# Answer the GQ!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 22, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758 "2008-09-22T23:53:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/41 "2008-09-28T03:53:17Z")

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Damn, does it have to be GQ?

**Five new mods on Steam**

I say since we’ve got **Giraffe, Marley, Colibri, fluiddruid,** and **Czarcasm** , we’ll win easily.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/42 "2008-09-28T11:30:56Z")

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\*\*Easiest/cheapest way to get a divorce? \*\*

Say “I divorce thee” three times.

**Why are tankless toilets mainly in commercial buildings?**

Because putting them in private dwellings is a t’ankless task.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/43 "2008-09-28T16:18:11Z")

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\*\*Can I use whipping cream in my coffee? \*\*

Sure, what d’you think, the cops are going to come stop you? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/44 "2008-09-28T16:40:41Z")

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**Security Clearance, rules and effects?**

We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/45 "2008-09-28T16:50:21Z")

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**How did the credit crunch start?**

When Quaker Oats discontinued Cap’n Crunch.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/46 "2008-09-28T19:19:15Z")

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**Looking for a Firefox extension**

Yeah, I have problems with my Firefox not being as big as I like either.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/47 "2008-09-28T20:18:19Z")

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**Effect of alcohol on the human body**

Wassat? I’m jusht… fine… and \<hic\> dandy…

\*\*Can you buy an XP computer? \*\*

Yes.

\*\*My DSL cable makes my computers buzz \*\*

Stop putting coffe cups in the CD tray.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/48 "2008-09-28T20:56:26Z")

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**Trig question**

Yes, it’s her kid.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/49 "2008-09-30T14:50:38Z")

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**Any nutritionists here that can advise me on supplements?**

They _can_, but the question is whether they _will_…

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**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-the-gq/464758/50 "2008-09-30T18:41:41Z")

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**Cats love fish**

Breaking news! Also, this just in, dogs poop.

**Surfing with glasses**

Works great. I wear my reading glasses every time I surf the net.

**Cost of eating in Australia for 6 weeks**

Substantially more than spending 6 weeks in Australia without eating.

**How do people bite their fingernails?**

Usually with the white (or yellowish, or brownish) things behind one’s lips. I believe they’re called teeth.

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