# Another TMI thread for men only: BJ's **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540 "2004-06-04T00:12:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/61 "2004-06-05T02:46:03Z")
> [@Algernon](#): > > The posters so far have done a pretty good job of explaining _why_ a blowjob can be not particularly pleasurable – teeth, no enthusiasm, no rhythm, no hands, no tongue, interview only, etc. > > Therefore it is obvious that there _is_ such a thing as a bad blowjob. This is true. However, it must also be said, that a day that includes a bad blowjob is still a pretty good day. My own experience is limited to my Lady wife, and I must admit that there was a learning curve involved (on both our parts). I can honestly say that my present level of satisfaction is several orders of magnitude higher than when we first met, mostly due to good communication. Now, I can say that she is incredible at it, and the only time I’ve had an ‘interview’ lately has been when we are both exhausted, and we want to get to the ‘main event’ before we pass out. Enthusiasm is the key, I think, as well as not getting too rough. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/62 "2004-06-06T14:10:32Z")
> [@Burrido](#): > > Bad if she had vampire-like canines … Oh, I dunno, I’ve not gored anyone yet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/63 "2004-06-06T18:33:21Z")
You guys that say there is no such thing as a bad BJ have obviously not had your wang sucked by the same girl I once did. It was like being re-circumsized with teeth. Gaaah. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/64 "2004-06-06T18:49:48Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > Dude, you are **so** wrong on this one. big balls. small mouth. And a sudden and with out warning suck that felt as if she were trying to vacuum pack my penis and my belly button into the sack with my gonads… ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/65 "2004-06-06T21:57:37Z")
In my experience - no bad bj’s. Of course there are varying dgrees of pleasure - from incedible to unbelievably incredible. I agree with whoever said that the woman should lick the ‘glans’ (which I also think is called the ‘frenulum’). One _absolutely, positive, sure-fire_ way a woman can increase the pleasure of a bj requires NO practice NO extra effort and very little preparation - be totally naked from head to toe. I mean WOW - there’s instant stimulation right there before she even starts !!! I trust any women I now encounter will have read this posting. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/66 "2004-06-07T00:00:52Z")
I am always surprised to learn that there are some women out there who don’t enjoy giving a blow job at all. It revvs me up somethin’ fierce! It took me a few times to figure out what I was doing but through some energetic instruction, I learned how to please. [slight hijack] How many ladies are willing to lick beyond the ball area? I’m talking below and behind. Now, think in terms of just-out-of-the-shower clean, ladies, not just home from a long, hot day of construction in 110 heat. My SO surprised me once just out of the bath with this lil’ maneuver and WOW! He is the first guy I’ve ever really had who wanted to explore and also the first guy I’ve reciprocated on. Cleaniness _IS_ next to Godliness! [/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/67 "2004-06-07T03:01:18Z")
> [@SanguineSpider](#): > > [slight hijack] > How many ladies are willing to lick beyond the ball area? I’m talking below and behind. Now, think in terms of just-out-of-the-shower clean, ladies, not just home from a long, hot day of construction in 110 heat. My SO surprised me once just out of the bath with this lil’ maneuver and WOW! He is the first guy I’ve ever really had who wanted to explore and also the first guy I’ve reciprocated on. Cleaniness _IS_ next to Godliness! > [/slight hijack] That’s where poo comes from. Forgive us that don’t want to taste that orifice. Kinky, yes, but you’ll never catch me eating a lollipoop. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/68 "2004-06-07T03:15:12Z")
You may have noticed a certain duality of function in the penis, as well 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/69 "2004-06-07T03:50:32Z")
> [@Stuffy](#): > > I’m only responding in the interest of educating the populace. This is very important. Guys I highly recommend you put down any drinks you happen to be holding. > > Some of the best blow jobs I’ve ever had included the occasional light lick on the balls. I highly reccomend this, however, however, do not, do not, DO NOT SUCK THE BALLS INTO YOUR MOUTH!!! I swear, I think it took me a week to recover from that. In case you’re wondering, imagine getting kicked in the nuts at peak excitement. What about gently placing them in one’s mouth? Three former boyfriends of mine swore that was absolutely phenomenal feeling. Of course I guess that would depend upon the size too. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/70 "2004-06-07T23:20:24Z")
Speaking of size, why on earth do so many men get goofy over women with tiny mouths? Seems to counter overwhelming majority’s opinion here. I’ve known two women who’s mouths were too small to comfortably “take it in”. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/71 "2004-06-07T23:34:20Z")
Just couldn’t stand watching the post count remain on 69… ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/72 "2004-06-08T00:04:03Z")
> [@Eva Luna](#): > > Just couldn’t stand watching the post count remain on 69… Damn, I didn’t even notice. Gettin’ old. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540/73 "2004-06-08T02:42:28Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > You may have noticed a certain duality of function in the penis, as well 😛 Quite true. That brings up another peeve of mine. When was the last time any girl said “Sure I’ll put it in my mouth, just wash it first.”? Most girls don’t even think twice. That same girl, 9 times out of 10 would be horrified if you admitted to taking a piss without washing your hands. The obligatory joke: A marine and a sailor are pissing next to each other in a restroom. The marine finishes first and starts to leave. The sailor says “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate.” The marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands.” [/hijack] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-tmi-thread-for-men-only-bjs/248540.md?page=3)