# Answer this quickly (and hopefully correctly)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 13, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-this-quickly-and-hopefully-correctly/625040 "2012-06-13T18:21:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answer-this-quickly-and-hopefully-correctly/625040/81 "2012-06-29T20:13:31Z")

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> [@Dallas\_Jones](#):
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> What if I ordered water with my hot dog and the water was free? But the cup was .05 and then I spilled the water on my girfriend and asked for another cup, which they gave to me free?
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> How much is this girl going to cost me, eventually?

If you marry her, pssst her off, and she divorces you then the answer would be “exactly half your stuff”.

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