# Another Doper Photo thread. . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746 "2005-02-12T15:21:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/741 "2005-02-21T06:13:21Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> ::_blushes_::
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> Thank you all. You’ve made me turn orange.\*
> 
> By the way, if you happened to be shopping in the misses section of a certain department store roughly four years ago during around the time spring fashions came out, you’ve probably seen Mrs. Six in a very skimpy bikini.  
> \*Cuz, you know, I have a significantly yellowish complexion, and when you blush you turn red.  
> Red plus yellow = orange.  
> Yeah, Mrs. Six thinks it’s a dumb joke too.

Or you could see that if you could see into my head.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/742 "2005-02-21T07:41:49Z")

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How do I never notice these threads until they’re 10+ pages long and nobody cares anymore?

Is this purely a pillow-fight thread now, or can I still post a picture?

I’m not big on taking pictures but I have a couple from last year. I needed a picture of myself for class and of course I waited until about 5 minutes until I had to be there to do it, so none of them came out right. It doesn’t help that I’m a horrible photographer and I hadn’t shaved.

[1](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/cisco/5-24%20003.jpg)  
[2](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/cisco/Picture%20009.jpg)  
[3](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/cisco/Picture%20008.jpg)

Next time there’s a picture thread I’m going to dust off the digital camera, get some new pics, and get somewhere on the first 5 pages, damnit!

😃

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/743 "2005-02-21T08:00:03Z")

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Much better late than never, **Cisco**. You’re a good-looking guy. Nothing wrong with a little scruffiness now and then. Nothing at all.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/744 "2005-02-21T09:59:08Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Who would these other four women be?

The ten most beautiful women in the world:

10-Jeanette Lee

9-Logan Tom

8-Halle Berry

7-Grace Park

6-Linda Park

5-Mrs. Six

4-Ming Na-Wen

3-Aishwarya Rai

2-Zhang Ziyi

1-My teacher’s aid from 2001-2004.

Yes, I have a thing for Asian chicks, but that’s ok because I happen to be one myself, and three of those entries, including #1, aren’t Asian chicks.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/745 "2005-02-21T11:00:14Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> Seriously, though, **monica** you should have let everyone search for themselves; it’d be more fun that way. Anyone find the pic of Mrs. Six yet? It’s her modeling headshot from two years ago, but she actually does look every bit that good IRL.

Ooops, sorry- I was just so proud of my detective work.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/746 "2005-02-21T11:09:53Z")

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> [@monica](#):
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> Ooops, sorry- I was just so proud of my detective work.

It’s cool. I thought I’d get to drop some more hints first, but what you did was fair.

You did make it easier for everyone to access all the pics, and I’m sure they appreciate that.

And you’re a very pretty girl, so I have to let it go to preserve the possibility of getting you to flirt with me. Getting pretty straight girls to flirt with you is one of the great pleasures in life, as I’m sure Anaamika and Harimad-sol can testify.

By the way, I thought it was common knowledge that you could hide links in a smiley, and I routinely check them. Was I alone in this?

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/747 "2005-02-21T11:16:53Z")

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I agree about getting pretty straight girls to flirt with you being a great pleasure in life. Although I don’t mind the lesbian girls flirting either. I wish I was better at it. 😛

I don’t know if it is common knowledge, but I found them and didn’t share. I am a bit of a greedy sod, which may be why pretty girls don’t flirt more. 😃

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/748 "2005-02-21T11:46:45Z")

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**Kaitlyn** - wow. I don’t know which of you is which, but wow all the same. I’d better butt out of the whole orientation testing thing; if I saw you two in real life I’d probably explode.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/749 "2005-02-21T12:13:07Z")

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> [@Priceguy](#):
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> **Kaitlyn** - wow. I don’t know which of you is which, but wow all the same. I’d better butt out of the whole orientation testing thing; if I saw you two in real life I’d probably explode.

Seconded. I’d be dead within a moment. On the other hand I would die incredibly happy. 😕 Yarggghh, this be a puzzler says I.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/750 "2005-02-21T12:15:06Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> Seconded. I’d be dead within a moment. On the other hand I would die incredibly happy.

