# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2183 "2022-03-21T18:17:48Z")
I turned 57 last July. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2184 "2022-03-22T01:52:25Z")
Actually, I’m old enough to be your grandfather. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2185 "2022-03-22T05:44:09Z")
She decided not to take it from him anymore. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2186 "2022-03-22T10:40:42Z")
Thanks to you, we now need to go out and buy a new one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2187 "2022-03-22T16:36:26Z")
No, I don’t mind. Why should I? I actually think it’s kind of sexy. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2188 "2022-03-22T17:12:04Z")
Let’s not do it tomorrow. Looks like a stormy day. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2189 "2022-03-22T17:12:49Z")
I have no idea why it broke. I just bought that damned thing not two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2190 "2022-03-22T17:19:11Z")
Once again I’m doing the whole thing myself, since I can’t find anyone to help me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2191 "2022-03-22T17:24:37Z")
No, thanks, I’m just looking around. And texting a friend back in Ireland. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2192 "2022-03-23T08:59:17Z")
Yes, I love it. But pay some attention to the other side as well. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2193 "2022-03-23T15:37:00Z")
Uh, yeah, sorry. I should have cleared the screen. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2194 "2022-03-23T21:39:22Z")
I picked them up yesterday, and they look great. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2195 "2022-03-24T02:06:41Z")
Ok, ok, I’ll take the COVID test. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2196 "2022-03-24T07:55:55Z")
Gee, I had totally forgotten about that. I’ll have to look for them. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2197 "2022-03-24T08:02:19Z")
No, I have no Starbucks. You’ll have to make do with Safeway house brand coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2198 "2022-03-24T18:04:44Z")
I could… or I could sleep with you in your bed. If you want - no pressure. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2199 "2022-03-24T20:11:55Z")
The Q is silent. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2200 "2022-03-25T10:46:55Z")
You’ll have to pay me in singles this time. I’ll explain later. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2201 "2022-03-25T13:37:15Z")
You undress; I’ll keep my clothes on. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2202 "2022-03-25T13:41:53Z")
Because you never actually _filed_ any state tax return in 2018. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=111)