# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2243 "2022-04-07T19:57:47Z")
I’m looking at it right now…there’s a freakin’ hole near the bottom. Like some goddamned stoat chewed through it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2244 "2022-04-08T04:35:47Z")
Yeah, stoats again. Call an exterminator. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2245 "2022-04-08T08:36:14Z")
Yes, the war in Ukraine was started by an evil Russian stoat. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2246 "2022-04-08T13:07:19Z")
I don’t want to hear about any more of your problems. If you’ve been overrun with voles, just get a stoat or two to take care of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2247 "2022-04-08T20:35:46Z")
Stoats are wonderful critters and widely misunderstood, actually. Everyone would be better off with a few more stoats in their life, the Queen was telling me just the other day. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2248 "2022-04-08T22:53:08Z")
I think we’ve had a few presidents who were actually stoats. Definitely Millard Fillmore. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2249 "2022-04-09T01:29:07Z")
Two presidents looks like geoducks. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2250 "2022-04-09T06:48:06Z")
I assume you’re referring to Taft and Nixon. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2251 "2022-04-10T01:43:41Z")
Van Buren and Ike ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2252 "2022-04-10T07:48:51Z")
The two Bushes. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2253 "2022-04-10T21:08:44Z")
I often confuse weasels, polecats, stoats and ferrets. It turns out that they’re just not very good at riddles. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2254 "2022-04-11T02:50:38Z")
Sounds like they’re not very good at ferreting things out. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2255 "2022-04-11T12:49:16Z")
No, I hadn’t heard that Henry VIII was particularly fond of stoats. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2256 "2022-04-11T13:50:05Z")
I think it’s supposed to say “…serial numbers on a Gnu” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2257 "2022-04-12T01:51:07Z")
In two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2258 "2022-04-12T07:40:12Z")
It already had the chicken in it, so all I added were the noodles and the sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2259 "2022-04-12T16:32:16Z")
In _another_ two weeks. Now stop asking. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2260 "2022-04-12T17:22:48Z")
I have this notice that was left on my door. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2261 "2022-04-12T17:24:06Z")
To get to the other side! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2262 "2022-04-12T18:24:52Z")
All right, two _more_ weeks, but that’s it. That’s my final answer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=112) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=114)