Point. **Kaitlyn** , I’m back in. You don’t get too many chances of dying happy.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/751 "2005-02-21T12:22:49Z")

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The modeling headshot is Mrs. Six from about two years ago, but she actually does look that good IRL.

I’m the one in the maroon and black sweater. Find the first pic of me–post 710–its the best picture anyone’s ever taken of me. In the standing picture the photographer managed to catch me at exactly the wrong moment; my hands are so awkward there, but it better reperesents how I look IRL.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/752 "2005-02-21T12:28:05Z")

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> [@Lok](#):
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> I agree about getting pretty straight girls to flirt with you being a great pleasure in life. Although I don’t mind the lesbian girls flirting either. I wish I was better at it. 😛

I specified the straight girls because Mrs. Six and I seldom have any problem getting lesbians to flirt with us. Guys’ll hit on us if we’re in a straight place, and lesbians in a gay bar. It’s the lure of the unattainable, straight girls, that draws me in. I got all the lesbian lovin I want, any time I want it. Flirting with straight girls, on the other hand, is a rare and precious thing.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/753 "2005-02-21T13:15:42Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> **Ethilrist** , did you miss all my slightly flustered compliments in the “flirt with a doper” thread?

Yes. Yes, I did. Ah, the joys of a dialup connection. It’s taken me 20 minutes just to scroll through the posts since last Friday…

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/754 "2005-02-21T13:34:45Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> [1](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/cisco/5-24%20003.jpg)  
> [2](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/cisco/Picture%20009.jpg)  
> [3](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/cisco/Picture%20008.jpg)

You look like Steve Burns (in his Flaming-Lips-Collaboration-Album stage, not in his Blues-Clues stage). Mmmm Steve Burns.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/755 "2005-02-21T13:38:38Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Ethilrist, did you miss all my slightly flustered compliments in the “flirt with a doper” thread?
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> > [@Ethilrist](#):
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> > Yes. Yes, I did. Ah, the joys of a dialup connection. It’s taken me 20 minutes just to scroll through the posts since last Friday…

… and (having perused said fliration thread) I see you also missed my previous post in THIS thread (back on the first and second page, BTW, and no, nobody commented on my pictures, either, so I’m bringing chicken to the barbecue…).

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/756 "2005-02-21T13:43:43Z")

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> [@Kaitlyn](#):
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> Seriously, though, **monica** you should have let everyone search for themselves; it’d be more fun that way. Anyone find the pic of Mrs. Six yet? It’s her modeling headshot from two years ago, but she actually does look every bit that good IRL.

Noooo, I’m glad **monica** posted. After she posted the first one (which I would have _never_ found) and you said there were more, I tried that little trick where you press Tab and it jumps from hyperlink to hyperlink. I did that for two pages (and there are a freakin ton of hyperlinks on each page–each post has something like 5, disregarding actual post content) and then I said screw it, someone more patient than me will come post them. And someone did!

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/757 "2005-02-21T14:44:39Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Much better late than never, **Cisco**. You’re a good-looking guy. Nothing wrong with a little scruffiness now and then. Nothing at all.

Seconded!

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**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/758 "2005-02-21T15:22:28Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> … and (having perused said fliration thread) I see you also missed my previous post in THIS thread (back on the first and second page, BTW, and no, nobody commented on my pictures, either, so I’m bringing chicken to the barbecue…).

Looks like we have some nice pork ribs and chicken going at the BBQ. I’ll go grab some potato salad and my [girlfriend Sarah.](http://personal.bgsu.edu/~mmattes/sarah.htm)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/759 "2005-02-21T16:09:31Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> … and (having perused said fliration thread) I see you also missed my previous post in THIS thread (back on the first and second page, BTW, and no, nobody commented on my pictures, either, so I’m bringing chicken to the barbecue…).

I don’t see your post in this thread! I even did a search. Are you sure you didn’t dream it?

And after seeing your pics, I add handsome to the traits of charming, witty & a good poster. So get away from the BBQ.

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**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/760 "2005-02-21T16:13:52Z")

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So what are you saying about those of us at the BBQ? Huh?

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