# Another wedding! (Gunslinger & racinchikki) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284 "2000-10-17T17:38:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/41 "2000-10-19T02:59:41Z")
So: The wedding’ll be in SD chat Saturday evening. **Zoggie** is the maid of honor, **mechanichik** is the best man, Blair (Zoggie’s teddy bear/sex toy) is the ring bear, and Ja-Heffie is the flower fish Now all we need is someone to perform the ceremony! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/42 "2000-10-19T03:34:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\*So: > The wedding’ll be in SD chat Saturday evening. > **Zoggie** is the maid of honor, > **mechanichik** is the best man, > Blair (Zoggie’s teddy bear/sex toy) is the ring bear, and > Ja-Heffie is the flower fish > > Now all we need is someone to perform the ceremony! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? \*\* Ooh, I’m so psyched. This is the first time i’ve ever thought of myself as a “maiden.” 🙂 Get somebody…_interesting_ to do the ceremony. Wouldn’t it be cool if the skies opened up and Cecil himself deigned to do it? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/43 "2000-10-19T03:42:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > Get somebody…_interesting_ to do the ceremony. Wouldn’t it be cool if the skies opened up and Cecil himself deigned to do it? That would be perfect! If Cecil can’t make it, then Ed would work too, I guess… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/44 "2000-10-19T03:48:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\* > That would be perfect! If Cecil can’t make it, then Ed would work too, I guess… \*\* Someone should ask him… ---
**Author:** ![mechanichik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@mechanichik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mechanichik)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/45 "2000-10-19T22:56:48Z")
if you guys dont mind me asking… where is the honeymoon gonna be? you probably discussed it already, but I dont feel like reading it all. (yes Im extremely lazy, get used to it cause Im not going away anytime soon) anyway, I hope you two have a “fun” _wink wink nudge nudge_ honeymoon, where you go. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/46 "2000-10-19T23:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mechanichik \* > \*\*if you guys dont mind me asking… where is the honeymoon gonna be? you probably discussed it already, but I dont feel like reading it all. (yes Im extremely lazy, get used to it cause Im not going away anytime soon) anyway, I hope you two have a “fun” _wink wink nudge nudge_ honeymoon, where you go. \*\* You little \*voyeur. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/47 "2000-10-20T00:22:21Z")
We did already discuss the honeymoon: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > > > **Gun** , any ideas for our honeymoon? > > > > [Rockingham, NC](http://www.nascar.com/winstoncup/index.html)? 😃 \*\* > > Sounds great to me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/48 "2000-10-20T00:24:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > You little \*voyeur. > > 😉 You say that like it’s a bad thing (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). ---
**Author:** ![mechanichik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@mechanichik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mechanichik)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/49 "2000-10-20T00:28:00Z")
ok cool, now I know where not to go for a couple weeks. Like I was gonna go there anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/50 "2000-10-20T00:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > > You little _voyeur._ > > > > 😉 > > You say that like it’s a bad thing (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). \*\* Quel thought. No way…it can’t be bad. ::imagines Mechanichik going into the bathroom adjacent to Gunslinger and Rachinki’s honeymoon suite, lifting a painting from the wall, peeking through the hole in the wall…:: ::cackles:: By the way you haven’t told me if you’ll be naming your firstborn Little Zoggie or not… ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/51 "2000-10-20T00:57:07Z")
**Zoggie** , if bebbie no. one is a girl I’d name it Zogz after you! **mech** , HA. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/52 "2000-10-20T01:24:55Z")
New bridesmaid: **sk8rix tx**! (Ja-heffie won’t mind, and I’d already promised sk8 a spot; he just hadn’t noticed) ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/53 "2000-10-20T01:26:21Z")
Whoops, my bad. Sk8’s not a bridesmaid, he’s the Flower Girl! ---
**Author:** ![mechanichik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@mechanichik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mechanichik)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/54 "2000-10-20T01:30:21Z")
hey Sk8 is my soon-to-be-virtual-husband-after-I-dump-that-other-guy so he has to be a brides maid, cause I cant marry a flower girl! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/55 "2000-10-20T01:32:11Z")
Why can’t you marry a flower girl? I a very manly flower girl! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/56 "2000-10-20T01:38:17Z")
The wedding is Saturday, 7:00 pm Eastern/ 6 central. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/57 "2000-10-20T01:47:48Z")
AHHHHHHH!!! Less than 24 hours, and I still have to buy new heels… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/58 "2000-10-20T02:19:19Z")
Aw, Racin, I am touched. I, of course, get to be godparent? 😛 😛 😛 I can scarcely contain myself. So who _is_ going to say your ceremony? Have you found Ed? If you can’t find anyone, you could always use Uncle Beer. He did the ceremony for what’s his name…Froggie and Lilbit. ---
**Author:** ![mechanichik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@mechanichik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mechanichik)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/59 "2000-10-20T02:33:08Z")
yeah I guess if i can be the best man you can be the flower girl Sk8! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284/60 "2000-10-20T02:39:38Z")
I knew you’d see it my way Mechanichik. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-wedding-gunslinger-racinchikki/37284.md?page=4)