# ANOTHER Poetry Thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 22, 1999, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344 "1999-12-22T16:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/1 "1999-12-22T16:38:00Z")

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Inspired by conversations on Opal’s Chat site: **the last poetry thread of the year**!!!  
I’ll start it off with this one for **WellYouKnowWhoYouAre** :

**Internet Flirt**

Flying via fingertips,  
Jumping through my screen,  
Rolling on the floor in laughter,  
Online chatter.  
Clicking fingers, licking lips,  
I send to you this CyberKiss.

Peace to you and Peace on Earth  
-Katy

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/2 "1999-12-22T22:59:00Z")

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Here’s one that i figure can be posted, but it is kind of half-assed

You are so far away  
And yet hold such promise  
And here, alone, waits someone  
Half a person, wanting nothing more than life  
But accepting much less  
Does a mistake make a man less of a man?  
And can he really be a man if he doesn’t know where he is going or why?  
Somehow I feel I have wronged you  
I know I have wronged myself  
There is nothing left to do but wait and worry  
So tonight I send you my dreams  
My thoughts and my consolations  
For even as you rest, content in your bed  
I sit awake and trembling  
I accept the punishments for what I have done  
And welcome the pain  
For what I now must do  
For without you I am alone  
Even in the company of others

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Everybody got their Black and Decker… Blood and Fettuccini everywhere

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/3 "1999-12-23T00:03:00Z")

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ok…but just remember I am a painter not a poet…

I catch a small glimpse as you drift thru my thoughts.  
You stand behind me, your shadow falls close by.  
A light breeze caresses my ear as you whisper  
“come play with me.”  
then like that whisper you fade.

As weightless as morning fog, you stand before me.  
An almost transparent mist, that blurs my vision.  
Obscuring my path, your touch beckons,  
“come lay with me.”  
then with the sun you vaporize.

Your face holds no form, no memory exists.  
Only yearnings for moments of watching sunsets.  
A passage read aloud from a favorite book,  
“come share with me.”  
then wordlessly you disappear.

Within my dreams I am haunted by your ambiguity.  
Alluding to images of fireflies and sand castles,  
of walks along forgotten trails, softly you invite,  
“come explore with me.”  
then like the fantasy you vanish.

Will there ever be a moment when I touch you?  
Discover this man more tangible than illusion?  
Will your voice call out, and I in turn reply,  
“come be with me.”  
then as lovers we join.

or are you not of my world.

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/4 "1999-12-23T00:42:00Z")

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once upon a rose  
fell a dream upon the sky  
the angels wept for destiny  
while the rainbows softly cried  
i held a star within my heart and  
did count the times i’d seen  
for deep inside is understood  
what is, has yet to be

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“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/5 "1999-12-23T03:57:00Z")

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**Rackhead**

Always only just having waken up,  
My head is empty,  
Light, and ridiculous.  
Lasting dizziness  
takes away my sharp perception  
and replaces it with  
fish hooks and hair  
all tangled together.

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**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/6 "1999-12-23T04:39:00Z")

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These is one of my songs… but after all, all songs are poetry… it is a bit morbid and hateful. Just a warning. (I have others, but I don’t want to bore you too much…)

- **Let me be**

Of all the wishes I have made  
This is the one with the final shade  
Come true, I would see  
Just alone, let me be!

Calmly reading by myself  
the farthest book from the distant shelf  
To see the letters smear in waves  
For it is my sanity It craves…

Awakened by an angry bell  
Lies, I have been ordered to tell  
The face of time, in evil spells  
Hatred can make easy your trip to Hell…

Bloody sky raining fire  
All hope lost in the fight of desire  
So give up I shall do  
But not until I am rid of you!

…/^\_/^\

\< o | o \>  
.\<\_ | \_\>  
…\U/

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**Author:** ![Chief\_Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Chief\_Crunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Crunch)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/7 "1999-12-23T06:05:00Z")

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“Stick Shift”

Rusty hooks and dirty looks.  
Drive stick shift  
in mid section nook.  
Sticky seat padding, petting  
in dark alley setting.  
Tongue touch, spit trip  
Push, pull, seed drip.  
From Big Red cache  
To finger trail. Mittens off,  
And whispered wail.

