# Another Gashlycrumb Doper thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816 "2003-04-06T04:57:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/41 "2003-04-09T05:49:05Z")
Ouch! **K** is for **kaylasdad** , dead of fried nerves. **L** is for **lno** , too fast on the curves. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/42 "2003-04-09T06:15:27Z")
**M** is for **Mangetout** , who choked on a berry, **N** is for **NoClueBoy** , saw a movie too scary. **O** is for **Omniscient** , succumbing to rabies, **P** is for **Persephone** , betrothed unto Hades. **Q** is for **Qwisp** who just broke straight in two, **R** is for **Rue De Day** , killed in a coup. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/43 "2003-04-09T06:39:24Z")
**S** is for **Saxface** , forced to swallow her instrument. **T** is for **Treviathan** , who ate carrots to his detriment. **U** is for **ultress** , who walked under a ladder. \*\*V[/v] is for **Verrain** , concussed by a bladder. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/44 "2003-04-09T14:55:48Z")
Damn, **punha** , I’m gonna stop sending to the “Naked **punha** ” fund if you keep forgetting that I’m a T! [sub]Hubby-to-be gets mentioned twice, I get nothin’. Some friends. :D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/45 "2003-04-09T16:41:35Z")
\ **S** is for **Smiling Bandit** , who misused a Wish. **T** is for **TruePisces** , impaled on a fish. \ **W** is for **widdershins** , claimed by a clock. **X** is for **Xavier** , who walked off a dock. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/46 "2003-04-09T16:44:36Z")
**Balance** , that was perfect! Thank you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/47 "2003-04-09T16:58:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Damn, **punha** , I’m gonna stop sending to the “Naked **punha** ” fund if you keep forgetting that I’m a T! > > [sub]Hubby-to-be gets mentioned twice, I get nothin’. Some friends. :D[/sub] \*\* _tsk_ I don’t get mentioned at all. ☹ Robin ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/48 "2003-04-09T17:01:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\*[sub]Or possibly there’s some incident with a wicked paper-cut we know nothing of?[/sub] \*\* I’ll have you know my mother died that way! \ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816/49 "2003-04-09T20:45:13Z")
**Y** is for **Yolande** , stoned for screwing trees. **Z** is for **Zebra** , who did a Sonny Bono on skis. **A** is for **annalemerino** , eaten by a dolphin. **B** is for **Bluesman** , killed dueling the dauphin. **C** is for **Captain Amazing** , died of shock from his mother’s demise. **D** is for **Danimal** , killed battling arthropods at sunrise. **E** is for **Elenfair** , who ate too many magic markers. **F** is for **fizgig** , mistaken for Peter Parker. **G** is for **Garfield226** , who ate worms and then popped. **H** is for **Hamadryad** , who ran a marathon and then flopped. **I** is for **if you don’t know i won’t tell** , who knew a government secret. **J** is for **Juliette** , killed for her stash of Sucrettes. **K** is for **Kaf** , who laughed at the wrong man. **L** is for **lee** , whose head got too close to the fan. **M** is for **motorhead** , kicked to death by midgets. **N** is for \*\*nocturne[/v], decapitated by a flying widget. **O** is for **Osiris** , who performed one too many jello stunt. **P** is for **Priceguy** , who was shot in a fox hunt. **Q** is for **Quasimodem** , who caught a cold in cyberia. **R** is for **Ruby** , who choked to death on wysteria. **S** is for **Silver Fire** , who for too long was moribund. **T** is for ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, AMBER? **TruePisces** , who STOPPED GIVING TO THE NAKED PUNHA FUND! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-gashlycrumb-doper-thread/166816.md?page=2)