow fight if you’d like to join.

**FinnAgain** : Priceguy can’t referee the pillow fight and operate the camera to , uh, document the orientation testing, so that job’s still open. By the way, how tall are you?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/597 "2005-02-19T22:15:01Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> **Anaamika** : Stuffed animals are welcome, as is animal print lingerie. Will you be bringing your own lingerie (tiger print, I assume), or will you need some provided for you? By the way, in case it wasn’t clear, heels are optional only if you are taller than 5’ 7", a blind vigilante, or a British master spy.

I’ll bring stuffed animals, but ugh, no animal-print lingerie. Let’s see, I’ve got a lovely hunter green chemise, will that do? I rather like the way green sets off my hair.

And I’m only 5’5" so I’ll be wearing heels.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/598 "2005-02-19T22:15:47Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> **FinnAgain** : Priceguy can’t referee the pillow fight and operate the camera to , uh, document the orientation testing, so that job’s still open. By the way, how tall are you?

Well then, you’re in luck. I happen to have a very good eye for taking photographs. Camera duty’s mine.

And, I’m six feet tall.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/599 "2005-02-19T22:52:55Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Well then, you’re in luck. I happen to have a very good eye for taking photographs. Camera duty’s mine.
> 
> And, I’m six feet tall.

Good, cuz **umop ap!sdn** has defected to our side, so we’ll need a new guy for high shelf duty.

> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I’ll bring stuffed animals, but ugh, no animal-print lingerie. Let’s see, I’ve got a lovely hunter green chemise, will that do? I rather like the way green sets off my hair.
> 
> And I’m only 5’5" so I’ll be wearing heels.

A green chemise will do, but only if your panties match. We must be coordinated. The nylons can be the stay up kind or attached to a garter belt or corset, your choice.

**umop ap!sdn** : A camisole is a lingerie top that reaches down to about your waist, just above your panties. A chemise goes down to the upper thighs, just barely covering the underwear, but exposing your stocking tops. Ballet length is mid-thigh, and anything longer is a gown.

For everyday wear, I’m in a chemise and panties, but for pillow fighting it’s a merry widow all the way.

All right, I’m all dressed for the pillow fight: Pink demi-cup pushup bra, panties, and garter belt, all with black lace trim, black fitted silk stockings, three inch heels. **Harimad-sol** is already here. As soon as everyone else arrives, we can get things underway.

Heh, heh.  
I’ve hijacked the picture thread.  
I’m flriting with all the straight girls.  
Nobody’s noticed I haven’t posted a picture.  
I have the perfect picture of me in sexy lingerie.  
Nobody’s going to ask if I’m careful to distract them with all this pillow fighting nonsense.  
Heh heh.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/600 "2005-02-19T22:58:37Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> ]Heh, heh.  
> I’ve hijacked the picture thread.  
> I’m flriting with all the straight girls.  
> Nobody’s noticed I haven’t posted a picture.  
> I have the perfect picture of me in sexy lingerie.  
> Nobody’s going to ask if I’m careful to distract them with all this pillow fighting nonsense.  
> Heh heh.

Well, since no one’s flirting with me, I’ve got nothing better to do than scrutinize every post to see if there’s some clue as to what I’m doing wrong, so I spot this right away, and I’m asking. 😃

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