# Another Pub Idiot - Alien base underwater in Malibu, CA **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009 "2015-08-27T01:33:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/1 "2015-08-27T01:33:45Z")
I am no longer able to deal with the CTs and the idiots that spread the stories. This guy keeps coming in the bar trying to convince people that the google earth shot of a dome-shaped underwater dune is real. Aliens are here. Now he doesn’t want to hear about geology, California’s fault lines or point Dome. So how do you handle this? I mean, seriously, this is simple idiocy that needs a simple point to stifle these morons. > **[The Truth Behind The Malibu Underwater 'Alien Base'](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/malibu-underwater-alien-base_n_5493186)** > > The Truth Behind The Malibu Underwater 'Alien Base' ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/2 "2015-08-27T01:39:39Z")
Tell him he’s right, you’re an alien and you want to probe his anus. [Whip this out.](http://lghttp.19319.nexcesscdn.net/80949C/store/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/r/a/ramrod-large.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/3 "2015-08-27T01:42:00Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Tell him he’s right, you’re an alien and you want to probe his anus. > [Whip this out.](http://lghttp.19319.nexcesscdn.net/80949C/store/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/r/a/ramrod-large.jpg) I’ll start with that saying, “This is what they used on me in 1997.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/4 "2015-08-27T01:44:01Z")
Tell him there’s a private investigator named Jim Rockford who lives in Malibu who he can hire for a daily fee plus expenses. He can call and leave Rockford a message. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/5 "2015-08-27T01:52:11Z")
Here’s where he gets his info from: > **[Massive Underwater Entrance Discovered Off The California Coast | Paranormal...](https://beforeitsnews.com/paranormal/2014/05/massive-underwater-entrance-discovered-off-the-california-coast-2469318.html)** > > A massive underwater entrance has been discovered off the Malibu, CA coast at Point Dume which appears to be the Holy Grail of UFO/USO researchers that have been looking for it over the last 40 years. The plateau structure is 1.35 miles x 2.45 miles... Our old buddy Jimmy Church is at the helm of this one. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/6 "2015-08-27T01:56:45Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Tell him he’s right, you’re an alien and you want to probe his anus. > [Whip this out.](http://lghttp.19319.nexcesscdn.net/80949C/store/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/r/a/ramrod-large.jpg) When the movie, Fire in the Sky, came out I was too young to think about it, but with age and modern knowledge, I have to think that if a group of guys go missing for a few days and come back with a silly story and excuses for anal damage, I’m thinking that it’s not actually all that great a mystery what happened. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/7 "2015-08-27T02:04:53Z")
I’d tell him I knew exactly what he’s talking about. Then I’d explain that I could no longer talk about it because the government had taken me aside and threatened me with exposing a secret military base if I mentioned it again. If I refused to cooperate, they said I’d be taken away and locked up forever. Keep looking over your shoulder when you explain this to him. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/8 "2015-08-27T02:31:57Z")
I have voluntary nystagmus (I can shake my eyes rapidly at will). I’ll do that when I tell him the next probe will be less painful. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pub-idiot-alien-base-underwater-in-malibu-ca/729009/9 "2015-08-27T04:38:26Z")
Tell him that his theory is full of crap… it’s really a secret government [psychic warfare base](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cmbmwFAl8). You know because you escaped, then bought a pack of smokes, checked into a motel and…