# Another one (anti-gay pastor arrested for public masturbation) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 6, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703 "2011-03-06T20:56:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/61 "2011-03-10T21:57:57Z")
What if he was writing something on a pad in his lap and vigorously shaking a non-functioning ballpoint pen? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/62 "2011-03-10T22:02:13Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > … is to save every gay from eternity’s burnin’ and yearn that they spent it with you. > > Oh, they never seem to nick the Vicar just before he’s snapped a picture of your little boy… he’s just a human toy. > > Yes, if I could save pee in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do… is to save every gay from eternity’s burnin’ and yearn that they spend it with you. You deserve some love for that, **Cartooniverse**. Very well done. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/63 "2011-03-10T23:28:53Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Need answer fast? At the time I did, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/64 "2011-03-10T23:36:25Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > What a silly lie. Where’s the bottle of pee, then? “I was just about to \*start \*urinating…” ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/65 "2011-03-11T02:17:12Z")
> [@bup](#): > > You deserve some love for that, **Cartooniverse**. Very well done. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/66 "2011-03-11T19:18:32Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > This is a better [read.](http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=13953) That was hot… until the line about being 48 year sold… ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/67 "2011-03-12T02:39:39Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Who was it that posited that the gay rights struggle is really a battle between regular gay people and self-hating gay people? Probably some self-serving straight person who wants to ignore that it’s straight people who are voting to “protect” marriage by denying gays their civil rights (and other such bullshit)? Oppression of gays is systematic and widespread and it’s not something they are doing to themselves. It’s pretty fucking facile to pretend otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![SanVito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sanvito/32/2805_2.png) [@SanVito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanVito)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/68 "2011-03-12T11:06:26Z")
> [@shiftless](#): > > Wait, does this mean that masturbating in a van makes someone turn gay? Need answer fast! Can we just establish now that this guy is a paedo, not gay, because I’m finding the implication otherwise (by this thread and various posters) to be pretty bloody offensive. Come on people. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/69 "2011-03-12T14:25:30Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > I have to try that filtering piss through your pants thing. Can you also filter poop through your clothes? What does he filter for btw, does he plan on drinking the urine afterward? Well that solves it. It was a preliminary test for the design of a functioning Stillsuit. ---
**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/70 "2011-03-14T04:56:44Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > This is a better [read.](http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=13953) Sounds suspiciously like a _Muslim_ homosexual feminist playground masturbator. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/71 "2011-03-15T14:06:45Z")
> [@SanVito](#): > > Can we just establish now that this guy is a paedo, not gay, because I’m finding the implication otherwise (by this thread and various posters) to be pretty bloody offensive. Come on people. Then I apologize, that wasn’t my intention. But … if you read the headline ( **anti-gay pastor arrested for public masturbation** ) it suggests that the pastor’s being anti-gay has something to do with the story. As you say, it has nothing at all to do with the story. The headline should have been, “Another pervert beats off on school grounds.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703/72 "2011-03-15T22:27:53Z")
> [@SanVito](#): > > Can we just establish now that this guy is a paedo, not gay, because I’m finding the implication otherwise (by this thread and various posters) to be pretty bloody offensive. Come on people. Apologies for my first response. I’ve become surprised when a homophobic bigot\* isn’t \*gay himself, so I just assumed. Upon rereading, I’m not even sure he’s a paedo, if adult women witnessed his actions. Probably just a regular old hypocritical perv. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-one-anti-gay-pastor-arrested-for-public-masturbation/573703.md?page=3)