# Another TMI thread for men only: BJ's **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540 "2004-06-04T00:12:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/1 "2004-06-04T00:12:34Z")
Is there such a thing as a bad blow job? Discuss amongst yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/2 "2004-06-04T00:18:10Z")
I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/3 "2004-06-04T00:18:29Z")
Never had a bad one myself. What Doper had a sig about never wondering where she learned to be so good at it? ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/4 "2004-06-04T00:24:24Z")
Bad if she had vampire-like canines or if she was an excessive salivator are the only things that I would disagree with. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/5 "2004-06-04T00:24:56Z")
Can’t say that I’ve had a bad one. There have been some women who don’t know how to give one (especially in our teen years) but those generally don’t last long as we move on to other things. So I suppose it’s sort of self-selecting, if you get me. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/6 "2004-06-04T00:28:09Z")
There’s certainly such a thing as a boring BJ - when she’s clearly not enjoying it, just going through the motions (yeah, pun intended 😃 )…after a few minutes of that, I’m desperate to be doing something else. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/7 "2004-06-04T00:32:07Z")
Short of biting down, no. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/8 "2004-06-04T00:44:01Z")
Even if she’s not any good, it’s the thought that counts. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/9 "2004-06-04T00:50:25Z")
Count me in the group that says, “Nay! Lips 'round dick is A-Okay!” Hey, that should be our slogan. Or should we go with, “The Only Bad Blowjob is No Blowjob”? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/10 "2004-06-04T01:15:05Z")
I was eighteen, she was seventeen. And she left her retainer in. Howls of pain: mood-killers extraordinaire. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/11 "2004-06-04T01:17:03Z")
I suppose if she just won a habenero eating contest there could be a slight problem, but otherwise let the hummers flow. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/12 "2004-06-04T01:24:39Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > …after a few minutes of that, I’m desperate to be doing something else. _What_ else?! Never mind…I didn’t ask that, can’t tell me, not listening, don’t want to _know_… ::resolutely plugs ears with fingers and sings loudly, off-key:: Whatever’s preferable, _don’t_ describe it here. After accounts of tender moments with toothbrushes and puzzled Golden Retrievers we’re right out of the Penthouse Forum biz. Veb Pinochle might be acceptable, though weird. But don’t describe those details either. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/13 "2004-06-04T01:31:56Z")
I am still waiting to have one. I won’t have anything to compare it to, but i don’t think i will complain about it. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/14 "2004-06-04T01:34:10Z")
I’ve had a blow job which was pretty bad as blow jobs go (tip: when the recipient is nearing climax, don’t abruptly pull away and sit there watching them with undisguised unease – it sort of ruins the mood…) However, it was still far better than a sock in the gut. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/15 "2004-06-04T01:49:48Z")
A bad blow_job_? No. But remember kids, Kristi the Lacrosse Trainer has deemed that if a girl doesn’t finish a guy off with her mouth, a mere blow _interview_ has taken place. And I’ve had plenty of bad interviews. ---
**Author:** ![bdandhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@bdandhr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdandhr)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/16 "2004-06-04T01:50:27Z")
What about trying to give one if you know that your 49-year-old recipient has never gotten off that way?? Personally, I tend to shy away, because I have absolutely no idea what to do with this guy. I have given successful blowjobs and find them wonderful (from a female point of view - my apologies to the OP). I love swallowing cum, but I don’t want it to take an inordinate amount of time. Here, I’ve been fortunate. It has not taken me more than a few minutes to the guys who were receptive. I try not to use teeth, but sometimes they sneak in, just lightly. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/17 "2004-06-04T01:57:22Z")
**Bdandhr** just became the most popular female doper evar! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/18 "2004-06-04T02:00:14Z")
Teeth and non-enthusiam are the only things that can ruin a BJ. ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/19 "2004-06-04T02:02:27Z")
There most certainly is such a thing as a bad blow job. It felt like was like sucking snot out of an overcooked bockwurst. ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/20 "2004-06-04T02:25:58Z")
By proxy male reply, as per Mr. Armadillo: a blowjob with no rhythm is frustrating. No teeth, thanks. Would this be the thread in which to state that I never met a blowjob I didn’t like to give? 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540.md?page=2)