# Another wedding! (Gunslinger & racinchikki)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 17, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284 "2000-10-17T17:38:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Asianmagik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5fc32e/32.png) [@Asianmagik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asianmagik)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/21 "2000-10-18T02:42:37Z")

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congrats guys! wish i could come to the virtual wedding but i have to sell my soul back to the company.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/22 "2000-10-18T06:37:31Z")

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Congrats, **Gunslinger** and **racinchikki**. May your posts overflow with happiness, and may your ISPs never separate you.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/23 "2000-10-18T11:04:21Z")

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**Hypergirl, Asianmagik, MysterEcks,** thank you for your congratulations!

**Zoggie** , yes Ja-heffie does. I think that’s what he was modeled after.

**Gun** , any ideas for our honeymoon?

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**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/24 "2000-10-18T16:04:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*I do NOT like Elvis, by the way. \*\*

What the…?

HERETIC! BURN THE INFIDEL!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/25 "2000-10-18T18:26:14Z")

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Take her to Ho Chi Minh Palace, Gunslinger!

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/26 "2000-10-18T23:48:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> **Gun** , any ideas for our honeymoon?

[Rockingham, NC](http://www.nascar.com/winstoncup/index.html)? 😃

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/27 "2000-10-19T00:53:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> > **Gun** , any ideas for our honeymoon?
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> [Rockingham, NC](http://www.nascar.com/winstoncup/index.html)? 😃 \*\*

Sounds great to me! 😃

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/28 "2000-10-19T01:02:50Z")

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Oh you guys. You are too cute for words already.

Who’s going to be your priest? And Oh, what kind of cake will we have? Evil disgusting cake, or good fluffy chocolate cake?

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/29 "2000-10-19T01:14:58Z")

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Hmmm… evil disgusting cake… the kind with teeth that bite and claws that catch?? No no no. Pretty pretty big white-frosted cake with tiers and half the tiers are chocolate cake and the rest are gold cake. Best way to do it so everybody gets their favorite kind of cake. And the top and bottom have to be gold (of course it’s an odd number of layers) because I can’t remember which one the bride and groom cut together and chocolate cake would messier than gold when smeared on Gunnybaby’s face.

Nail me to a barn, that’s a lot of run-ons, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/30 "2000-10-19T01:23:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*Hmmm… evil disgusting cake… the kind with teeth that bite and claws that catch?? No no no. Pretty pretty big white-frosted cake with tiers and half the tiers are chocolate cake and the rest are gold cake. Best way to do it so everybody gets their favorite kind of cake. And the top and bottom have to be gold (of course it’s an odd number of layers) because I can’t remember which one the bride and groom cut together and chocolate cake would messier than gold when smeared on Gunnybaby’s face.
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> Nail me to a barn, that’s a lot of run-ons, isn’t it? \*\*

Oh good, because I have been bitten by one cake too many and numerous quiches throughout my life. Still, cakes are just misunderstood IMO.

Oh and I’m still virtually shopping for the wedding gift! Did you see the one I got Crunchy and Lilbit? If you liked it, perhaps i’ll buy yours from the same store…

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41575&pagenumber=3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41575&pagenumber=3)

Here’s where it is…

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/31 "2000-10-19T01:28:07Z")

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Oooh, a Satanic toaster? Does it burn little "666"s into every slice of toast? I did a short film on that precise theme for my Filmmaking class last year! It was called “There’s Something Terribly Wrong With This Toaster” and it started my foster brother and a toaster I found at a yard sale… the stills from it are around somewhere…

Satanic kitchen implements are pretty neat, especially if they do tricks like the 666-toast. I don’t know how Gun feels about possessed cookery…

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/32 "2000-10-19T01:48:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*Oooh, a Satanic toaster? Does it burn little "666"s into every slice of toast? I did a short film on that precise theme for my Filmmaking class last year! It was called “There’s Something Terribly Wrong With This Toaster” and it started my foster brother and a toaster I found at a yard sale… the stills from it are around somewhere…
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> Satanic kitchen implements are pretty neat, especially if they do tricks like the 666-toast. I don’t know how Gun feels about possessed cookery… \*\*

Hey wow, I would really like to see that film. The Satanic Toaster I bought…well, the guy who sold it to me said it warped Pop Tarts and that it cackled late at night. Perhaps it imprints 666s into pieces of bread too…that would be quaint.

Gunslinger _is_ a guy…he probably doesn’t care. I’ll find something very…ah, creative for you guys.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/33 "2000-10-19T01:58:24Z")

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> Gunslinger _is_ a guy… he probably doesn’t care

You’re probably right, but he might oppose the possession on general principles. Not that he’d notice, I like to cook, so he wouldn’t be in the kitchen that often anyway most likely.

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/34 "2000-10-19T01:58:26Z")

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Hmmm…demon-inhabited appliances _do_ have a certain charm…😃

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/35 "2000-10-19T02:00:15Z")

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ooh, our first simulpost. And so you agree with me on the demon! goody!

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/36 "2000-10-19T02:02:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> I like to cook, so he wouldn’t be in the kitchen that often anyway most likely.

I love you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/37 "2000-10-19T02:12:11Z")

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I love you too honey. 🙂  
My best friend (she’s signing up as I type, **mechanichik** she’ll be I think) is jealous that she doesn’t get to be the maid of honor… is it possible to have TWO? Co-maids, as it were? Or could she wear a tux and be best man? 😃

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/38 "2000-10-19T02:18:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*Or could she wear a tux and be best man? 😃 \*\*

Hmmm…kinky…fine with me.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/39 "2000-10-19T02:33:53Z")

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I’m working on getting her in here right now. I’m having to act as her tech support; we got her set up in #straightdope but I’m not sure our mIRC things are workin. She’s on her way over here now. I’m hoping to Dopeacize her completely…

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**Author:** ![mechanichik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@mechanichik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mechanichik)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/40 "2000-10-19T02:39:44Z")

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ha HA! I get to be the best man!! (even though I wanted to be the maid of honor) thats so cool. as long as I dont have to wear a stupid pimp-like get up, Im fine with being the best man, even though Ive never actually met the groom… oh well.

by the way, hi, my name is Sara, and I hope I dont screw anything up.

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