# Answer and Question Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114 "2003-02-14T18:42:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/1 "2003-02-14T18:42:09Z")
This is a simple and slightly fun little game that I was introduced to at another message boards and am importing. Hope it hasn’t been done here before. Here’s whatcha do - Player 1 answers a question. Player 2 guesses what the question was, and provides another answer for the next poster Example: * * * ``` *Player1*: Only on Tuesdays. ``` * * * ``` *Player2*: Do you eat sushi? Next answer: With my left hand, usually. ``` * * * Make sense? So, here’s your first answer: **Yes, but only if you use tongs.** ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/2 "2003-02-14T18:54:01Z")
Q: What hand do you wipe your butt with? A: Only when my parents were not home. ---
**Author:** ![Mudling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mudling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudling)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/3 "2003-02-14T18:54:06Z")
Can I have an M&M? **42** ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/4 "2003-02-14T18:56:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mudling \* > \*\*Can I have an M&M? > > **42** \*\* Q: How many roads must a man walk down? A: Sure, but not with some one in your condition. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/5 "2003-02-14T18:56:31Z")
Uh, I just noticed I gave a question for the wrong answer. New Q: Do you like to eat tripe? ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/6 "2003-02-14T18:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \* > \*\* > > A: Sure, but not with some one in your condition. \*\* Q: Will you walk down those 42 roads? A: Only the blue ones ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/7 "2003-02-14T18:59:30Z")
Q: Which of those pills will take me down the rabbit hole? A: The full moon. Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/8 "2003-02-14T19:02:11Z")
Q. what is one half the moon plus one half the moon? A. The price of rice in China ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/9 "2003-02-14T19:03:16Z")
Q: And just what is your excuse, Missy, for the horrible, naked injustices you performed on that bus full of Weebles? A: Well, there might be, but you won’t know unless you can hold your breath for at least three minutes. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/10 "2003-02-14T19:04:33Z")
Damn! **Whuckfistle** beat me by a minute! ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/11 "2003-02-14T19:12:41Z")
Q. Is there a set of car keys in there? A. I`ll tell you when your older. ---
**Author:** ![Cyrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/12 "2003-02-14T19:14:42Z")
Q. Daddy? How old am I? A. Edmund Hillary ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/13 "2003-02-14T19:18:28Z")
Q: What will you name your daughter? A: In your butt. ---
**Author:** ![Mudling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mudling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudling)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/14 "2003-02-14T19:21:29Z")
Q: Now where did I put my car keys again? A: Blue with white stripes ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/15 "2003-02-14T19:37:03Z")
Q: What did the suspect’s shirt look like? A: It only hurts when I bend over. ---
**Author:** ![Mudling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mudling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudling)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/16 "2003-02-14T19:48:25Z")
Q: You’re not still walking funny are you? A: Well, um, I saw it on the Discovery channel… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/17 "2003-02-14T20:04:29Z")
Q: Chimpanzee clone anal sex?!? A: Andorians. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/18 "2003-02-14T20:19:43Z")
Q: Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? A: It was eaten by chickens. ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/19 "2003-02-14T20:24:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Q: Chimpanzee clone anal sex?!? > > A: Andorians. \*\* Q: Of all the alien abduction/anal exams you’ve had, who was the most gentle/loving? A: 97, as long as I’m sober, but never if I’m wearing the green boxers. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114/20 "2003-02-14T20:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* > > A: It was eaten by chickens. \*\* Q: What should I tell the detective happened to Farmer Brown’s corpse? A: $12.50, but I paid too much. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-and-question-game/155114.md?page=2)