# Another reason to be disappointed in TFG **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462 "2021-12-03T19:09:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/1 "2021-12-03T19:09:35Z")
Didn’t he say something about fixing our plumbing problems after it took 10 flushes to flush down his enormous turds? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/2 "2021-12-03T19:18:46Z")
What is TFG? ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/3 "2021-12-03T19:31:04Z")
[The former guy](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/17/opinion/trumps-dreaded-nickname.html) perhaps? I recall him not liking the shower at the White House because of the low flow plumbing, his enormous baby body required pressure nozzles like a cattle wash. Was unaware that he had crapper issues as well, but I’m not surprised. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/4 "2021-12-03T19:39:24Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > What is TFG? CFSG. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/5 "2021-12-03T19:40:14Z")
I used to have flushing issues. But then I got a bidet. Maybe TFG should invest in one. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/6 "2021-12-03T19:47:08Z")
I’ve got a bidet attachment, and it has nothing to do with flushes, other than no big wads of poop paper. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/7 "2021-12-03T19:48:05Z")
I have a biden. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/8 "2021-12-03T19:56:49Z")
But those big wads of poop paper is what clogs up the pluming. In my experience anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/9 "2021-12-03T20:12:08Z")
> [@susan](#): > > I have a biden. Does that count? My bidet does things I really don’t want my Biden to do. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/10 "2021-12-03T20:13:32Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > CFSG What is this? I knew TFG, but I’m stumped. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/11 "2021-12-03T20:15:54Z")
Cheeto-faced shit gibbon. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/12 "2021-12-03T20:17:01Z")
oh yeah. A classic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/13 "2021-12-03T20:26:55Z")
> [@susan](#): > > I have a biden. Does that count? Let’s go, Bidet! ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/14 "2021-12-03T20:48:44Z")
JFC, he’s not Voldemort or anything. If you’re referring to a specific person then use their fucking name. On a related note, you’re not an actual sorceror so using some convoluted insult twisting of a person’s name does not act like a voodoo doll to harm them. Grow up, this isn’t third grade. We get it, you hate some guy but beating a dead horse endlessly just results in you being responsible for a thousand pounds of beaten up dead horse in your yard stinking up the place. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/15 "2021-12-03T21:18:24Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Grow up, this isn’t third grade. Uh uh, **you** are. 😝 ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/16 "2021-12-03T21:19:52Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > a thousand pounds of beaten up dead horse in your yard stinking up the place. Still better than cfsg. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/17 "2021-12-03T22:38:45Z")
Any self mobile pile of shit is preferable to a non-mobile pile of shit that would require a front loader to move and might explode into stank chunks. QED. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/18 "2021-12-04T00:42:35Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > JFC, he’s not Voldemort or anything. If you’re referring to a specific person then use their fucking name. On a related note, you’re not an actual sorceror so using some convoluted insult twisting of a person’s name does not act like a voodoo doll to harm them. Grow up, this isn’t third grade. We get it, you hate some guy but beating a dead horse endlessly just results in you being responsible for a thousand pounds of beaten up dead horse in your yard stinking up the place. Very eloquently stated. But I’m still gonna need something better to get me off of _America-hating fuckstick_. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/19 "2021-12-04T03:19:14Z")
Can’t we all just stick with “Individual-1” (pronounced “Individual minus one”) ? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462/20 "2021-12-05T00:44:38Z")
I personally am comfortable with a wide range of insults for the ex-President, may he rot in jail. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-reason-to-be-disappointed-in-tfg/955462.md?page=2)