# anotherway imetay asterway oughtbray otay ouyay ybay irleyshay

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810 "2003-10-01T00:03:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/1 "2003-10-01T00:03:23Z")

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[Pig Latin](http://users.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html)

NOw you can liven up meetings, memo’s and bumper stickers with phinesse.

I’ve been thinking about making a bumper sticker that reads:

\*\*ackbay ethay uckfay offway \*\*

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**Author:** ![LifeInHIM86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@LifeInHIM86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeInHIM86)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/2 "2003-10-01T03:16:26Z")

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Isthay ookslay ikelay anotherway eatgray ayway otay allstay. Iway eallyray on’tday antway otay orkway onway ethay aperpay Iway avehay ueday inway ethay orningmay orway onway esearchray ightray ownay…

Iway ouldshay akemay away tay-irtshay ithway “opstay aringstay atmay ymay estchay” ittenwray onway itway, inway igpay atinlay. Ecausebay eoplepay owhay earway osethay indskay ofway irtsshay otay etgay eoplepay otay arestay areway EALLYRAY unnyfay, ofway oursecay.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/3 "2003-10-01T04:43:17Z")

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:::irpchay, irpchay, irpchay …:::

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/4 "2003-10-01T07:16:09Z")

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It sure makes Shakespeare much sillier.

> [@](#):
>
> Otay ebay, orway otnay otay ebay, atthay isway ethay estionquay:  
> Etherwhay istay oblernay inway ethay indmay otay uffersay  
> Ethay ingsslay andway arrowsway ofway outrageousway ortunefay  
> Orway otay aketay armsway againstway away easay ofway oublestray  
> Andway ybay opposingway endway emthay. Otay ieday, otay eepslay—  
> Onay oremay; andway ybay away eepslay otay aysay eway endway  
> Ethay earthay-acheway andway ethay ousandthay aturalnay ocksshay  
> Atthay eshflay isway eirhay otay; istay away onsummationcay  
> Evoutlyday otay ebay ishedway. Otay ieday, otay eepslay;  
> Otay eepslay, erchancepay otay eamdray—ayway, ere’sthay ethay ubray:  
> Orfay inway atthay eepslay ofway eathday atwhay eamsdray aymay omecay,  
> Enwhay eway avehay uffledshay offway isthay ortalmay oilcay,  
> Ustmay ivegay usway ausepay—ere’sthay ethay espectray  
> Atthay akesmay alamitycay ofway osay onglay ifelay.

I need sleep

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**Author:** ![radar\_ralf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@radar\_ralf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radar_ralf)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/5 "2003-10-01T14:25:00Z")

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\*\*irleyShay[b/] - idday ouyay etgay ethay ostcardpay?

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**Author:** ![radar\_ralf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@radar\_ralf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radar_ralf)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/6 "2003-10-01T14:29:00Z")

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**angday**

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/7 "2003-10-01T15:05:46Z")

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Oodgay Ordlay, isthay apcray isway ardhay otay eadray!

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/8 "2003-10-01T16:22:49Z")

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I eesay! Ey’rethey Ineteentay-Entiestway ylestay eathday ayrays!

On’tday ithay emay!! Ouch-ay!

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/9 "2003-10-01T16:48:31Z")

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To be truly unreadable, take something in pig latin already and then send it through a couple of times.

Otaywayway ebaywayway, orwaywayway otnaywayway otaywayway  
ebaywayway, atthaywayway  
iswaywayway ethaywayway estionquaywayway:  
Etherwhaywayway istaywayway oblernaywayway inwaywayway  
ethaywayway indmaywayway  
otaywayway uffersaywayway  
Ethaywayway ingsslaywayway andwaywayway arrowswaywayway  
ofwaywayway  
outrageouswaywayway ortunefaywayway  
Orwaywayway otaywayway aketaywayway armswaywayway  
againstwaywayway awaywayway  
easaywayway ofwaywayway oublestraywayway  
Andwaywayway ayybayway opposingwaywayway endwaywayway  
emthaywayway. Otaywayway  
iedaywayway, otaywayway eepslaywayway—  
Onaywayway oremaywayway; andwaywayway ayybayway awaywayway  
eepslaywayway otaywayway  
aysaywayway ewaywayway endwaywayway  
Ethaywayway earthaywayway-achewaywayway andwaywayway ethaywayway  
ousandthaywayway  
aturalnaywayway ocksshaywayway  
Atthaywayway eshflaywayway iswaywayway eirhaywayway otaywayway;  
istaywayway  
awaywayway onsummationcaywayway  
Evoutlydaywayway otaywayway ebaywayway ishedwaywayway.  
Otaywayway iedaywayway,  
otaywayway eepslaywayway;  
Otaywayway eepslaywayway, erchancepaywayway otaywayway  
eamdraywayway—aywaywayway,  
ere’sthaywayway ethaywayway ubraywayway:  
Orfaywayway inwaywayway atthaywayway eepslaywayway ofwaywayway  
eathdaywayway  
atwhaywayway eamsdraywayway aymaywayway omecaywayway,  
Enwhaywayway ewaywayway avehaywayway uffledshaywayway  
offwaywayway isthaywayway  
ortalmaywayway oilcaywayway,  
Ustmaywayway ivegaywayway uswaywayway ausepaywayway—  
ere’sthaywayway ethaywayway  
espectraywayway  
Atthaywayway akesmaywayway alamitycaywayway ofwaywayway  
osaywayway onglaywayway  
ifelaywayway.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/10 "2003-10-01T17:55:39Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> ## \*Originally posted by Loopus \* \*\*It sure makes Shakespeare much sillier. quote:
> 
> Otay ebay, orway otnay  
> \*\*

Shakespeare knew about ebay? Oway!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/11 "2003-10-01T18:15:26Z")

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That Shakespeare was one hip dude.  
Ralf, not yet.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/12 "2003-10-01T19:16:27Z")

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1920sway ylestay eathday ayray.

[sub]Someone had to do it…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![radar\_ralf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@radar\_ralf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radar_ralf)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/13 "2003-10-01T22:25:03Z")

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**Shirley** - uh oh… someone in Kansas might be getting a postcard and wondering, “Whu…?”

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/14 "2003-10-01T23:14:00Z")

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oyay eednay ahay anslatortray otay itewray inhay igpay atinlay?

Ihay earnedlay otay eakspay andhay itewray igpay atinlay inhay uniorjay ighhay.

ywhay ishay erethay ahay whay usedhay oughthay? itshay upposedsay otay ebay ahay hhay.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/15 "2003-10-02T03:47:41Z")

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Iway ikelay Omanray amhay.

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**Author:** ![radar\_ralf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@radar\_ralf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radar_ralf)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anotherway-imetay-asterway-oughtbray-otay-ouyay-ybay-irleyshay/204810/16 "2003-10-07T01:11:43Z")

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Illstay onay ostcardpay? Amnday!
