# Another "Ridiculously Cute Things Kids Say" Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ridiculously-cute-things-kids-say-thread/569013>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ridiculously-cute-things-kids-say-thread/569013 "2011-01-26T03:24:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ridiculously-cute-things-kids-say-thread/569013/101 "2011-02-04T18:55:15Z")

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I’ve sent a message via YouTube to [this girl](http://jezebel.com/5751324/2+year+old-girl-knows-periodic-table-better-than-you-do)’s father - clearly these two must meet.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ridiculously-cute-things-kids-say-thread/569013/102 "2011-02-04T20:52:16Z")

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My two and half year old daughter has been a jackpot of these recently. Of course, now I can’t remember most of them. I’ll post one now:

Me: "eat your chicken. "  
Her:(with pauses for emphasis): “I…am…going to! … In 40 years.”

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ridiculously-cute-things-kids-say-thread/569013/103 "2011-02-04T20:56:02Z")

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One more, when she was just two. We went to the USAF museum:

She examined the Mercury capsule to “make sure it works.” Her diagnosis? “it needs batteries.”

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-ridiculously-cute-things-kids-say-thread/569013/104 "2011-02-15T10:35:05Z")

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> [@gurujulp](#):
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> [Adire (textile art) - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adire_(textile_art))

Oh great. If the boy ever finds out, he’ll be totally insufferable!  
Dopers continue to amaze me…

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