# Another Doper Photo thread. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746 "2005-02-12T15:21:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/801 "2005-02-22T01:52:01Z")
> [@wolfstu](#): > > Well, there’s just attractive young men hiding all over the place. 🙂 You being one of them. (Yes, I know you’re gay. But I was fighting over you before, so I still claim a piece of you. 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/802 "2005-02-22T02:05:40Z")
> [@Priam](#): > > Ohhh the strain on my poor aching libido. I’m not sure if… > > _Wait_. What am I saying? Heck yes both you hotties can time-share me! > > To quote one of my friends: **Menage!** Yay! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/803 "2005-02-22T02:27:17Z")
> [@Kaitlyn](#): > > The ten most beautiful women in the world: > > […] > > Yes, I have a thing for Asian chicks, but that’s ok because I happen to be one myself, and three of those entries, including #1, aren’t Asian chicks. Yeah, well, I’m white, have a thing for Asians, and agree with half of your list. All of them being Asian. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/804 "2005-02-22T02:47:59Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You being one of them. > > (Yes, I know you’re gay. But I was fighting over you before, so I still claim a piece of you. 😛 ) Oh man. Attractive young gay man, and I’m going to have to go find his pictures in this 15 page swamp of things all by myself. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/805 "2005-02-22T02:50:55Z")
Aha! But the first link is broken. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/806 "2005-02-22T02:59:16Z")
_grumble_ Used to be that if there was a flirt!orgy on this board involving tons of hot young gay guys, that I would be the \*first to know, not the last. No, I’m not bitter. At least, I won’t be if one of you gets over here right now. _rawr_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/807 "2005-02-22T03:01:47Z")
> [@wolfstu](#): > > :eek: > > - goes wobbly-kneed \* > None of that, Mister. That’s my super-secret weakness: warm, snuggling handsome boys. Pull that on me, and I… _gasp_ > I’ve said too much. Oh, no no no no no. Please keep going. And do you need practical demonstrations for these lessons of yours? ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/808 "2005-02-22T03:44:59Z")
Here are a couple of [pics](http://personal.bgsu.edu/~mmattes/officepic.jpg) of [me.](http://personal.bgsu.edu/~mmattes/pokerwinnings.jpg) The first is a picture of a picture in our office. It is the best picture that has ever been taken of me, and I’m gonna steal it and scan it this weekend. The second was taken tonight when I took two players out of our poker game. I ended up winning $25. Woo Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/809 "2005-02-22T04:04:40Z")
> [@My Darn Snake Legs](#): > > Looks like we have some nice pork ribs and chicken going at the BBQ. I’ll go grab some potato salad and my [girlfriend Sarah.](http://personal.bgsu.edu/~mmattes/sarah.htm) [annoying French guy voice] I’m going to steal your girlfriend. [/AFGV] ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/810 "2005-02-22T04:05:49Z")
> [@LoganDear](#): > > Ooh, I got noticed! Thanks **Kaitlyn** , but I’m enjoying myself over here at the BBQ with these fine looking gentlemen! **Monstre** you’re definitely a good looking older guy! You look like a college professor - and that’s sexy. 😃 **My Darn Snake Legs** , love the finger pointy picture. 🙂 You two should NOT be at the BBQ. Actually, I’m a psudo-professor too. 😃 I’ll be one when I grow up… ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/811 "2005-02-22T04:08:33Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > [annoying French guy voice] > I’m going to steal your girlfriend. > [/AFGV] [Kung Fu Voice] So. You think your Kung Fu’s pretty good, eh? I will fight you to the death. [/KFV] ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/812 "2005-02-22T04:10:56Z")
> [@Lux Fiat](#): > > _waves_ Hi, everybody. > > [This is me.](http://stevesiwy.typepad.com/photos/hawaii2004/img_0590.jpg) > [As is this.](http://stevesiwy.typepad.com/photos/hawaii2004/img_0601.jpg) > > There are lots of new people around. Have you been off the boards for a while. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen your nick. Glad to have you back. (if you’ve been gone that is) ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/813 "2005-02-22T04:13:15Z")
