# Another major figure in the epstein case commits suicide

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802 "2022-02-19T22:02:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/1 "2022-02-19T22:02:00Z")

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suicide in quotation marks

> **[Jean-Luc Brunel, Epstein associate accused of supplying girls to financier,...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/02/19/jean-luc-brunel-hanged-epstein/)**
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> The Epstein associate was found dead in his cell at around 1 a.m. Saturday during an overnight check by guards at La Santé prison in Paris, the French Penitentiary Administration told The Washington Post.

they better keep maxwell alive long enough to spill the beans

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/2 "2022-02-19T22:16:13Z")

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Hillary is efficient.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/3 "2022-02-19T22:22:01Z")

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That prison guard is going to be pissed when Prince Andrew’s check bounces.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/4 "2022-02-19T22:26:26Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> That prison guard is going to be pissed when Prince Andrew’s check bounces. -

His fault for not demanding cash.

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**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/5 "2022-02-19T22:35:55Z")

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Article’s paywalled. Any mention of malfunctioning cameras? Those seem to be thing in these situations.

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**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/6 "2022-02-19T23:13:36Z")

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yep, malfunctioning cameras, right on cue.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/7 "2022-02-20T01:13:53Z")

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Maybe we need to print up some bingo cards. Yeesh.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/8 "2022-02-20T01:16:53Z")

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> [@Chingon](#):
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> Hillary is efficient.

Nice try, wrong guess. I admire the spin though.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/9 "2022-02-20T11:24:15Z")

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I mean, if it was her-hats off. I think Chingon is just channeling Soupy Cruz’s Twitter feed.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/10 "2022-02-20T12:23:21Z")

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> [@pullin](#):
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> Article’s paywalled. Any mention of malfunctioning cameras? Those seem to be thing in these situations.

No. The article doesn’t say anything about that. It does say that his lawyer said that he did it because he felt wronged, not because he felt guilty.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-major-figure-in-the-epstein-case-commits-suicide/959802/11 "2022-02-20T14:42:33Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I mean, if it was her-hats off. I think Chingon is just channeling Soupy Cruz’s Twitter feed.

She’s retired. ( I hear she has a nice summer home inside the heads of the CrOX News Nation).

Now, Prince Andrew? Well, MI6 still has his back.

Rump? He’s all but been hand-picked as the 2024 GQP presidential nominee and there are hundreds of pictures of him with Epstein and his groomer. He has a thing for his too-young girls including his own daughter ( and in 5 years should probably be kept away from any of his grand daughters too).

Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan, and a few other elected GQPers all have well known underage proclivities ( although Sen Graham seems to be off the hook because I think he likes sheep instead).

I think it’s still early to pull the envelope to read: “Subject X did it in the Lear Jet with the 5th grade little league team.”
