# Another Return of the Religous Nutball **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624 "2003-10-21T02:03:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624/21 "2003-10-23T10:18:05Z")
I hate to correct your friend, but only Mormons go to Heaven. I mean South Park wouldn’t lie… would it? ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624/22 "2003-10-23T13:33:28Z")
What you need is a wild-eyed, rabid feminist friend and a bottle of tequila to spike the punch, and maybe a garden hose. Perfect Forth of July party. I’d volunteer, but I have developed a sense of humour in my old-age. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624/23 "2003-10-24T00:40:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sleestak \* > **…I am now doing PS2 tech support…** I worked at the main Sony office until a few months ago. Have you guys started getting HDD questions yet? Maybe you should tell your friend to get one so he can burn the evil roleplaying game Final Fantasy MMMDCLXXIV with it. ---
**Author:** ![Svt4Him](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Svt4Him](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svt4Him)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624/24 "2003-10-24T03:38:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Video games are the tool of Satan. So he took his Playstation 2 out and _ **BURNED** _ it. Yes, he actually burned it :eek: Was it modded? ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624/25 "2003-10-24T03:51:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Catcher,catcher,catcher,catcher,catcher,catcher,WEIGHT ROOM,WEIGHT ROOM > Catcher,catcher,catcher,catcher,catcher,catcher,WEIGHT ROOM,WEIGHT ROOM. Mistake! Mistake! Ooooo! He made no mistake! [hijack] **AskNott** nice funny sig! Badger, badger… [/hijack] In your life, you will meet one nut. Hell, I’m one (not religion wise, I’m atheist…yeah, I want to ruin the world and I’ll burn in hell) It’s sad when there was someone you’ve known for a long time and considered a good friend, then something changes to the point that you don’t want to have contact with them anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624/26 "2003-10-24T17:52:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Highly flammable “Tools of Satan” made specifically just to be burned by religeous nutbags! > > Ouija Boards and Board games made from wax impregnated particle board (like those little fire starter deals). Oil impregnated cloth items, etc. > > Heck, I could even add one of those greeting card chips and a small sensor so that it **screams** as it burns! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-return-of-the-religous-nutball/208624.md?page=1)