# Another fucking dead baby in the parking lot:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080 "2003-07-31T06:45:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/41 "2003-07-31T19:32:37Z")

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Even money that a sizable percentage of the baby bakery demographic will pay people to disable any “don’t cook your kid” alarm.

People used to fool me by walking upright, but I’m on to 'em now!

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/42 "2003-07-31T19:34:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \*  
> \*\*God? What God? How`d he get pulled into this? Maybe if God was allowed back into society we wouldn`t have these problems.  
> \*\*

Don’t worry, whuckfistle, the President’s got his lawyers on it.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/43 "2003-07-31T19:36:14Z")

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**Zette** ,  
The article mentioned that it does have a special alarm: a loop of an S.O.S. alarm, then a continous one.

**LauraLittlePony** ,  
Personally, I haven’t had to deal with a bug in my car, so I have no idea how they are going to get around that. Perhaps they will also use a heat sensor? Something that can sense a concentration of heat? Perhaps it is as **Philster** describes?  
IIRC, GM will be the first car manufacturer to employ these devices.

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**Author:** ![LauraLittlePony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LauraLittlePony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraLittlePony)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/44 "2003-07-31T19:49:33Z")

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But **Philster** , if they could detect a baby’s breathing? I mean, that would be a pretty sensitive motion sensor. Of course I know little about motion sensors.

**Bad News Baboon** , you are lucky. I like to drive with the windows down and I get all manner of wildlife in my car. Bleh!

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**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/45 "2003-07-31T19:53:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Beadalin \*  
> \*\*But these days, it’s all over the news with dismaying regularity. How people could hear those stories and then DO THE SAME DAMN THING themselves, I just don’t understand. \*\*

I’m sure you would be _apalled_ at the number of people who _ **never, ever, ever watch the news or read a fucking paper** _.

As for you, whuckfistle, somebody turns a phrase and you drag God into it as if “ooooh, if everyone would just believe in God we wouldn’t have these problems.” Yeah fucking right. Fuck you and your god, and I’m so **god** damn tired of fucking zealots who don’t realize that you don’t need to believe in supernatural forces to be a good human being and support the forcing of their ridiculous belief system on others. I respect your view on abortion, but to bring God into it is totally unnecessary.

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/46 "2003-07-31T19:56:44Z")

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\*\* Darth Nader\*\* I annoy you, huh.

Perhaps if you refrained from making dumb headers, you’ll get the attention and respect this topic deserves.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/47 "2003-07-31T20:08:34Z")

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Ah, I see it is **my** fault that **gum** is being a jerk.

Okay, my bad. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/48 "2003-07-31T20:24:24Z")

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Hey Sweet Peoples, is it possible that **whuckie** mighta been posting “tongue-in-cheekly”?

I mean, I’m no mental giant, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I detected a bit of biting satire in that post.

Quasi

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/49 "2003-07-31T20:31:06Z")

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I find this absolutely heartbreaking. It just boggles my mind that these things can happen.

I forget who said it, but I agree that it seems suspicious that the baby was already in rigor mortis by the time it was found in the car. I applied to Target once and it took a looong time, like 45mins to an hour. I don’t know if this woman thought she’d just grab a piece of paper, fill it out and run back to the car, but if that was me, as soon as I realized how long I’d be in there, I’d run back and get that baby out of the car (of course, I wouldn’t have left him/her in there in the first place, but anyway).

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/50 "2003-07-31T21:13:24Z")

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Ha, you guys laugh.

We would have never even \*considered \* some of the things people do today fifty years ago. Not even as fiction.

I agree that she should be held to the highest punishments available. But society has a weak spot for the people who commit these crimes. We may be up in arms now, but when time comes to dish out the punishment and follow through with it, we always break down. Happens time and time again. We are becoming a society that accepts and allows too much shit from the fringes of society.

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**Author:** ![Palikia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Palikia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palikia)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/51 "2003-08-01T00:57:52Z")

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The evening news reported that the mother of the dead infant had placed the baby in the car seat eight hours before the baby was found dead. Mother did some errands, went home for a nap, took a shower then went job hunting. The application to Target was her third stop. She told police she forgot the baby was in the car. The family has hired an attorney.

The local TV station did a little field research. The temperature in Harlingen this afternoon was 90 degrees (about the same as yesterday). After forty minutes, the temperature in a closed automobile in a parking lot reached 138 degrees and stayed there.

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**Author:** ![SweetLucy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@SweetLucy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLucy)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/52 "2003-08-01T01:36:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by StarvingButStrong \*  
> \*\*At some point you have to wonder…are these ‘accidents’ that deserve sceptical quotes? Are these people, on at least some level, deliberately endangering their children? \*\*

I may be mean, but I secretly suspect that many of these scumbags are actually murdering their children by leaving them in hot cars, because they know they’ll probably get a slap on the wrist at most. They’ll play that “I’ve suffered enough” card and go on to murder again. Sorry, that doesn’t fly! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/53 "2003-08-01T01:58:19Z")

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I agree, reluctantly, with the three or more people in this thread who have suggested many of these cases are actually deliberate murder.

There doesn’t seem to be much follow-up on these stories. What’s the punishment for being so spacey you “accidentally” kill your baby? If it’s as light as I fear it is, murderers are probably catching on by now.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/54 "2003-08-01T02:12:51Z")

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I have the sickening, yet necessary feeling that we’re actually thinning the herd.

It may be murder, the odds are against it though, there are far more idiots than murderers. Trust me, I work with the public.

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**Author:** ![Venus\_Isle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/47e85d/32.png) [@Venus\_Isle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venus_Isle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/55 "2003-08-01T03:09:12Z")

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Unfucking believable!! Stupid , STUPID, STUPID!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/56 "2003-08-01T03:34:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gum \*  
> \*\*Darth Nader I annoy you, huh.
> 
> Perhaps if you refrained from making dumb headers, you’ll get the attention and respect this topic deserves. \*\*

And perhaps there are threads better suited for lame word jokes.

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/57 "2003-08-01T10:58:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monty \*  
> \*\*She’s only charged with endagnerment & abandonment? Why not manslaughter? \*\*

Because she’s “Suffered enough”

I reckon it was the baby doing the suffering. Then again, even if she was charged, she probably wouldn’t be given a sentence like for example, an unrelated carer would get if they made the same unintended killing, since she’s the mother and has suffered so much. :rolleyes: I really don’t think it mattered to the baby if the person who was so irresponsible to leave it unattended in a hot car shared some DNA with it or not.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/58 "2003-08-01T11:16:21Z")

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Thanks, Goo. I’d completely forgotten about the “but we’re orphans now that we’ve killed our parents” defense! This seems to be the same chutzpah.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/59 "2003-08-01T11:36:16Z")

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[Mother arraigned](http://www.valleystar.com/localnews_more.php?id=49231_0_19_0_C)

"Police spokesman Johnny Ramirez said an autopsy on the child has been completed. The autopsy did not find any signs of abuse or injury, but there was nothing in the autopsy report about the time of death, he said.

A vacationing paramedic instructor from the Brownsville Fire Department, who was present when Vreeland discovered her daughter’s body in the car Wednesday, said that it appeared the baby had been dead for at least six hours."  
It just keeps getting worse.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-fucking-dead-baby-in-the-parking-lot/192080/60 "2003-08-01T11:58:31Z")

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Yes it does.

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