# Another Stupid Baby Name thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347 "2014-12-16T02:08:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Ducky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrs_ducky/32/6227_2.png) [@Mrs\_Ducky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Ducky)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/21 "2014-12-16T16:41:55Z")

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When my husband and I switched from Sprint to AT&T, the salesperson was named Drama. HE was a really nice guy.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/22 "2014-12-17T01:51:23Z")

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I work with a wonderful woman from India named Seemin. I think it’s basically pronounced see-meen, but half the place stumbles over it.

I’m sure in India it’s a lovely name.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/23 "2014-12-17T04:40:06Z")

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> [@Mrs\_Ducky](#):
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> When my husband and I switched from Sprint to AT&T, the salesperson was named Drama. HE was a really nice guy.

… it seems to me as if the thing that surprised you most wasn’t the choice of word, but that for some reason you think it would have been a female name if anything. If that’s so, I’d like to point out that the -a ending is often masculine in Greek.

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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/24 "2014-12-17T04:47:35Z")

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Yeah, but the ones ending in -ma, like drama, are often third declension neuter ones, smartypants. [link](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-%CE%BC%CE%B1#Ancient_Greek)

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/25 "2014-12-17T14:29:44Z")

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I just saw two on a moms’ Facebook group … Rowdy and Cannon.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/26 "2014-12-17T15:20:56Z")

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I am so sick of hearing the name Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards). Hate it.

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**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/27 "2014-12-17T15:24:06Z")

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> [@Avarie537](#):
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> I just saw two on a moms’ Facebook group … Rowdy and Cannon.

I had two Rowdys over the years as I taught. They would both be in their twenties now, and they lived up to their name.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/28 "2014-12-17T16:15:48Z")

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Llareggub might be a good name.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/29 "2014-12-17T18:17:20Z")

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Years ago the young lady who worked the checkout at the local drugstore was named Trudicka. At least that’s what her nametag read.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/30 "2014-12-17T18:41:09Z")

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My son went to school with a set of twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello, pronounced like the Italian fruit drinks, not the gelatin desert, but still very very strange.

I once knew a guy named Harry Chassey. And it was. He had a hairy chest and a hairy back.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/31 "2014-12-17T18:46:05Z")

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Lemonjello and Orangello sure get around. Everyone knows someone who knows them. Or knows someone who knows someone who knows them.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/32 "2014-12-17T18:49:45Z")

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My first grandchild was born a few weeks ago, and his mother named him **Midas**. (Insert jokes about mufflers here). It’s…not a\* good\* name but I guess it will grow on us. Could be worse. My husband’s grandchild’s name has an apostrophe in it.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/33 "2014-12-17T19:19:43Z")

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> My son went to school with a set of twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello, pronounced like the Italian fruit drinks, not the gelatin desert, but still very very strange.
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No. No he [didn’t](http://www.babynamewizard.com/archives/2004/9/oranjello-and-lemonjello?page=2).

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/34 "2014-12-17T19:20:27Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Lemonjello and Orangello sure get around. Everyone knows someone who knows them. Or knows someone who knows someone who knows them.

Yup, they’ve attained urban legend status, haven’t they? I’ve wondered if there was some pop culture ‘thing’ out there around that time that gave all the expectant mothers of twins this idea. Sounds like they started off as fictional characters.

Oddly enough, I’d asked my son last weekend if he’d ever heard anything from these twins after high school. He told me one, Lemonjello, who is now known as Jeff, was one of his Facebook friends. Didn’t have any info on the other twin.

And the truly bizarre wrinkle in this tale is that these boys are Caucasian. I believe the apocryphal twins from the urban legend were black, or so I’ve heard.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/35 "2014-12-17T19:54:30Z")

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> . . . He told me one, Lemonjello, who is now known as Jeff, was one of his Facebook friends. Didn’t have any info on the other twin. . . .

[Here’s some updated info on Oranjello.](https://www.facebook.com/#!/oranjello.blunt?fref=ts) Looks like he’s doing pretty well.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/36 "2014-12-17T20:02:51Z")

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Hee! He’s gotten quite a tan since I last saw him, too. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/37 "2014-12-17T20:32:00Z")

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My sister gave both of her kids the same middle name: J’aime

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/38 "2014-12-17T21:26:56Z")

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> [@Lukeinva](#):
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> My sister gave both of her kids the same middle name: J’aime
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> :rolleyes:

Well, it’s French for “I love”, which isn’t horrible, but sorta weird.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/39 "2014-12-17T23:33:26Z")

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> [@Honey](#):
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> I am so sick of hearing the name Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards). Hate it.

I can’t wait til I run into a kid named Lleh.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-stupid-baby-name-thread/707347/40 "2014-12-18T03:41:00Z")

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> [@Svejk\_1](#):
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> Yeah, but the ones ending in -ma, like drama, are often third declension neuter ones, smartypants. [link](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-%CE%BC%CE%B1#Ancient_Greek)

Still not particularly feminine, you know. But for some reason, a lot of anglos have acquired the idea that any word which ends in -a, in any language, is feminine.

> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> My first grandchild was born a few weeks ago, and his mother named him **Midas**. (Insert jokes about mufflers here). It’s…not a\* good\* name but I guess it will grow on us. Could be worse. My husband’s grandchild’s name has an apostrophe in it.

Have his mother’s tits turned to gold?

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