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/8 "1999-12-23T06:11:00Z")

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Earth Mother

Agate are my feet,  
Immobile granite are my brittle bones,  
All my flesh’s fire the opal  
Burning in my breast of stone.

My body’s craggy cavity  
The black, suspended tomb  
For my shattered diamond heart  
And my bloody garnet womb.

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N_oR_jVIaL)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/9 "1999-12-23T07:52:00Z")

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\<font color="#8b008b"\>Awake in the dreamways  
Drifting out through the inways  
Tasting words and emotion in roundabout thoughtways  
Truth smells of lies  
Wrong colors of right  
Cast heaven as hell with dark shadows of light  
Right ways turned wrongways  
Dreaming in from the outways\</font\>

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/10 "1999-12-23T14:23:00Z")

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Distance #5 (No relation to Mambo #5)

Must we persist  
In this  
Facade we share  
Aware  
Together we  
Can be  
Complete

What have we done  
But won  
Each other’s hearts  
Apart  
We feign we don’t  
And won’t  
Regret

## So please return I yearn To hold you near I fear The distance grows Who knows How far? KS

[http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com)  
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/11 "1999-12-23T20:43:00Z")

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We chase the seagulls  
the birds fly away from us  
pursued by laughter

The night sky is black  
lit by the full, glowing moon  
your smile outshines it

* * *

You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/12 "1999-12-25T01:46:00Z")

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_ **Coffin of Obsidian** _

Cold, dark, damp soil clings to the ebony slab  
Ebony, due to the evil soul housed within  
the Coffin of Obsidian.  
But what could have caused this soul to be so perverse…?  
The evil flow could not be staved  
Sending this man to a blackened grave.  
Darker than a thousand gallons of tar  
The heart of this malignant man, the soul in shreds  
Due to slaying a million children in their beds.  
Even in this vilest of souls, the perverse  
Found love in a world he believed held not  
The only true lesson the world taught.  
Her beauty, exquisite, unearthly, he held her close  
To his strong, yet cold body, the love they professed was forever  
And yet, he did not take her.  
The vile heart began to beat once more,  
Starting only for this woman he could not ignore  
He could not know what he was soon to endure  
A heart-shaped pendant, with pictures of them both  
It never left her neck, was never lain down.  
She was content, never with frown.  
The father of this angelic woman  
Was not tolerant of The Man, ripping at the pendant  
The man watched a single red drop to the floor its descent.  
The black heart stopped once more, where Love had been,  
Hatred returned, where Benevolence shown, Cruely arose.  
He charged at the man, who readied a fight pose.  
The fight ensueing lasted not long by far,  
Her father knew not how to spar, and soon was bleeding  
His Love screamed, for her Father’s life pleading.  
But this black heart was not to be started so soon.  
The darkness within boiled to the edge,  
Shattering what was left of his personage.  
Claws ripping flesh, blood flying in air  
His dear Lady would not let her Father die.  
With a talon through both their chests, his Lady let out a final cry.  
The beast,realizing what it had done  
Had nothing in His power to heal her, and so cradled her,  
Cleaned and redressed her.  
He hewn a stone of the purest white  
To place her in for eternity, he mourned for her life  
infinitely more than his own strife.  
He knew he could never be well again;  
So he hewn his own tomb, a foot from the Lady’s again  
and fashioned the Coffin of Obsidian  
The tragic tale ends, but unfortunately he will remain  
Suffering in Hell’s pain…

./^\_/^\

\< o | o \>  
.\<\_ | \_\>  
…\U/

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**Author:** ![OfficeGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@OfficeGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OfficeGirl)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/13 "1999-12-25T02:05:00Z")

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Keep disappearing  
from you and from myself  
keep hearing those words  
echo in my ears  
and the mountain in my throat keeps threatening to erupt

so i sit here staring  
and my thoughts turn cold, blue,  
and here is me thinking of you,  
and you thinking of me,  
and somewhere in between there’s a heartlessness

or is it here in me?