Wait a second, it went from a pillow fight to a barbecue? If there’s food, you better bet I’ll be there. Hope there’s any left! ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/814 "2005-02-22T04:18:37Z")
**Raz** , whatever your name, you are _still_ beautiful! With you ladies at the BBQ I’ll be sticking around no matter how many barely-dressed pillow-fighters there are. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/815 "2005-02-22T04:31:25Z")
> [@raz](#): > > Wait a second, it went from a pillow fight to a barbecue? > > If there’s food, you better bet I’ll be there. Hope there’s any left! No no, the barbeque is for those who aren’t getting fawned over. The pillow fight is for those who are. Anyone got a wet-nap? ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/816 "2005-02-22T04:33:01Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Yeah, well, I’m white, have a thing for Asians, and agree with half of your list. All of them being Asian. Which five? I’m assuming you’ve never seen my teacher’s aid, and you said you’d put Mrs. Six there, and everyone knows about your quite healthy and reasonable attraction to Linda Park. You can’t really tell from Mrs. Six’s picture, but Mrs. Six could be a stunt double for Linda Park, they look so much alike. Well, except Mrs. Six is taller and has bigger boobs (32 B/C depending upon the bra manufacturer). So that’s the two obvious ones and still leaves Grace Park, Ming Na-Wen, Zhang Ziyi, and Jeanette Lee, and, depending upon whether you classify East Indians as Asians or a separate category Aishwarya Rai. Now, if you don’t have Rai on you list, despite your obvious good taste in women as evidenced by your Hoshi obsession, I’d have to seriously question your sanity. **LoganDear** : I’m a college instructor. If you ever need any lessons on how to teach middle school reading, I’m quite available for independent tutoring. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/817 "2005-02-22T04:56:43Z")
> [@Lux Fiat](#): > > _waves_ Hi, everybody. > > [This is me.](http://stevesiwy.typepad.com/photos/hawaii2004/img_0590.jpg) > [As is this.](http://stevesiwy.typepad.com/photos/hawaii2004/img_0601.jpg) Holy cannoli. ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/818 "2005-02-22T05:33:22Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Aha! But the first link is broken. ☹ [Not anymore, it isn’t](http://wolfstu.teemingmillions.com/pictures/Francis.JPG). And I kept dropping links to new pictures as I flirted with **Priam** throughout the thread. [Here](http://wolfstu.teemingmillions.com/pictures/InRes02small.JPG) [they](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/wolfstu/Water40.jpg) [are](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/wolfstu/ThatBigRedShirt2.jpg) [again](http://webhome.idirect.com/~clzoll/sugar2.gif) … to save you the trouble of wading through the thread, if you’re really curious. But despite despite **Anaamika** ’s delusions, you really weren’t missing much. Just a plain old gay boy. No pink, even. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/819 "2005-02-22T05:53:05Z")
> [@Jaade](#): > > Seconded! And **Monstre** is awful cute too! _gasp_ ::: nearly faints from shock ::: ::: wonders when the invisibility formula wore off ::: Gosh, thanks! :😊: > [@](#): > > from _LoganDear_ > Monstre you’re definitely a good looking older guy! You look like a college professor - and that’s sexy. **Older** …?! _grumble mutter pout_ :::wails in anguish to the gods::: :::steadies himself with his walker::: Yep – college teacher. Technically not a “professor” (and not a “Dr.”), as those ranks are for the research/tenure track folks. older… hmph… Just for that, I must retaliate with a [picture from my younger days](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/Piano1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746/820 "2005-02-22T06:06:28Z")
**wolfstu** , those first two links still come up with “Remote linking forbidden” when I click on them. The last three links work fine. > [@](#): > > from _AwSnappity_ > No no, the barbeque is for those who aren’t getting fawned over. The pillow fight is for those who are. _Monstre hijacks the barbeque, throws more ribs and chicken on the grill_ _offers it up as a place for ladies to get fawned over by the males, not to mention free food_ _sends the first invites to **AwSnappity** , **LoganDear** , **Jaade** , **raz** _ _offers a blanket invite to any pillowfight babes who decide they need male attention_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-doper-photo-thread/289746.md?page=42)