# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2403 "2022-05-25T12:38:33Z")
The day I decide to voluntarily jump out of a perfectly good airplane with a parachute on my back is the day I want you to have me committed to the funny farm. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2404 "2022-05-25T16:03:25Z")
I’m going out soon. I’ll pick you up one if they’re on sale. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2405 "2022-05-26T14:32:14Z")
Yes, this is my crappy apartment. On the other hand, it’s also really cramped. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2406 "2022-05-26T14:54:31Z")
Off the top of my head, the only thing I can think of that we’re out of would be bread. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2407 "2022-05-26T18:11:13Z")
I’ve got an idea for a new one, if my timing is correct. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2408 "2022-05-26T18:52:43Z")
Nothing much; just watched the SNL monologue and went to bed immediately afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2409 "2022-05-27T00:45:04Z")
You cannot blame her for your behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2410 "2022-05-27T14:31:01Z")
He played either Frankenstein or Wolfman in some old black and white movie. I honestly don’t remember which one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2411 "2022-05-27T18:09:04Z")
Honestly, there’s no need to bring up that old crap at a time like this. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2412 "2022-05-28T05:24:53Z")
I really don’t know what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2413 "2022-05-28T05:32:25Z")
No, they didn’t have any. I’ll try a different place tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2414 "2022-05-28T07:34:52Z")
I already tried that, and it still hurts. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2415 "2022-05-30T03:22:06Z")
I tell you that I followed and understand the situation completely, and am aware of all the variables and I still don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![LilXMo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lilxmo/32/4225_2.png) [@LilXMo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilXMo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2416 "2022-05-30T03:29:46Z")
It’s text you the recipe later. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2417 "2022-05-30T03:58:45Z")
No, thanks. We won’t be staying long. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2418 "2022-05-30T07:15:33Z")
Rather than using either mayonnaise or Miracle Whip, I’m combining equal parts of each. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2419 "2022-05-31T05:32:09Z")
If I can find time in my schedule, sure. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2420 "2022-05-31T05:55:23Z")
I can’t tomorrow. How about never. Is never good for you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2421 "2022-05-31T06:28:33Z")
Well, since I procrastinated so much yesterday, I’ll have to try to do everything today. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2422 "2022-05-31T13:48:02Z")
I’ve already got Orson Bean scheduled to be the keynote speaker that afternoon. No need to invite any more celebrities. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=120) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=122)