# Another "things that aren't meant to, but sound dirty" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395 "2006-09-27T18:39:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/61 "2006-09-30T15:34:58Z")
“I have a wocket in my pocket” always sounded kind of naughty to me. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/62 "2006-09-30T16:01:31Z")
Conversation between a friend and me the other day, about one of our classes: Friend: So, how’s your week been going? Me: Oh, you know. Hegel took up most of my time. I couldn’t really concentrate on anything else because of him. Friend: Yeah, I know. Fucking Hegel. Me: I mean, he was just THERE, and … it was just too big. There was just SO MUCH of him. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/63 "2006-09-30T17:11:24Z")
Commercials: “I want some fun piled on a bun, I want a manwich please”. Well yes piling on a bun is the best way to get fun out of a manwich. Waterspa; “We’ll Get You Wet”. Promises promises. ---
**Author:** ![Bigang120](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bigang120](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bigang120)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/64 "2006-09-30T18:01:36Z")
[QUOTE=Absolute] Pretty much anything of the form “[verb]ing the [noun]” sounds like a euphemism for masturbation. [/QUOTE] Like the springtime rite of getting an outboard motor ready for the water: “Lubing the lower unit” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/65 "2006-09-30T19:59:36Z")
[QUOTE=BunnyTVS] Complete hijack here, but I can’t resist. Does anyone else think that **chlamydia** sounds like a lovely name for a garden plant? No-one? Oh…Kay… Just me then. [/QUOTE] There’s an urban legend about a lady who thought Chlamydia was a lovely name for her newborn daughter. :eek: 😃 I like it for a plant, too; “Have you seen my chlamydia? It’s coming along very nicely. I think it might be starting to spread, even.” ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/66 "2006-09-30T23:38:34Z")
Not _dirty_ dirty, more juvenile toilet humor here. The card game called “pinochle” has always sounded funny to me. ---
**Author:** ![Roonwit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Roonwit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roonwit)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/67 "2006-10-01T00:59:45Z")
From the Google ads below: Bone Screw Materials Veridiam manufactures cannulated round bar materials for Bone Screws I never imagined ‘screwed to the bone’ would be a technical expression. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/68 "2006-10-01T01:32:29Z")
Nosegay ---
**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/69 "2006-10-01T02:01:38Z")
In Hillsborough county we have a county commissioner named Rhonda Storms. The first time I heard the name I thought, “They elected a stripper?” But she’s actually a total right-wing bitch. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/70 "2006-10-01T16:41:37Z")
Not that that’s contradictory. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/71 "2006-10-01T20:59:33Z")
[QUOTE=The Golden Ass] I was watching football last week and practically ever word out of the commentator’s mouth sounded dirty. But the one I’m still snickering about is “Well, the coach really likes the tightends to handle his balls.” Okay! [/QUOTE] Or the announcer that said (no cite) “He picked his hole and squrimed for five yards!” ---
**Author:** ![Lee\_from\_Texas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lee\_from\_Texas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lee_from_Texas)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/72 "2006-10-02T02:32:51Z")
_Butt stroke_ To butt stroke someone is to strike them, typically in the face, with the butt of a rifle. It always sounds weird teh first time a civilian hears it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/73 "2006-10-02T03:01:07Z")
Oh, I just thought of another one… Wacker Drive in Chicago. c’monnnnnn! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/74 "2006-10-02T17:23:42Z")
Can’t take credit for this, it won the best worst opening line contest or somesuch: “Dora loved to explore” It didn’t help that my kids were taking a bubble bath and we’ve got Dora, who’s the cap, sitting on a mountain, which has the bubblebath…except Alex (boy) was holding Dora in a…um…sexually possible way. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/75 "2006-10-02T18:00:37Z")
In veterinary medicine there is a product called a “balling gun”. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/76 "2006-10-02T18:06:23Z")
[QUOTE=hawthorne] The wheat disease Karnal Bunt. [/QUOTE] Such smut! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/77 "2006-10-02T18:44:55Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] The manufacturer of that piece of equipment was Wacker. [/QUOTE] That’s outstanding. I still get a kick out of Big Ass Fans. It’s amusing in several ways, especially in light of the rule of punctuating a compound adjective and their failure to do so; thus creating an image of Ass Fans that are themselved “Big,” whatever that may mean. But, check out the ass that the have for the logo. I’m sure the placement of the left, front leg was purely accidental. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/78 "2006-10-02T19:45:44Z")
Once at the sushi bar, I overheard a high school teacher complain that she’d spent the daying being worn out by 17-year olds. I wish I could say that. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/79 "2006-10-03T03:03:59Z")
When we change positions it’s called a “tap out.” **Manager:** “Hey Cyberhwk, go tap Jessica” **Me:** “Yeah, I’ll TAP Jessica.” ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395/80 "2006-10-03T09:56:46Z")
[QUOTE=Cyberhwk] When we change positions it’s called a “tap out.” **Manager:** “Hey Cyberhwk, go tap Jessica” **Me:** “Yeah, I’ll TAP Jessica.” [/QUOTE] I should add this is changing positions at WORK. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-things-that-arent-meant-to-but-sound-dirty-thread/374395.md?page=5)