# Another sleepless MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 13, 2015, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550 "2015-04-13T09:00:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/121 "2015-04-16T10:19:06Z")

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Up, caffeinated, off to work.

**giggty** , wow.

**Butters** ,check your User CP, and make sure you don’t have “hide all signatures” checked.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/122 "2015-04-16T10:28:59Z")

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After I signed off last night, I got caught up in a NOVA about mathematics - it was really fascinating! Makes me wish I’d majored in math. Needless to say, I didn’t get to bed early.

Nor did I sleep in, despite turning off the alarm yesterday because \*\*FCD \*\*is working from home. But I was nice, dammit - I closed the curtains (our bedroom window faces east) and locked the door so Taz couldn’t break in. Higgs has been fed and I’m having some me time before our day starts.

\*\*tugig \*\*- DANG! And here I thought all you did was drive around with your dashcam on! 😉

\*\*rosie \*\*- I had the very same thought about a serial rapist of women. I swear, the older I get, the more radical a feminist I become. Some men out there are real jerks! I certainly encountered my share working in a male-dominated environment, but mostly I ignored it. Now it pisses me off!!

And please note I didn’t say “all men” - I don’t like making such generalizations, even in jest. OK, deep cleansing breath…

I think today’s the day I finally wash the throw pillows. So there’s some fun ahead. 😃

Oh, and it’s **FCD** ’s payday - woohoo!!!

Now, if only one of these people answering the ad for the Harley will come look at it with cash in hand.

Anyway, Happy Thursday!!

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/123 "2015-04-16T11:36:46Z")

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Got woken up at 1:45. It’s now 4:36, haven’t been able to sleep. This sucks.

I have all Novas set to record, I hope it caught that mathematics episode. My major was Applied Mathematics, it sounds like it’ll be interesting.

Happy Thursday, yo.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/124 "2015-04-16T12:02:54Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> I am a full fledged paid member and I can’t see sigs. WTF?

It could be that not everyone shows their sig all of the time. I think that you have to manually turn it on in a post.

I have to collect my computer today from the repair guy. And I’ll be going out this afternoon to a concert or two.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/125 "2015-04-16T12:18:16Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Now I’m curious – do I have a signature and do I really want one?

You may be shunned. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/126 "2015-04-16T12:33:00Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> It could be that not everyone shows their sig all of the time. I think that you have to manually turn it on in a post.

Yes, you have to select it.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/127 "2015-04-16T12:43:11Z")

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That’s not a sig, it’s a blog. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/128 "2015-04-16T12:57:09Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> I have all Novas set to record, I hope it caught that mathematics episode. My major was Applied Mathematics, it sounds like it’ll be interesting.

It made me wish I’d majored in Math instead of Engineering! 'Cause, yanno, math is more than balancing your checkbook! 😃 Seriously, it was a fascinating program.

Back from McBreakfast, just because. That’s what old people do in Leonardtown - they get breakfast at McD’s and sit there eating and gossiping.

\*\*FCD \*\*is in the basement working on the counter. I’ve got 5 throw pillows in the wash - with luck, the cat urine will go down the drain and a day in fresh air and sunshine will make them useable again!

And the cat box is clean, so there’s that, too! Good times!

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/129 "2015-04-16T13:14:26Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

It’s a sunny 57 degrees outside.  
It’s nice to be able to open the door to let the dog out and not be hit with a blast of frigid air.

I have to pick up my meds today, hopefully the mess has been straightened out.

wow **2gig**

cool new duds - used to be **spaz**

good to see you again **butters**

ty **doggio**

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/130 "2015-04-16T14:40:06Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Signatures are free and everyone has one.

If you get bored, check to see if I have one.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/131 "2015-04-16T14:41:11Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> If you get bored, check to see if I have one.

like the others said, you have to pick “view signatures” in your settings

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/132 "2015-04-16T14:49:43Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> **Butters** ,check your User CP, and make sure you don’t have “hide all signatures” checked.

Hmmmm - guess I need to click that tab too, huh?

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You may be shunned. :dubious:

If someone was gutsy enough to admit they saw it.

Der Parson: “So how do you know Hezakiah is using a computer?”  
Yoder: “Because I saw him on Faceb--------- his generator late at night?”

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/133 "2015-04-16T14:52:29Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Yes, you have to select it.

OK – the stuff below the black line is the sig? In your case

VunderBob, you bastard. Now I shall have endless, endless nightmares. – Cervaise  
VBob, you’re a sick, sad man. I like that. – DogButler  
I hate you. – Carnivorousplant  
I’d hit that. – Alice the Goon

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/134 "2015-04-16T14:55:53Z")

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Yeah, the sig comes in below the line if you elect to show it. I gotta say, I’m glad they don’t allow animated gifs in sigs here. I’ve visited boards where that is allowed and it makes me stabby!!!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/135 "2015-04-16T15:01:59Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> it makes me stabby!!!

G-d help us!  
😉

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/136 "2015-04-16T15:04:47Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Yeah, the sig comes in below the line if you elect to show it. I gotta say, I’m glad they don’t allow animated gifs in sigs here. I’ve visited boards where that is allowed and it makes me stabby!!!

So you don’t have one? If you ever do please work in the word “stabby” - it will be my word of the day today. It has such a nice feel rolling off the tongue. 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/137 "2015-04-16T15:11:57Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> OK – the stuff below the black line is the sig? In your case
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> VunderBob, you bastard. Now I shall have endless, endless nightmares. – Cervaise  
> VBob, you’re a sick, sad man. I like that. – DogButler  
> I hate you. – Carnivorousplant  
> I’d hit that. – Alice the Goon

Yeah, that’s my sig. There is an entry box in your personal profile stuff, and you select a checkbox below the reply edit to display it.

All there’s left to do is to come up with something worth displaying.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/138 "2015-04-16T15:14:16Z")

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[Proof of my cuteness, for those who may have doubted at one time or another](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153251042409803&set=a.429847264802.224180.694399802&type=1&theater)

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/139 "2015-04-16T15:19:43Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> So you don’t have one?

My sig is attached to one of my posts above - _Not my circus, not my monkeys._

I would NEVER have an animated sig. I hates them I do!!! I also hate noise, so when I play computer games, I always mute them. Seriously, do you need the sound of tiles in Scrabble?? Or the flipping of cards in solitaire? Silence is truly golden!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-sleepless-mmp/717550/140 "2015-04-16T15:33:26Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> My sig is attached to one of my posts above - _Not my circus, not my monkeys._

Do you have a license for your nonexistent monkeys? :dubious:

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