# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/201 "2020-07-15T02:46:39Z")
I can’t recommend you alternative therapies to the treatment I gave you. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/202 "2020-07-15T03:23:13Z")
As soon as I finish scooping the litter box. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/203 "2020-07-15T03:50:03Z")
No, drinking sterilizer or trying to shine intense lights into your body are _both_ very bad ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/204 "2020-07-15T04:28:44Z")
I’m sorry; he’s gone to lunch, but I can take a message. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/205 "2020-07-15T07:48:24Z")
The nurse has just told me that SOB means shortness of breath. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/206 "2020-07-15T14:50:16Z")
Just down the hall, third door to your left. And stop asking, would ya? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/207 "2020-07-15T20:43:14Z")
It was a Maserati, and yes, he totaled it. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/208 "2020-07-16T02:35:53Z")
I’m not sure, kid. Maybe everybody sleeps until the final judgement… I really don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/209 "2020-07-16T02:49:52Z")
They’re two dollars each, or three for five dollars. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/210 "2020-07-16T03:14:36Z")
No, he hasn’t confessed yet. Should we break out the rubber hoses? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/211 "2020-07-16T03:22:20Z")
The Philadelphia generally favors long - the Boston and Cleveland, short. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/212 "2020-07-16T04:02:10Z")
It leaves at 10:40 from track 7. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/213 "2020-07-16T05:43:28Z")
Jerome K. Jerome ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/214 "2020-07-16T07:23:40Z")
If you’d asked me yesterday, I could have told you. Today, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/215 "2020-07-16T12:35:40Z")
Just this one glass of sherry, honest. Oh, and a six pack of Bud. And also half of that bottle of Jack Daniels. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/216 "2020-07-16T16:45:53Z")
You should play your doubles whenever you get the chance. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/217 "2020-07-16T18:36:16Z")
No, only the one-eyed jacks are wild – not all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/218 "2020-07-16T19:04:34Z")
You wish. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/219 "2020-07-16T19:07:05Z")
Two days in Palermo. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/220 "2020-07-16T20:35:01Z")
Down the hall, line on the left, one cross each. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=12)