* * *

[OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm](http://www.homestead.com/allusions/allusions.html)

“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”

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**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/14 "1999-12-25T02:24:00Z")

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I think that I have never read  
Better poetry on a thread.

Kilmer wrote of fools like thee;  
But I can nail Joyce to a tree.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/15 "1999-12-25T02:38:00Z")

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In times of thought  
I can see my rebirth  
From the ashes  
Of what i have done

In times of emotion  
I regret my actions  
And see how I have Pained the ones  
I most want to serve

Now I must try  
To reign in emtion  
And enslave feelings to logic  
Once more

And time will tell  
If the choices once made  
Will enhance the future  
Or destroy it

I regret nothing  
But the fact  
That I may have not seen  
What consequences my actions would stir

The things i have done  
Were not all for me  
But they were also  
Not done for the right reasons

I will one day  
See what what was chosen  
And I hope that in time  
All wounds are healed

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Everybody got their Black and Decker… Blood and Fettuccini everywhere

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/16 "1999-12-25T04:09:00Z")

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Out from the cover of darkness  
I watch you rise,  
mesmerized by the light that  
radiates from my soul.  
You illuminate my realm.

Your warm, sensual caress  
arouses my skin,  
awakening a pulse of desire  
held silent by the night.  
You ignite my passions.

Encircled by your embrace,  
captivated by a strength  
that emanates from your core,  
I taste a pleasure unknown.  
You remain my sustenance.

and as you withdraw  
softly fading from my presence  
your essence remains an  
intimate memory that lingers  
as I await your return.

You are my sun.

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/17 "1999-12-25T15:59:00Z")

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This really isn’t mine, but I am posting it for a few others to read anyway. And some people need to read it.  
Another place another time  
Another face that looks like mine  
Another soul for all to see  
Is this reality  
If I could only find the words  
I’m sure that they would go unheard  
With one exception I can see  
Is this reality . . .

If I could only make time stand still for a moment  
Capture a memory and live it one more time would I believe

That I would really change a thing  
A second chance to get it right  
I think the end is close at hand  
I had a vision I don’t understand  
Don’t you see, I was made for you and you for me  
Close your eyes  
Are you ready for a big surprise?

Hold the clock  
Say the words to make it stop now  
Slam, Bam, Thank you Ma’am  
Wasn’t it a pleasant life we shared  
Now who really cares  
Why pretend you don’t remember  
Wipe it clean and start again  
Hope to see you in the summer

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Everybody got their Black and Decker… Blood and Fettuccini everywhere

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/18 "1999-12-25T17:17:00Z")

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One of my favorite Robert Sexton poems:

Suddenly, quietly you realize that -  
from this moment forth - you will no longer pass thru this world alone.  
Like a new sun, this awareness rises within you,  
freeing you from fear, opening your life.  
This is the beginning of love  
and the end of all that came before it.

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![OfficeGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@OfficeGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OfficeGirl)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/19 "1999-12-26T06:09:00Z")

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drew

a long walk ago, I drew  
upon the magic  
of someone I’d found,  
someone who knew  
beauty and love, of  
someone whose words sparkled  
with glitter and indigo blue.  
He drew me tight  
into the night of a city  
of unopened doors, and  
asked me to stay and explore.  
I faltered, held back, withdrew  
from the arms of potential,  
from a questionable future,  
from the man who already knew.  
oh, I drew his face a million times,  
asked myself if I remembered  
how true his expression seemed,  
or if I was still sleeping.  
I drew up so many  
new futures,  
so many alterations of reality;  
and when I woke again, blue,  
the pages had scattered  
and all that was left  
was you.

“Life for us has now become a series of hellos and goodbyes.  
The misery of saying goodbye, and the joy from seeing each other.  
Then the misery again. These are what memories are all about.”

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[OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm](http://www.homestead.com/allusions/allusions.html)

“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-poetry-thread/12344/20 "1999-12-26T09:05:00Z")

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One of my favorite poems is:  
(12+144+20 + 3\*sqrt(4) )/7 + 5 \* 11 = 9[sup]2[/sup] + 0

or:

A dozen a gross and a score  
Plus three times the square root of four  
Divided by seven  
Plus five times eleven  
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

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Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

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