# Another Name That Tune Game: ID Artist and Track by Its Spoken Introduction:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 11, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020 "2003-09-11T19:07:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/21 "2003-09-12T13:00:16Z")

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RS1: Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that Music mattered – but does it, bollocks. Not compared to how people mattered.

and an easy one, semi-live:  
RS2: We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois’ law enforcement community…

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**Author:** ![davesink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@davesink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davesink)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/22 "2003-09-12T14:27:57Z")

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Easy one. (No fair Googling)

“Sweet Loretta Fat thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan…”

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/23 "2003-09-12T15:19:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by davesink \*  
> \*\*Easy one. (No fair Googling)
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> “Sweet Loretta Fat thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan…” \*\*

“Get Back” off “Let It Be” by the Beatles

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/24 "2003-09-12T15:21:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RobuSensei \*  
> \*\*RS2: We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois’ law enforcement community… \*\*

“Everybody Needs Somebody (to Love)” from the Blues Brothers soundtrack.

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/25 "2003-09-12T15:40:11Z")

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From Ms Boods: ‘Hallo? Who’s that speaking, please?’

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/26 "2003-09-12T16:13:04Z")

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A couple answers:

JB5: “Angry,” Paul McCartney

MsBoods: “Party Line,” The Kinks  
And one of my own:  
TB1: “Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! …”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/27 "2003-09-12T18:26:10Z")

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TB1: “Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! …”

– For some reason, I recall this being Madness’ “One Step Beyond.” Am I right?

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/28 "2003-09-12T18:37:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RobuSensei \*  
> **RS1: Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that Music mattered – but does it, bollocks. Not compared to how people mattered.**

Tubthumping - Chumbabwumba (Taken from the movie Brassed Off - How sad is it that I know that)

Zelski1-Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there’s a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It’s 2 a.m.

This one bugged me for a while:

Twilight Zone - Golden Earring

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/29 "2003-09-12T18:56:13Z")

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LD2: “I think I busted a button on me trousers - they might fall down.”

LD3: “OK baby. Bend over and spread 'em. Here comes my bullet.”

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/30 "2003-09-12T19:12:25Z")

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B1: Even though their in the middle of a whirlwind tour, Henrietta and the Wife Beating Child Haters . . ."

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/31 "2003-09-12T19:19:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blainer \*  
> \*\*B1: Even though their in the middle of a whirlwind tour, Henrietta and the Wife Beating Child Haters . . ." \*\*

Dammit, I will learn to hit preview some day:

B1: “Even though they’re in the middle of a whirlwind tour, Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters . . .”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/32 "2003-09-12T20:10:16Z")

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Ah, I thought of one:

SP1: “Come on everybody, clap your hands. [Sound of a few people halfheartedly applauding.] Ooh, you’re looking good. Are you having a good time? I sure am…”

I’ll stop there. It should be enough to identify the song.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/33 "2003-09-12T20:28:01Z")

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> _Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \*  
> **JB11** (1971)\*\*: \* Police office giving his evidence, “I was proceeding in a southerly direction my lord, when I heard strange sounds coming from Waldorf Place, me lord…A sort of boogie-woogie music was being played_  
> Clue: This is where Sir Elton both produced and got his surname
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> JB12\*\*(1970)\*\*: _You know when you’re born, you first see light of day through a gap in your mother’s legs, it’s the truth…_  
> Clue: The alternative to making love – An obscure intro to an old 60’s cover.
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> JB15\*\*(1968)\*\*: _I was falling into the flames and I knew that I was gonna burn. I was gonna burn. Oh God, it’s so hot in here, let me out please!_  
> Clue: Song went #1-UK and #2-US but the into never got airplay. Produced during Townsend’s heroin days  
> \*\*

I don’t think anyone has tried JB12 yet–“Mother Earth” by Eric Burdon & War, right?

And I don’t think the title was given for JB11–“Don’t Try to Lay No Boogie-Woogie on the King of Rock & Roll” by Long John Baldry (or Bald John Laundry).

Nitpick: JB15 isn’t really an intro to “Fire,” it’s the last lines of the previous track on the album, “Fire Poem.”

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/34 "2003-09-12T20:32:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spoons \*  
> **SP1: "Come on everybody, clap your hands. [Sound of a few people halfheartedly applauding.] Ooh, you’re looking good. Are you having a good time? I sure am…"**

Ah, **Spoons** , is your first name Sam by chance? 🙂 That’s “Trouser Press” by the Bonzo Dog Band!

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/35 "2003-09-12T20:33:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Labdad \*  
> \*\*LD2: “I think I busted a button on me trousers - they might fall down.”
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> LD3: “OK baby. Bend over and spread 'em. Here comes my bullet.” \*\*

LD3 is the Mothers of Invention version of “Happy Together.”

I know what album LD2 is from, but I can’t remember which song follows…

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**Author:** ![sanja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@sanja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sanja)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/36 "2003-09-12T20:41:28Z")

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san1: i still believe in god, but god no longer believes in me

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/37 "2003-09-12T21:37:14Z")

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CG-2: “I am the god of hellfire…”

CG-3: “I am. I think I am…therefore I _am_…I think…”

CG-4: “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.”

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/38 "2003-09-12T21:42:31Z")

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CG-5: “Gimme an F!”

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/39 "2003-09-12T21:43:29Z")

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**CG-2** : _Fire_, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown (whose website is the excellently named [godofhellfire.co.uk](http://www.godofhellfire.co.uk/))

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-name-that-tune-game-id-artist-and-track-by-its-spoken-introduction/201020/40 "2003-09-12T21:48:13Z")

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> JB1(1997): Another world, another time. This land was green and good until the crystal cracked.  
> Clue: If the line spawns the idea it’s Filter, you’re warm – but incorrect.

This is Crystal Method’s **Trip Like I DO**. The intro is lifted from _The Dark Crystal_.

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