Diogenes:
I am not really aware of any Swiftvets claiming the shrapnel in his ass is rice. Do you have a cite for this?
What the Swiftvets cite is Kerry claiming he got shrapnel in his ass while blowing up a rice bin that day, as well as the Boston Globe biography. The Boston Globe biography is the one where he and Rasmussen “laughed their ass off.”
On page 313 of Tour of Duty Kerry gives a different version of the story:
"The Nung blew up some huge bins of rice they had found, as it was assumed, as always, that these were the local stockpiles earmarked to feed the hungry VC moving through the Delta smuggling weapons. “I got a piece of small grenade in my ass from one of the rice bin explosions and then we started to move back to the boats , firing to our rear as we left.”
The Swiftvets are making neither claim here, Diog. Since they are not making a claim it doesn’t matter what the x-ray shows. They are citing Kerry’s authorized biographies.
Reading both these stories, I would expect that Kerry had actual metallic shrapnel in his ass, not rice. I would in fact, be surprised if you could keep rice in your ass for thirty years as it’s not exactly inert.
So, whether you are pro-Kerry, or anti, this x-ray is moot. It shows exactly what both sides would expect.
The reason that the Swiftvets talk about this at all is because they assert that Kerry’ call letters are on the action report, and that that report states that Kerry received his buttocks wound when a mine exploded under his boat.
In fact, the mine exploded under another boat, which later had to be towed in. It also seems to me that underwater mines are designed to break the keels of ships, and don’t throw shrapnel out of the water. Of course, it could have been a piece off the boat that was hit by the mine that flew into Kerry’s ass.
Normally, that would appear to be possible. Unfortunately, Kerry already has two other versions of how he got wounded in the ass that day.
I suppose he could have fragged himself with one of his own grenades and taken it in the ass, and then the Nung coincidentally happened to frag him in the ass on that same day while blowing up a rice bin (Getting fragged in the ass twice in the same day by grenades blowing up rice bins has got to be some rotten luck. Of course, it does suggest he was keeping his head down.)
Next, even later in the day, Kerry’s ass is again fragged by the mine or a piece thrown off by the mine.
The swiftvets are pointing out that this chain of events is kind of hard to swallow.
If it is true, it’s a wonder that Kerry can sit down. That poor ass must have been hamburger after that day. His pants must have been tattered.
What a bad day.
“How’d your patrol go, John?”
“Two grenades, two bins of rice, and a mine, all exploded in my ass.”
“Wow, sounds like quite a day.”