# Another Sign of the Apocalypse: Twitter Toilet Paper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse-twitter-toilet-paper/617258>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2012, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse-twitter-toilet-paper/617258 "2012-03-30T11:33:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse-twitter-toilet-paper/617258/1 "2012-03-30T11:33:54Z")

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> You can now wipe your butt with your own tweets
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> It’s settled. Toilet paper must not be dispensed under the roll, but instead should hang over. Otherwise, you can’t properly read your old Twitter rants on the latest spin-off: “Sh\*tter.” Yes, someone has taken 140-character communication to its scatalogical extreme.

[http://now.msn.com/living/0329-twitter-toilet-paper.aspx](http://now.msn.com/living/0329-twitter-toilet-paper.aspx)

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse-twitter-toilet-paper/617258/2 "2012-03-30T11:44:24Z")

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> [Just one caution: You probably want to avoid re-sheeting.](http://now.msn.com/living/0329-twitter-toilet-paper.aspx)

HI-OOOOOOO!

I guess this seems about right to me.

Now if we start talking Angry Bird enemas…