# Another TMI thread for men only: BJ's **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540 "2004-06-04T00:12:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dragongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/41 "2004-06-04T12:18:49Z")
Not too long ago, my husband told me that I gave him a blowjob that “wasn’t the greatest”. But, he said it wasn’t my fault, he said he was so incredibly stressed that he couldn’t enjoy anything at that time. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/42 "2004-06-04T12:29:23Z")
We were just talking about this at the beach. One of my male friends said he didn’t like what he called, “Soccer Head.” That’s where the blowjob giver pretty much just concentrates on the head and is too shy to use any hands or anything. As if use of hands is against the rules. I thought that was pretty funny. But sitting on my towel in the blistering sun on a Florida beach with three gay males and two straight ones… I learned A LOT about blow jobs that day. No, I’m not divulging any secrets. Okay, just one. To prevent gagging… breathe through your nose. It helps. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/43 "2004-06-04T12:41:42Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Some how in all of this there is a Cosmo article waiting to be written. > > - Feed 'em. F_ck 'em. Suck 'em. Make them your Slave!_ Where do I sign up? ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/44 "2004-06-04T14:16:46Z")
The posters so far have done a pretty good job of explaining _why_ a blowjob can be not particularly pleasurable – teeth, no enthusiasm, no rhythm, no hands, no tongue, interview only, etc. Therefore it is obvious that there _is_ such a thing as a bad blowjob. My personal experiences have been disappointing. I’ve only had one good one in my entire life. So much for my choice of partners, huh? :rolleyes: Part of the problem is, ummm, my size. Obviously length isn’t an issue with a BJ, but girth can be. Length can be a problem with intercourse though. (I don’t say this to brag because it causes more problems than it resolves. Being large can be limiting.) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/45 "2004-06-04T14:24:44Z")
> [@Ruby](#): > > Dear Lord … Why oh why did I keep reading? :eek: :smack: So is there anybody out there who, whilst reading this type of post, sees “TMI” and says, “Golly, I better stop reading!”? Not me. [singing] You picked a fine to blow me, Lucille… I’ve had some good jobs, I’ve had some bad jobs, but this time the teethmarks won’t heal… You picked a fine to blow me, Lucille… [/singing] ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/46 "2004-06-04T14:35:09Z")
re: the OP, all blow jobs are yucky and icky and a total turn-off. Different strokes and all that jazz. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/47 "2004-06-04T15:23:34Z")
I’ve received head from two different girls. One had no idea what she was doing. The other did. The difference was very noticable. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/48 "2004-06-04T15:29:37Z")
I’m only responding in the interest of educating the populace. This is very important. Guys I highly recommend you put down any drinks you happen to be holding. Some of the best blow jobs I’ve ever had included the occasional light lick on the balls. I highly reccomend this, however, however, do not, do not, DO NOT SUCK THE BALLS INTO YOUR MOUTH!!! I swear, I think it took me a week to recover from that. In case you’re wondering, imagine getting kicked in the nuts at peak excitement. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/49 "2004-06-04T15:30:58Z")
Incidentally: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4929440#post4929440](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4929440#post4929440) ---
**Author:** ![RumMunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@RumMunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RumMunkey)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/50 "2004-06-04T16:23:07Z")
> [@](#): > > …occasional tooth drag. **They** sucked so hard, I was bruised! And worse… Oh, ho…hang on… go back to the “_they_” part! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/51 "2004-06-04T16:56:14Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Is there such a thing as a bad blow job? Ever read _The World According To Garp_? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/52 "2004-06-04T17:13:08Z")
> [@Stuffy](#): > > I’m only responding in the interest of educating the populace. This is very important. Guys I highly recommend you put down any drinks you happen to be holding. > > Some of the best blow jobs I’ve ever had included the occasional light lick on the balls. I highly reccomend this, however, however, do not, do not, DO NOT SUCK THE BALLS INTO YOUR MOUTH!!! I swear, I think it took me a week to recover from that. In case you’re wondering, imagine getting kicked in the nuts at peak excitement. Dude, you are **so** wrong on this one. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/53 "2004-06-04T17:19:39Z")
So very, **very** wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/54 "2004-06-04T18:25:37Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > So very, **very** wrong. Indeed. Go back to my first post in this thread. This is one of the things the girl who knew what she was doing did. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/55 "2004-06-04T18:53:50Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > Dude, you are **so** wrong on this one. Obviously I didn’t come off clearly. There’s nothing wrong with sucking on them, what I mean is actually sucking them into the mouth like spaghetti. This has to be way WAY up there on the list of unusual conversations. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/56 "2004-06-04T18:54:31Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > I, er, snipped the rest so folks who don’t want to read that twice don’t hafta. > > You must be such a hit at parties. “So what’s the worst blowjob you ever got?” > > Freejooky responds quietly: “She puked.” > > Someone speaks up: "She … puked? Did I **head** that right? > > Freejooky merely nods. > > Same person speaks up: “Not on you, though, right? Cuz that would totally blow - I mean, that would suck - oh hell. That would blow chunks.” Person sits down and shuts up, face completely red. > > SILENCE > > CRICKETS > > NERVOUS COUGH > > “So, er, who wants to play twister?” I have been laughing at this typo for about 5 minutes now. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/57 "2004-06-04T23:49:26Z")
Yes, sometimes. Like when what I _really_ wanted was some humping. I happen to really like “old fashioned” face-to-face", well prepared (foreplay) car-in-the-garage lovin’ sometimes. My old GF would only come when blowing me. Every man’s dream, right? :dubious: Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/58 "2004-06-05T01:00:26Z")
> [@Freejooky](#): > > way, way too much TMI. > > Just the other week, my girlfriend was getting down to business. We had had a good dinner, some wine, and things were going great. > > Long story short- she got too vigorous, gagged, and _threw up all over me_. And the puke was purple from the wine. > > I don’t think I’ve had an erection since. Another one of those posts that just makes you laugh out loud. I’ve often wondered how often that happened. It’s inevitable. My first BJ was also her first and being young there was considerable pressure built up. Fortunately I didn’t see lunch but it wasn’t too far off. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/59 "2004-06-05T01:54:48Z")
> [@DesertGeezer](#): > > Bad BJ? Sure, one that’s unfinished. There’s even a technical term for it: Suckus Interruptus. :o Haha, yeah that might have been the inspiration for Van Halen’s “Finish What Ya Started”. “_Come on baby, finish what you started I’m incomplete That ain’t no way to treat the broken hearted Come on and finish meeee!_” ---
**Author:** ![AZCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/97f17d/32.png) [@AZCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AZCowboy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/60 "2004-06-05T02:08:13Z")
“Suck, Martha, suck, blow is just an expression!” Personally, I prefer little sucking, no more than you would apply to a lollipop, and that only to keep the saliva (and other fluids) from getting out of control. Rhythym ain’t no big deal, IMHO, but eye contact can sure help speed things along. And spit vs. swallow - hey, at that point, who cares? Oh, one other thought, after I come, please stop and let him rest a few minutes. We’re not like women, we can’t just keep on going like the energizer bunny (well, once we pass our early 20s at least). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540.md?page=4)