# Another Sex Thread - Dirty Talk (X Rated) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 16, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148 "2000-10-16T18:22:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/41 "2000-10-17T18:47:49Z")
A. I am very much female, male husband. B. All of em C. For the common good D. _Kathleen Turner voice_ Yes baby, I love it when your/my\*\*\* is so\*\*\*\* Ummmm, your/my\*\*\*\* feels nice on/in your/my \*\*\*\* that’s it \*\*\*\* your/my \*\*\*\* with \*\*\* and \*\*\*\* Now get the \*\*\*\* don’t forget the \*\*\*\* or the \*\*\*\*\* Oh yes \*\*\*\* your/my\*\*\*\* faster/slower/harder/softer/ Don’t! Stop! Don’t Stop! Don’t Stop!!! Whew I feel better now 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/42 "2000-10-17T19:17:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > > **She enjoys hentai, you see** > > Okay now, fight the ignorance. > > What the hell is hentai? \*\* I think it’s an animated version of porn. You know, [Asian?]comic book style. And, no, I am not commmenting on what noises, etc. I make during sexual acts. That’s for those who will know to find out IRL. ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/43 "2000-10-17T20:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\***a) what is your gender?** > Female > > **b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?** > having normal sex, and head sometimes > > **c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?** > mine > > **d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?** > It is just usually what I’m planning to do to him, or vice versa \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/44 "2000-10-17T20:27:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **I think it’s an animated version of porn. You know, [Asian?]comic book style.** Do the gals in this anime-style-porn find themselves getting boinked with REALLY huge schlongs, or something? I thought that SPOOFER was alluding to that in his post, as well. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/45 "2000-10-17T20:56:02Z")
Cyn, I’m not a fan so I won’t act like an authority on the subject, and I wonder if there is a more specific definition than skugs gave, since I don’t see it always referred to as hentai but rather anime, perhaps hentai is a subset. Anyways, in what I have seen it seems a very popular theme is yound nubile (with what I consider a somewhat adolecent bent) girls being penetrated in very abstract ways. Usually being raped or dominated by monsters or amorphous forces with numerous large appendages. I get the impression that its less intercourse and more accurately described as simply penetration. Men play a very very small role in it, and the creatures with phalluses are frequently gender neutral, non-human or women with strap-ons. Now, this is based on only my occasional encounters online, and on what seem to be a slightly Americanized version in recent Penthouse mags. So if I’m confused or over generalizing feel free to correct me. And now that I think about it, it might belong in a new thread. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/46 "2000-10-17T21:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*And, no, I am not commmenting on what noises, etc. I make during sexual acts. That’s for those who will know to find out IRL. \*\* Or on the phone, or on AIM . . . 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Psycho\_Kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b19c9b/32.png) [@Psycho\_Kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psycho_Kitten)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/47 "2000-10-18T00:35:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > > **She enjoys hentai, you see** > > Okay now, fight the ignorance. > > What the hell is hentai? \*\* Hentai is, literally translated, the Japaneese word for Pervert. As an art form(if you want to call it that…) it is a very twisted and usually deranged animated or illustrated pornography in the anime style. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/48 "2000-10-18T00:57:51Z")
Jeesh, now I am starting to feel like a pervert or something. I love dirty talk if the situation is right. If it is one of those times where you rip each others clothes off, throw each other down on the living room floor and then spastically work your way to the bedroom as you commit every sweaty sex act imaginable along the way, then hell yeah!! I love talking nasty and being talked nasty to. That out of control, fuck me now type of sex!!! YES!!! If we are talking about the sweet, Sunday morning love making, then no. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/49 "2000-10-23T19:46:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brunetter \* > \*\* > a) what is your gender? > b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones? > c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s? > d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please? > > \*\* a. Male b. I used to … all of them c. I was doing it for my partner’s benefit, when she no longer desired it, I stopped d. Oh, verb my noun, my adjective adjective noun. Your noun is adjective noun. I want to verb your noun adverb!! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/50 "2000-10-23T21:33:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lazarus7 \* > [BOh, verb my noun, my adjective adjective noun. Your noun is adjective noun. I want to verb your noun adverb!! > \*\* ROFLMAO!!! Sig! ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/51 "2000-10-23T21:40:40Z")
Thank you HyperGirl I feel honored! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/52 "2000-10-24T00:22:18Z")
You should. Not everyone can have their quote grace my sig. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/53 "2000-10-24T00:50:05Z")
I am fully aware of that and will make the customary offerings at your temple. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/54 "2000-10-25T05:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > **I’m not really the literary, inspired type. I think that people who can quote shakesphere would probably be pretty good at it.** _You be wrong._ > [@](#): > > a) what is your gender? Male. For quite some time now, though, it might as well be “asexual” ☹ > [@](#): > > b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones? Nope. But if I did, it would be “191 RBI’s” or whatever that fuzzy thing\* says during the ESPN “answer” commercials. You know, baseball stats. So I wouldn’t be…um, Quick Draw McGraw. > [@](#): > > c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s? My partner’s. See above. I think that any woman willing to put up with me deserves more than 20 seconds of hot lovin’ > [@](#): > > d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please? Well, if I really did this sort of stuff… “Let copulation thrive!” –King Lear, Act 4, Scene vi “Once more unto the breach, dear friends!” –King Henry V, Act 3, Scene i “I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat!” –Hamlet, Act 5, Scene i (if it’s REALLY not going well) :eek: \*[sub]Oh, and I really didn’t want to subject myself to double entendres by calling it “that fuzzy thing”. But how the hell else are you going to describe it??[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/55 "2000-10-25T05:50:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\*I will say that I’ve Rachelle’s sig line has popped through my head on an occasion or two. > > > [@](#): > > > > Save a bull, ride a cowboy > > \*\* In fact, BunnyGirl’s post gave me the idea for a new game: open up one of these sexually related threads and read **only** the sigs, keeping the prurient context in mind. Some samples from this thread: “Ok, so maybe my hair’s REALLY brown, ok?” 😛 “I’m at the top of the list of people SanibelMan almost never talks to!!” (keeping in mind that this thread is about talking dirty) “Check out Mullinator’s punishment and I eloped with Palmyra!” “You’ve tried the best and they only screwed things up. Now, try ME!” “my right hand man… if he can’t fix it, gonna find a boy who can” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/56 "2000-10-25T13:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please? > Did your mom lay out those panties for you? > \*\* hahaha… I saw that on Seinfeld the other night. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148/57 "2000-10-25T14:09:31Z")
> [@](#): > > a) what is your gender? > b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones? > c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s? > d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please? a) Male b) I know I’m strange, but the only talking that’s appropriate is saying what is desired and saying that it’s been done right. Like ‘I like , or please do, this’ and Oh, _that’s_ it!’ And , of course, moaning when heartfelt. But, a description of what’s _about_ to be done can be nice as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sex-thread-dirty-talk-x-rated/37148.md?page=2)