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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/2 "2009-11-25T16:01:24Z")
I’m restoring this piece of spam to MPSIMS for public review and ridicule. I banned the OP last night. I did remove some images, which would not have been visible in this forum anyway (they weren’t porn) and got rid of some of the redundant text. The post is mostly not that interesting. For instance, everything is spelled correctly. But it’s got one feature I really like, and that’s the long list of terms that I assume are supposed to make the post pop up on a Google search. Some of them are standard but some are really bizarre and that’s what I wanted to share here. “snl christopher walken viagra?” If Christopher Walken is on Viagra, I don’t want to know about it. Especially if he’s using it on SNL. “song 27 tons of viagra?” What the hell? “27 tons of viagra” sounds like a country song I don’t want to hear, maybe something Merle Haggard did to pay the bills. What album is that on? I’m imagining it sounds like “16 Tons,” but with, you know, Viagra. A lot of it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/3 "2009-11-25T16:06:44Z")
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/4 "2009-11-25T16:08:22Z")
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/5 "2009-11-25T16:16:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/6 "2009-11-25T16:18:18Z")
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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/7 "2009-11-25T16:31:29Z")
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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/8 "2009-11-25T16:36:14Z")
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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/9 "2009-11-25T16:49:39Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’m restoring this piece of spam to MPSIMS for public review and ridicule. I banned the OP last night. Geeze **Marley** , maybe you shouldn’t be so hard on the guy… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/10 "2009-11-25T17:03:14Z")
He can’t help it. He just took his Christopher Walken-sized dose of Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/11 "2009-11-25T17:06:53Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > He can’t help it. He just took his Christopher Walken-sized dose of Viagra. Well, I guess you’re right, then. No way he can soft-sell that one. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/12 "2009-11-25T17:09:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/13 "2009-11-25T17:28:42Z")
You’re saying I should not be taking a dose equal to Walken’s body weight every eight hours? Ugh. I suppose this is what I get for buying the Walken-shaped bottle. Even worse, the warning on the back says “If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, consult _The Deer Hunter_.” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/14 "2009-11-25T18:24:47Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “song 27 tons of viagra?” What the hell? “27 tons of viagra” sounds like a country song I don’t want to hear, maybe something Merle Haggard did to pay the bills. What album is that on? I’m imagining it sounds like “16 Tons,” but with, you know, Viagra. A lot of it. 16 tons before; 27 tons after. It happened to me. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/15 "2009-11-25T18:26:25Z")
What did you owe to the company store after _that_? ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/16 "2009-11-25T18:36:33Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > You’re saying I should not be taking a dose equal to Walken’s body weight every eight hours? Ugh. I suppose this is what I get for buying the Walken-shaped bottle. Even worse, the warning on the back says “If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, consult _The Deer Hunter_.” It’s like _Flintstones_ vitamins. But instead you get one shaped like Walken, one shaped like DeNiro . . . ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/17 "2009-11-26T01:28:32Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > 16 tons before; 27 tons after. It happened to me. > [@Marley23](#): > > What did you owe to the company store after _that_? An apology. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/18 "2009-11-26T02:18:19Z")
Marley23 it’s a good thing you stopped him early. He would have kept it up all night. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/19 "2009-11-26T02:23:22Z")
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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883/20 "2009-11-26T02:25:03Z")
What was the country that was the source of this spam? My money’s on India or a former Soviet republic. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sdmb-spam-classic-buy-viagra-50-mg-no-fake-viagra-no-prescription/518883.md?page=2)