# Answer the GQ! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 22, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758 "2008-09-22T23:53:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/21 "2008-09-24T01:38:22Z")
\*\*is there a name for this fear? \*\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! \*\*low temperature heat moldable plastic from hospital \*\* Why, yes. And high temperature _melt_ moldable plastic from hospital. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/22 "2008-09-24T01:44:51Z")
**Buy Treasury Bonds!** James Bonds aren’t worth it. **Why Don’t Grizzly Bears Just Amble All The Way Over To Maine?** It’s too far to walk. **Have you seen this news photo?** Yes, it was on the news. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/23 "2008-09-24T02:10:20Z")
**Simple Question: Soap & Water** Simple Answer: Don’t drop it, don’t drink it ---
**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/24 "2008-09-24T02:19:07Z")
\*\* test supposedly shows that computer users are idiots - how so? \*\* How do I see the rest of this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/25 "2008-09-24T02:23:49Z")
**Simple Question: Soap & Water** Yes, it will make you clean, if used properly. **Non-emergency yet serious medical conditions without insurance.** I dunno, I’d consider a sucking chest wound “serious” _and_ an emergency. YMMV. **test supposedly shows that computer users are idiots - how so?** Well… you’re reading this, aren’t you? \*\*Fungus Identification- \*\* Have you considered nametags? ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/26 "2008-09-25T00:19:07Z")
_Simple Question: Soap **OR** Water_\* ?\*\*\* Fixed that for you. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/27 "2008-09-25T01:45:17Z")
**What would happen if McCain died before the election?** His poll numbers would positively _plummet_. ETA: Man, he’d do _anything_ to get out of that debate. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/28 "2008-09-26T18:32:50Z")
**Why are tankless toilets mainly in commercial buildings?** It’s where all the ‘in’ toilets hang out. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/29 "2008-09-26T18:45:44Z")
\*\*“nixon is tyranny which is death to us all”? Did anyone else see that? \*\* Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/30 "2008-09-26T18:55:29Z")
**Question about Treason in the United States** What is “Well, why _do_ you hate America?” ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/31 "2008-09-26T19:12:04Z")
\*\*Plane too Heavy!!! \*\* That’s because you portaled to the elemental plane of Earth. You really should be careful when using those things. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/32 "2008-09-26T19:47:53Z")
\*\*Plane too Heavy!!! \*\* Well, okay, sure, _now_ it won’t take off. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/33 "2008-09-27T03:08:19Z")
**Those “Guess How Many X’s Are in the Jar” Games - Is There a Trick?** Sure, just eat whatever X is and guess “zero”. (Warning: only works with foodstuffs.) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/34 "2008-09-27T03:14:22Z")
\*\*Electric Organs \*\* Just plug it in and go for it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/35 "2008-09-27T03:22:51Z")
\*\*Need quick tutorial on today’s PC processor power \*\* 1. Turn on the PC. 2. Admire how powerful it is. 3. Hi, Opal! \*\*Why the miles and miles long work zones? \*\* Because short work doesn’t need as much roadway. \*\*Moved: A Very Vague Question about a NY Yankee \*\* Sorry. I’m unmoved. \*\*Japanese question in Penny Arcade (bonus: Two Lumps) \*\* If I correctly answer, can I not have any lumps at all? \*\*2 Questions about expiration dates on meds \*\* If it’s dated before today, it’s expired. And if the prescription doesn’t bear your name, you shouldn’t take it. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/36 "2008-09-27T03:43:44Z")
\*\*Is there an evolutionary reason for masturbation? \*\* Yes, to stop _you_ from reproducing! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgonzola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e480ec/32.png) [@Gorgonzola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgonzola)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/37 "2008-09-27T04:15:54Z")
**Nuts. I may have been poisoning myself in the last year.** I _told_ you not to eat all those almonds. **How do morbidly obese people reproduce?** Going by heritable trait(s) proliferation alone, I’d say very well. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/38 "2008-09-28T00:40:00Z")
**What is this Muppet Song?** Ma-Na-Ma-Na I’m willing to bet that’s the answer without even opening the thread. **Am I crazy? (Insert question here)** Yes, yes you are. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/39 "2008-09-28T01:06:44Z")
> [@](#): > > State nickname GT > [@](#): > > ceiling fan Ceiling? The band or the team? ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/40 "2008-09-28T01:15:02Z")
> [@pricciar](#): > > \*\* Has their ever been a real ‘Scooby Doo’ type crime? \*\* > > Yes. It’s called scrappy. [\* Clap clap clap \*] Bravo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758.md?page=3)